[Note: The Swordies are here! From now until the end of the year, I will be sporadically giving out awards in a variety of categories to the best (and the worst) in gay porn. How are The Swordies determined? Who votes for The Swordies? Don’t worry about it! It’s this simple: Whomever and whatever I want to win, wins.]
Box Cover of the Year: Body Shop
The only thing better than two balls? Three balls. And Chris Tyler has three balls. Before you go screaming “Photoshop!” GayPornBlog has already vetted the authenticity of Chris Tyler’s magical three balls, and each one of them is real. Also, polyorchidism is an actual thing. Until now, Chris Tyler’s three balls have played second fiddle to bigger stars, but now, finally, Falcon has put them front and center for everyone to fully appreciate. Marvel in the triple ball realness:
To be fair, this would be a strong contender for Box Cover of the Year even if Chris Tyler only had two balls (or even one ball!), because, uhh, look at him. Regardless, The Swordie for Box Cover of the Year goes to Falcon’s Body Shop! Congratulations!
And because Chris Tyler’s Body Shop scene isn’t online yet, here he is getting fucked in last month’s Cabin Fever (Chris Tyler might be Hottest Bottom of the Year, too…):
[Cabin Fever: Boston Miles Fucks Chris Tyler]