The Swordies 2013: Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr

The 2013 Swordie Awards continue today with a new category: Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr. The only two requirements for this award are that 1) the man not be a gay porn star (there are enough other awards for them) and that 2) the man has a Tumblr. Meet Frankie, of “DontDoItFrankie,” the Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr.

Frankie doesn’t show it all, but he shows enough to be the perfect kind of tease/slut who is deserving of an award like this.

Congratulations, Frankie! If you’re reading this (and I really hope you’re not because I’m embarrassed), I hope it’s OK to admit that I’ve been cyberstalking you for the past two years ;)

[DontDoItFrankie]

27 thoughts on “The Swordies 2013: Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr”

  1. He is quite hot, I don’t know about hottest on earth, but I definitely wouldn’t kick him out of my bed for eating crackers.

  2. wow, at last I know who he is! I had been seeing pictures of him but I could never find what tumblr they were originally taken from. I always thought this guy was the sexiest of them all, apparently I’m very mainstream! still I can keep drooling and dreaming he was my boyfriend… drooling…

  3. Just for my knowledge ..what is the purpose of stretching the ear this way…is it symbolic of some kind or is this a fad like dick or nipple piercing?

  4. QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm

    I must say the trends of 2013’s gay children are a bit fucked up to me–tube socks, trucker hats, beards and huge chest tatts–it’s like Soundgarden gangbanged Kristy McNichol.

  5. Thank you so much Zach even though I will not be putting this on my resume any time soon, Im truly flattered ;). Im glad that you appreciate my pictures. When I made my tumblr I never thought it would be a topic of discussion in any way shape or form. I really enjoy the idea that you can follow people from around the world and get a sense of who they are or what they are like through pictures they post/reblog. I love tumblr and I love that I can use it as an expressive outlet but the truth is my pictures (mostly the ones you have gathered here) are misleading. Yes Im a sexual person (really who isn’t?) and certainly not a prude but, Im actually a very shy, easy going guy who never takes himself or anything too seriously. To be honest I thinks its hilarious that I was awarded this, I would have totally went for abeardedboy or pavel petel! Both men are incredibly hot and artistic to me in different ways. But, nonetheless thank you for choosing me. I would just like to say that Im a very humble person and I understand that not every one will like my look, and that Im totally ok with that. Everyone is entitled to their own opinons and it would be completely ignorant of me to argue with someone on their own opinions on how my beard looks or whether my stretched ears are attractive or not because that is their opinion. But when someone is wrong they are just wrong…If I had one follower on tumblr or one million followers I would still post the same pictures, videos, artwork, tattoos, songs, whatever. I do not crave nor need attention. I appreciate the awesome comments and compliments people give me from the bottom of my heart but the fact of the matter is the only attention I crave and/or need is from my family and the few close friends I have. The only thing the person that Im referring to was right about is the fact that I am a young hairdresser and I do have madonna records on my wall. Once again, thank you so much Zach you made my day!

    1. QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm

      OMG, and so close to Valentine’s Day.

      (Killing me!)

      OK Frankie, what is your largest salon gift certificate denomination? $5000? $10,000?

      Can you wash and set someone 24/7 for 5 days straight? Naked! OH, and do you have board-n-care for some sort of tiny Mexican hound?

      (Zach IS NOT fucking for a week and leaving THAT behind)

    2. And your reply Frank is why I agree with Zach’s nomination, sensible, intelligent and considered, I only hope Frank at you have or find someone special in your life to appreciate everything you have to offer

  6. He’s a hottie but his beard is a bit too sloppy. Other than that I think he’s hot, but not the hottest out there really. I would prefer Pavel Petel.

    1. The fact that his beard isn’t perfectly symmetrical is the reason why he’s perfect. That gross male version of a Barbie Twin Pavel Patel is disgusting! He has the sex appeal of Gumby in an oil slick.

      1. Well sorry Zach but not everyone can fall in love with a mirror image of your self, in which case for you is a dirty bearded hipster hobo.

        A cute dirty bearded hipster hobo ;)

  7. why the harsh comments above? frank is super sweet and incredibly sexy. i agree with your “Hottest Man On Earth/Tumblr” assessment. i’m all for folks sharing their personal favorites, but no need to hate on frank. he’s H-O-T. thanks for sharing.

  8. Upon studying these few photos we can surmise that he is a young hairdresser who craves attention and decorates his walls with Madonna records. Could he be every single living or dead gay man born after 1970?

      1. That guy is such a filthy fucking whore. That fact that that type of life style or way of living, is socially acceptable in San Francisco, just reminds me how much I hate that disgusting living stain of a city.

          1. mmmm dude, he totally does live in Montreal, take it from a resident of the city. Almost every guy from his pictures is from Montreal. In addition there is a clear shot of him outside with the Montreal skyline behind him. Then there is another picture of him in the village. Either that, or he REALLY enjoys taking pictures in Montreal.

        1. I’ve never seen this guys tumblr before but I looked through 10 pages or so and I don’t see what is so bad about it or what makes him such a “filthy whore”, most of the stuff I saw isn’t even pornographic. I’m not trying to be snarky but am I missing something?

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