The Top 11 Things Straight Guys Say To Each Other Before Having Gay Sex For Money

I don’t claim to be an expert on this topic because a) I’m gay, and b) I’ve never fucked or been fucked by a straight guy, on camera or otherwise. But everyone’s fascinated, obviously, with the idea that there are tons of hot straight dudes out there these days who are happily fucking other dudes, and getting fucked by them.

Why? Because possibly never in human history have there been so fucking many of them as there have been in the last seven or eight years. There were always straight guys in gay porn because that’s where the money was. Now, as most of you know, even though the money isn’t even that great, there are still beautiful dudes with (often very) beautiful bodies from every corner of the nation who the Corbin Fishers and Sean Codys and GayHooplas find, recruit, and fly out to California/Phoenix to shoot a jerkoff session, followed (hopefully) by a fuck session.

And, yes, most of them are not gay and pretending to be straight like in the very early days of Sean Cody. Most of them really are straight.

Sure there are plenty of guys who thought they were straight before they fucked a bunch of hot guys over several years, liked it a lot, and now call themselves bi. (Hi, Tommy Defendi.) And there are plenty of guys whose studios convince them they need to tell fans they’re bi or else they won’t have as many fans. (Hi Sebastian Young, and everyone else.) There are the Brandons-from-Sean Cody who like the attention and the money-making opportunity and play really convincing faggots on camera but then say things like “I hate dicks” off-screen. And then there are the Bravo Deltas of the world who won’t say they’re bi, or straight, or gay, or anything, because labels are for pussies, bro.

Anyway, here’s a Letterman-style list to kick off your weekend, of the Top 11 Things Straight Guys Say to Each Other Before Having Gay Sex for Money.

11. “It’s supposed to hurt, bro. I’ll go easy.”

10. “Your ass is way hotter than my girlfriend’s. Just sayin.'”

9. “I just need the cash, bro. No eye contact, cool?”

8. “Am I the only one who told his wife about this?”

7. “This is my sixth time bottoming. It’s kind of like taking this really awesome shit that makes you cum.”

6. “I could go for a face full of pussy after this, how about you?”

5. “If the condom breaks, just keep going. I’m negative, bro.”

4. “I’m totally, straight, bro. But Viagra’s pretty sweet.”

3. “I haven’t had my dick in anything that tight since, like, middle school, bro.”

2. “Are you John Travolta?”

1. “Wait, was I supposed to shit first? My bad.”

 

 

33 thoughts on “The Top 11 Things Straight Guys Say To Each Other Before Having Gay Sex For Money”

  1. I’m admittedly fascinated by this topic, even though it’s been rehashed over and over again. We’re forgetting there is a spectrum here.

    I could not or would not ever have sex with a woman. I couldn’t keep a hard on and I’d puke. I don’t care if it was the hottest woman ever… Vagina makes me nauseated. Therefore, I consider myself 100% gay. However, some of my friends, prior to coming out, were with women for a few years and had pretty active sex lives. They could still have sex with a woman, but they now identify as gay and only want male partners.

    I’m not sure that any of the men are 100% anything on Sean Cody. There’s just too much going on sexually. I’d be interested in knowing if any of the guys had ever gagged or thrown up on set. That would be telling. Otherwise, I would venture to say that in order to do well, they might lean just enough into the sexual spectrum to perform (at least convincingly… we can all tell when they guy isn’t into it) but still identify as straight. One of the models, Andy, made some interesting comments about being willing and interested in trying new things. I think this might be the case with a few of them, though I try to keep in mind that, even with the behind the scenes footage, we only see exactly what is intended to be seen. All of the banter back and forth is still for the purpose of fantasy. I will say that I think Sean Cody is doing a slightly better job of hiring some gay/bi models for their films to mix things up a bit. What really gets me is when a model takes to Twitter and screams about how much they hate getting hit on by dudes and sucking dick (Mac and Brandon). Hypocritical and homophobic…

  2. This topic just won’t go away. My gaydar aint always the best but i think when it comes to Sean Cody , there are more of those guys bi or gay than they would say. They all do a good job on that site . If you watch BTS you can pick up a lot there to. Im sure Brandon , Coleman & Tanner etc are all truly gay for pay. However guys like David & Abe for that matter I’m convinced are Bi or even gay. David is a passionate performer, kinky and often shows a bit of tenderness towards the guys he’s railing furiously. So i think its a mixed bag.

