This Is the Face of Sexual Excitement In England

His name’s Theo Reid. He’s really pretty cute. But the folks at UK Naked Men didn’t bother trying to get many good stills of him.

Maybe they were too busy PhotoShopping scene partner Shay Cruz’s face!

Compare:

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Shay’s the newcomer here, and he does give good cumshot.

Theo’s allegedly a “confirmed top” who “didn’t mind taking Shay’s club cock up his hole” for a few extra quid. And look! Pretty Cute.

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And here’s his flaccid, uncut English dick.

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But when it comes to the scene, we get this. He might as well be drugged. No one ever looked so bored sucking a dick.

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Anyway, it’s your classic pizza-delivery boy scenario, except in England they call it “take-away.” And Theo takes a drilling from Pizza Face Shay.

 

[UK Naked Men: Shay Cruz and Theo Reid]

 

10 thoughts on “This Is the Face of Sexual Excitement In England”

  1. I think Theo Reid is gay for pay. I saw an interview on the Lucas Entertainment website where he showed his three tattoos, two of which were the names of his two kids. He’s also been in a Eurocreme “straight boys” series.

  2. JW, how come you never told me things got interesting over here? I had to read about this mess on Str8UpGayPorn.

  3. english teeth

    Ur all ugly for being fat cunts to a new cheap whore on the scene. Ur actin like u never had to open ur twats to make money for meth. Go back to ur sad day jobs u worthless cunts. (And don’t forget to like me on Twitter!)

  4. Ur a fucking sad cunt picking thought in others, just because ur a fat cunt that could never ever except the fact that u have never fitted in and proboly look like shit yourselfs, have u got a six pack ? have you got strenght? NICE EYES good skin, fuck off you aint, have fun , wanker, go and fuck ur mother coz she is the only one who will love you

  5. foreign shores

    dreadful… ugly men, zero chemistry, semi hardon fucking and that lips tattoo? You’re ‘avin a larf, ain’tcha? yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck

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