In case you missed it, John Oliver scored a major coup last week when he flew to Moscow to have a sit-down interview face to face with Edward Snowden for his show Last Week Tonight on HBO. The NSA whistleblower talked freely with him about the various ways he felt the NSA had overstepped, and Oliver asked him an all-important question: Can the NSA see my dick?
He says it’s the real “line in the sand” for most Americans whether or not the government can spy on their dick pics and Snowden, laughingly, agrees after Oliver hands him a photo of his own dick.
Now a whole subReddit has started called DickPics4Freedom, encouraging guys to tweet their dick pics with that hashtag to show solidarity with Snowden, and to protest… or just to show off or something.
Below, I rank for you the 10 hottest dicks to show up so far, including a couple double-dick situations that clearly came from gay couples. But we can assume that most of these guys, because they’re on Reddit, are probably straight and unattractive.
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5. Patriotic cock.
4. A major handful.
3. Double bear cock.
2. Near perfect nine-inch cock.
1. Game of Thrones cock.
Beatiful cocks
I’m in awe the sheer power and beauty of these cocks
“Now a whole subReddit has started called DickPics4Freedom, encouraging guys to tweet their dick pics.” That is an awfully Cis-normative statement. It reinforces the outdated sex-binary notion that men have penises and women do not. There ARE women with penises and men with vaginas, and their identities are just as valid. Cis-homos have a tendency to exclude us from any discussion as if we didn’t exit. This is cis-centric, cis-normative, cis-sexist and tran-exclusionary.
You are a moron
A big No to solidarity with Snowden. Let him stay in democratic Russia and share dick pics with Putin.
Why are they only white dick pics?
You got something against white men ?
Solidarity and vigor!
God bless those random dudes sharing their many, many, many dick pics on reddit.
Also, the massivecock subreddit can be your next best friend if you let it.
Love the GAME OF THRONES cock
There’s a hefty fuckin’ fee…