Somebody glued six of your mom’s back massagers together and made something called “The Orgazmatron,” which is the 2013 Swordie winner for Sex Toy of the Year. Congratulations, Orgazmatron.
This is the first year in the The Swordies’ 2-year history that we have recognized a sex toy, so it is a great honor and pleasure to acknowledge Kink.com for their creation. The superhero plot, leotard, impressive laser effects, and Connor Maguire’s cock were also worthy of Swordies in other categories, but ultimately it was The Orgazmatron that stood out.
How can I get one?