The Swordies 2013: Best Visual Effects In Gay Porn

The 2013 Swordie Awards continue today with a new and exciting category: Best Visual Effects. After being alerted to the existence of a movie called Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders, it became immediately clear that this film had to win some kind of award. Because how often do you get a movie that has glory holes, breeding, and werewolves all at the same time?

It’s too early in the year to declare that Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders is the Best Movie of 2013 (though believe me, I was extremely tempted), but it’s not too early to award Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders the Swordie for Best Visual Effects In Gay Porn. Sadly, there is no Swordie for Best Sound Effects in Gay Porn, because Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders would have won that, too.

Anyway, congratulations to the entire visual effects team who worked on Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders. Move over, Life of Pi!

[Knightbreeders: Werewolf Glory Hole Breeders]

 

7 thoughts on “The Swordies 2013: Best Visual Effects In Gay Porn”

  1. Well, at least someone is trying. An effort is being made. That’s all I ask, that you at least try…
    I assume there is a plot of sorts?

  2. That’s pretty incredible, I wish we saw more of that in porn!! The sound effects are great too, and deserve their own swordie award

  3. Isn’t it time gay porn has its own Golden Raspberry Awards? The Golden Assberry for worst visual effects can go to this flic.

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