From Naughty to Bad to Worse: This Year In Christmas Porn

Online porn studios typically can’t resist the urge to make holiday porn — whether it’s Halloween, Valentine’s Day, Yom Kippur, or Christmas.

Here’s what we’ve been blessed with this blessed Xmas season, requisite Santa beards and all.

First, here’s Ricky from Maskurbate, who puts on the full Santa suit and beard and decides to do a jerkoff show for site owner Pascal’s cell phone, in front of the Christmas tree, in lieu of leaving presents. And what do you know! Santa shaves all his body hair and has a fat uncut cock.

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Ricky eventually takes off the beard mask so we can see his face, but leaves on the wig.

 

Next up, we have Brenner Bolton getting “bred” by Santa, a.k.a. Jaxton Wheeler on Bromo. Santa, of course, hates condoms.

 

Here we have power-fisting-bottom Seamus O’Reilly getting his abyss filled with a Christmas fist from Matt Wylde in Club Inferno Dungeon’s The Abysse… oh, wait, is this not Christmas themed? Seamus is sort of elfin…

 

And I’m kind of disappointed in Lucas Entertainment, Next Door Studios, CockyBoys, and Helix Studios, who can usually be counted on for some dirty/cheesy holiday shit, but so far, on Christmas Eve Eve, nothin. (I’ll update this if anything shows up.)

So we’re left with Men.com’s Christmas Eve offering, which will be live tomorrow, in which Diego Sans has a pretty gymnastic and HOT fuck with the sexy Scotty Zee — Scotty’s ass, you see, is daddy Rafael Alencar’s Xmas gift to Diego.

 

Also, don’t forget about NakedSword’s holiday deal and 12 Days of Xxxmas with the hottest porn scenes of the year, Next Door is doing $15 for a month, and note that Bromo and Men.com are running holiday sales of up to 67 percent off.

Merry Xmas, gentlemen, and treat yourself to some dick!

I leave you with this bit of non-sexual beefcake, via that L.A. hair queen Kyle Krieger and some of his hot friends.

3 thoughts on “From Naughty to Bad to Worse: This Year In Christmas Porn”

  1. You forgot about the Sean Cody Winter Getaway series, also the scene where Forrest and Tate fail at making a gingerbread house.

    Out of these scenes I’ve seen the Jaxton and Brenner one, and I loved it! Despite the awful wig and beard I thought it was hot to have Jaxton play the beefy muscly Santa. They could have done without the wig and beard, just like how Randy Blue the last 2 years had Jordan as the hipster Santa.

    I’m surprised that Titan, Fetish Force or Club Inferno haven’t done a latex/leather christmas-type film. That would be hot!

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