The Top 10 Reasons Why Donny Wright Broke Into A Firehouse To Masturbate


As The Sword reported first last night, gay porn star Donny Wright was arrested in Louisville, Kentucky over the weekend for breaking into a firehouse and masturbating. Why might Donny Wright have broken into a firehouse to masturbate?

10. He was rehearsing for an upcoming Men.com scene in which his character breaks into a firehouse to masturbate and is caught by a group of straight firemen who proceed to gangbang him.

9. There is literally nothing else to do in Kentucky but break into firehouses and masturbate.

8. He was rehearsing for an upcoming Lucas Entertainment scene in which his character breaks into a firehouse to masturbate and is caught by a group of Israeli firemen who proceed to piss on him.

7. Donny Wright didn’t break into the firehouse to masturbate; he broke into the firehouse because he was drunk and needed somewhere to pass out, but once he was inside, he thought, “might as well masturbate.”

6. Donny Wright didn’t break into the firehouse to masturbate; he broke into the firehouse because he thought it was an airport hangar where he could steal a plane and get the fuck out of Kentucky. (What was Donny Wright doing in Kentucky??)

5. Donny Wright woke up to go get himself a cold pop and thought someone was barbequing, but then he’s like, oh lord, Jesus it’s a fire.

4. He was rehearsing for an upcoming Next Door Studios scene in which his character breaks into a firehouse to masturbate and is caught by a group of female firemen who proceed to gangbang him.

3. He was rehearsing for an upcoming Treasure Island Media scene in which his character breaks into a firehouse to masturbate and is caught by a group of firemen who proceed to…never mind.

2. Donny Wright is suffering from post traumatic stress disorder after being massaged by Cody Cummings’ knee.

1. Because he wanted to.

 

14 thoughts on “The Top 10 Reasons Why Donny Wright Broke Into A Firehouse To Masturbate”

    1. Really? It was pretty obvious to me that he was mixed with something, whether it was Latino or Italian, or even Native American. I don’t think he’s full blooded Latino though.

  1. This is pretty sad, actually. I wonder what the consequences will be for him. Will he have to register as a sex offender (it happens), will he be sent to prison? The fact it was on a Louisville news station suggests it was not a joke for them. Was he released on bail?

      1. Oh please. I’m obviously joking.

        The firehouse is just down the street from the few gay bars we have, so he probably got drunk there and wandered over.

  2. It’s funny because Donny always seems so timid in his videos.
    Even when he tops he comes off as quiet and submissive.
    I remember he did a video with Dayton O’Conner and Donnie seemed so shy and timid when Dayton was interviewing him.
    But like they say, “It’s always the quiet ones” LOL

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