Boy Culture tipped me off to the survey that says the odds of encountering a dude who “always” swallows (21%) are roughly the same as finding a dude who “never” swallows (17%). But what really gets me is that one quarter of the respondents said they were super grossed out by rimming.
Excuse me, but this is unacceptable: assholes give our lives meaning, and I demand that you rimjob-hating heretics surrender your gay cards immediately. If one quarter of self-identified Roman Catholics said that they were grossed out by the idea of Jesus Christ, those Catholics would be ex-communicated.
Maybe New Yorkers are simply prudes. The Sword’s survey of tops and bottoms by city concluded that New Yorkers are the most likely to top, and a Scientific American article currently making the rounds concludes that tops are more likely to be sexophobes than bottoms. Also, the 5% of respondents who claim that they have shoved a can of Pringles up their asses are straight-up lying. Here’s the full survey:
Do you swallow?33% “on special occasions”
21% “always”
17% “never”
28% “only with a boyfriend”What grosses me out most about gay sex is
42% “dealing with the aftermath of butt sex”
25% “prepping myself for butt sex”
26% “rimming”
5% “taking a load in the face”I most often fantasize about
46% “guys I see on the subway”
41% “straight guys”
5% “people at work”
6% “construction workers”The strangest thing I ever put up my butt was a
53% “vegetable”
16% “candle”
7% “fist”
5% “can of pringles”
19% other
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Survey: New Yorkers Most Likely to Top
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The Geography of Pornography
Hard to Swallow (Boy Culture)
If you find that anal sex is gross…..then by all means, you are doing it correctly.
Yay, tell it like it is!
And how could anybody get a Pringles can up there? One would need forceps or something to pry the anus wide enough, first …