  3. I use to feel Sean Cody was the worst of the worst when it came to G4P, but these guys as of late have been very into the scenes. I don’t know how straight you can be after you beg your scene partner to cum into your mouth and you gobble them down like the last lollipop on earth is in front of you. When you watch most of the behind the scenes vids, the guy behind the camera just initiates when they should start, and they pretty much just go at it from there. It’s rare to see blah sex from there corner these days. I’m not suggesting they are clean of creepy G4P business but they are not as bad as NextDoor, which is pretty gross.

      1. It’s a valid comparison,at least Sean Cody hires guys who are enjoying what they are doing, regardless if they want to admit to it. Next Door Studios is full of guys who are actually straight having sex they don’t want to have. It makes gay men seem predatory and them seem desperate, which I find gross.

  4. i dont think theres anything more pathetic or embarassing then gay for pay. maybe getting shit on the face for money… poor guys have to live with themselves on the internet enduring horrible experiences for life. poor losers. most dont even fuck well.

    1. You’ve got a point. It’s sad that they have to expose themselves that way only for the money. I think it must be horrible to have to suck a cock, or having a cock cumming in your mouth or ass if you do not really like it. Probably all this is due to a lack of values from producers, models and consumers. Models very often have to deal with the discrimination for have been part of porn industry, the risk of catching STD and as you say, their acts are going to be on the net for ever. Producers should contract genuine gay guys who are really into these kind of things and enjoy it. And the porn consumers should enatil not to have G4Pers in the videos their a buying.

  5. I’m sorry, but if you have sex with other men, are you not at least bi-sexual. Come on!!!
    Tell yourself you’re straight all you want, it doesn’t change the fact.

    1. Agree with you totally. Especially after you’ve had sex with guys for like the 30th time, it’s pretty pointless to go on about how “straight” you are.

    2. I don’t 100% believe it’s that simple. I mean I believe you could be straight after fucking a guy for money if it’s obvious you look like you’d rather be somewhere else and are clearly not invested into the scene and it physically shows, but once you reach the point of bottoming like Aiden from SC where you’re having multiple orgasms while getting fucked, and even allow yourself to be DP’d, you’ve lost your straight card long time ago!

      1. It doesn’t prove someone is “straight” because they are a lousy performer and a lousy “fuck!” Publishing the scene makes the owner of the site a poor business man. Besides, a gay person can be lousy too in a scene.

      2. IMO, what makes these G4P guys fuck other guys is the money they earn. Nothing else! So I do believe they are completely str8 even though they have (been) fucked (by) other guys repeatedly. I do not believe all sexual workers are aroused with all their clients, they just got used to fuck although they are not really enjoying. Then, G4Pers are just like sexual workers. This is just their work.

    3. You do realize that getting a hard on does not involve “feelings” towards your partner?? It’s been said that a man’s dick has no conscience..LOL Thinking with the little head instead of the big head is another saying.. Men generally don’t have to have to be in love with someone in order to stick their dick into them, male or female. I think you are confusing love with sex… Men don’t have to be love with someone in order to blow their load either. That is what G4P is all about, doing the job for the paycheck. G4P actors are “gay” while on screen, and can switch it off once the scene is done. Why is that so terrible? Straight men do have that fuck em and leave em attitude that they transfer over to gay porn. Is that what gay men resent?

      1. It may not involve “feelings”, but what about “attraction”? I think attraction, instead of feelings, is generally more responsible for boners.

