The Seven Emotions I Felt While Watching Rocco Reed’s Last and Final Gay Porn Scene

A full year after Rocco Reed’s official retirement, Men.com has finally run out of Rocco Reed scenes that they had stowed away. Being one of the more boring and bored-looking gay-for-pay stars ever to grace my laptop screen, I will recount for you the seven waves of emotion I experienced while watching this scene.

It’s called Hotel Surveillance, and the idea is that a desk clerk at a hotel is so turned on by seeing suited gentlemen Johnny Ryder and Rocco Reed come into the hotel that he watches them fuck through a totally illegal spycam that he has in their room.

Like Men at Play, it’s executive realness porn, but the only dress shirt they could find to put Rocco in is about 9 sizes too big for him, and it looks ridiculous.

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Emotion #1:
new-york-laugh

 

Rocco and Johnny exchange some totally passionless closed-mouth kisses.

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Emotion #2:
disgusted-gif

 

Rocco gives Johnny a bad blowjob.

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Emotion #3:
Really_seriously_kathy

 

Johnny blows Rocco, and Rocco looks like this at him.

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Emotion #4:
really-1

 

Mostly hard, Rocco sticks it in.

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Emotion #5:
yawn

 

Yep. Almost over, everyone.

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Emotion #6:
salute

 

And, done.

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Emotion #7:
bye-felicia

 

 

[Men.com: Hotel Surveillance]

 

11 thoughts on “The Seven Emotions I Felt While Watching Rocco Reed’s Last and Final Gay Porn Scene”

  1. Bunch of you superficial queens would rather look at a fucking limp dicked scam artist with a gym body than actual performers who actually enjoy fucking men and don’t look constipated the entire scene.

    Good riddance, gay porn needs less limp dicked G4P and more actual passionate performers with variety of body types and backgrounds.

  2. I guess it is still trendy to bash Rocco at the Sword. Not really a fan of his but he is hotter and a better gay porn star than the usual “favorites” at the Sword. Rocco does not look homeless with a gaunt body, beard, or covered in tattoos.

    1. Hahaha The gay for payer FANATICS were here now complaining to Sword about Rocco. Hey you straight slaves should go to QUEER ME NOW that blog is straight porn centered and most of their fans are like you. Shame on you all

  3. I have never understood The Swords aversion to Rocco. I find him attractive and most of his scenes well above average if not hot. His Parent/Teacher scene with Dean Monroe is one of the hottest I’ve seen in ages. I wish him well in retirement and am grateful for his gay videos.

  4. hahaha that’s funny,.but wait how can Rocco look to Johnny while he’s sucking him if he’s straight. Me, Im gay and I wouldnt want to see the girl while she’s sucking me I might kick her in the face or break her neck if ever.

    1. So you’re a woman basher as well as a racist and a sanctimonious freak. It might not be PC to say this, but you should really consider suicide. Thin the herd a bit.

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