The Top Knot Is Over – Now If Someone Would Just Tell the Models…

When The Sword recently posed the question “Who Has the Hottest Hair in Gay Porn?” the answer was not anyone with a top knot. Diego Sans, Tanner Shields, and anyone who can read — yes we are talking to you!

Sure, the mainstream media is trying to find science to explain the attraction of the man bun-beard combination. On the right man, such as LA hirsute hottie Brock O’Hurn, it yields a staggering 71,000 likes.
 
 
 
 
 

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The man bun, yes: The top knot, not so much. The gay stream moves faster than the mainstream – clue number one, guys. As we said last month, “in porn sometimes a trend deserves to die quicker.” This is one of them.

JD Phoenix has let his come and go. Colby Keller got rid of his even earlier.
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There there’s Diego Sans. Love his scruff. Love his hairy body. But as we saw in “An Eye for An Eye” with Seth Santoro, that combination of a top knot and shaved sides is really an eye sore. He almost got away with it in “Swipe 2” only because the way he fucked Jimmy Fanz was something we couldn’t take our eyes off of.
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Seems like Jimmy just can’t get away from tops with top knots. In his latest scene, Elation with Tanner Shields, Men.com asks “What could be hotter than Tanner Shields thrusting his thick cock deep into Jimmy Fanz’s ass?” The correct answer would be it would be hotter seeing Jimmy get pounded by Tanner without looking like there was a hairy clitoris growing out of the top of his head … we’ll leave that to Treasure Island thank you very much.

Take a look Tanner and Jimmy today in ‘Elation’ and let us know if you agree … no more tops with top knots!

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[Men.com: Jimmy Fanz and Tanner Shields in ‘Elation;]

Previously: Holy Shit Look At This New Jimmy Fanz/Diego Sans Scene

 

10 thoughts on “The Top Knot Is Over – Now If Someone Would Just Tell the Models…”

  1. LoveRimmingAss

    First the “faux-hawk”. Now this. We are risking our status as arbiters of flawless fashion taste.

  2. Don’t like it really? Well then don’t get one. It’s not your fucking job to approve everyone’s hairstyle or whether they shave their bodies or don’t or whether they want to cover themselves in tasteless tattoos and body piercings. AFAICS porn is not about hair fashion it’s about guys doing it with each other. Get a grip and get over it. It’s not your responsibility to be the arbiter of what is au courant as far as hairstyle.

    1. @joseph… In people’s private lives, they can wear their hair any way they want to. Unfortunately, if you decide to work in the porn or entertainment history, you are going to be judged on your appearance. It’s part of the job, especially one where your success depends primarily on your appearance. If they want work in the industry, then they have to conform to what the public finds attractive. If I wanted to be in porn and get regular paid work,if have to lose weight, gain muscle and shed about twenty years. That’s the reality. Porn doesn’t reflect the real world, but fantasy. Most people don’t seem to fantasize about men with manbuns, especially when they have so little hair it looks pathetic.

    1. Seriously. Unless you’re a samurai or a refugee from the Fire Nation, GTFO with your man buns and topknots. Fucking hipsters.

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