        “Straight men do have that fuck em and leave em attitude that they transfer over to gay porn. Is that what gay men resent?”
        Lol! Are you serious?!?! Gay men have that attitude all of the time! Isn’t that one of the top complaints about how gay men only want sex and can’t commit?!

      2. First, you are right, the “little head has no conscience,” BUT the “big head” does, even while they are pretending to watch “pussy” porn (set-up by the director/producer) to help maintain the facade and give the illusion they are “straight!” That’s one of the things at least I “resent!” Not to forgot, the screaming sounds of females in the background of scenes that are for a gay/bi/”curious” audience. Talk about making difficult to maintain the “fantasy.”

        Second, words matter, so it would be helpful if people who comment make an effort to THINK about what they have written before they submit! For instance, the words “feelings” and “love:” You don’t have to have FEELING or LOVE for a male to fuck or be fucked by a guy. Every male who post know this. For a male, NOT a female, he has to be AROUSED to get and MAINTAIN A HARDON! And, NO, pretending (a real act if you can pull it off) to be watching “pussy” porn is not enough for a “straight” male to take a 7 – 10″ dick in his ass, especially for the FIRST time on camera in a room of strangers and shoot a load, and then forget about it when he is back with his “girlfriend/wife” (vagina) Once you get fucked (especially scene after scene, after scene) resulting in pleasure, you don’t go back to only. LOL!!!

        YOU ARE WHAT YOU DO!

  6. I love Brandon he and Jess the reason why I subscribed to straight company Sean Cody. But now and reading Zach’s stupid blog made me realize more g4p models are like SNAKES, they will going to bite you know matter love you give them. Brandon’s videos are now all DELETED. Bye to him, a Greek God from HELL.

    1. It’s not really all that stupid if you continue to read the blog even after you’ve been banned from commenting on it.

      And what a hypocrite you are, talking all this shit about how much you hate G4P pornstars and how the ones who like it are a problem, yet you subscribe to Sean Cody? Subscribing to it by paying for it, or just receiving newsletters on the site doesn’t matter, they’re both just as bad.

      1. @sxg, Wow you’re alive..LOL. I subscribed to SC many months ago when I didnt know they’re employing 97% g4p models. Doesnt you understand English? Why are you still bothering me when you hated me so much and you encourage me to commit suicide.

  7. #1 should have been… “Any hole’s a goal”. I am still not convinced it was truly the real Brandon from Sean Cody who sent those supposed texts to a “client” that Zach supposedly “confirmed” on his blog. What is Brandon now an escort as well?? I wonder who is truly behind smearing Brandon as a homophobic douchebag? Brandon is not gay or bi at least not publicly, he is a porn “actor” doing his job. Apparently he does it very well so that fans have made him the #1 model on Sean Cody. The Twitter account was more or less debunked as fake. Now will someone find out why Hunter Page is getting involved with this “Brandon” fiasco? Now even Ryan Rose got dragged into this as well by Zach who seems to be stirring up shit.. Sean Cody has a major headache on their hands.. Fans and subscribers of SC want some answers and quick.

  8. Personally I find Gay4Pay demeaning for both sides.

    Gay men enjoying the visual of straight men being treated like dogs receiving a treat after they fetch, roll over, stand, bark, etc. Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? You are! Here boy, another roll of cash, good boy!

    Gay men treated like gullable fools by straight men who toy with the fags for money and maybe some ego boost.

  9. Watching straight ‘bros’ fuck guys on video reminds me of those contestants on Fear Factor who ate live insects. It was repellent but mercifully quick and they all got their paychecks.

  10. No. 9 was in Brandon Jones’s blog. This is gay men’s fault (the old gay men). Now, these stupid idiots are laughing in our supposed industry. Many gay men are SELFISH. Sad really.

    1. You are one sorry sad SOB. Thankfully most young gays aren’t listening to the narrow minded nonsense of old fools like you..

      1. No you are wrong obviously you’re in your senior years now. The young gay men today are proud of themselves unlike you who are self hating avid fan of gay for pay who disgusted our community even their co actors.
        *Brandon Jones Blog

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