‘Time Out’ Gay Sex Survey Concludes That Anal Sex Is Gross

Boy Culture tipped me off to the survey that says the odds of encountering a dude who “always” swallows (21%) are roughly the same as finding a dude who “never” swallows (17%). But what really gets me is that one quarter of the respondents said they were super grossed out by rimming.

Excuse me, but this is unacceptable: assholes give our lives meaning, and I demand that you rimjob-hating heretics surrender your gay cards immediately. If one quarter of self-identified Roman Catholics said that they were grossed out by the idea of Jesus Christ, those Catholics would be ex-communicated.

Maybe New Yorkers are simply prudes. The Sword’s survey of tops and bottoms by city concluded that New Yorkers are the most likely to top, and a Scientific American article currently making the rounds concludes that tops are more likely to be sexophobes than bottoms. Also, the 5% of respondents who claim that they have shoved a can of Pringles up their asses are straight-up lying. Here’s the full survey:

Do you swallow?

33%  “on special occasions”
21%  “always”
17%  “never”
28%  “only with a boyfriend”

What grosses me out most about gay sex is

42%  “dealing with the aftermath of butt sex”
25%  “prepping myself for butt sex”
26%  “rimming”
5%  “taking a load in the face”

I most often fantasize about

46%  “guys I see on the subway”
41%  “straight guys”
5%  “people at work”
6%  “construction workers”

The strangest thing I ever put up my butt was a

53%  “vegetable”
16%  “candle”
7%  “fist”
5%  “can of pringles”
19%  other

RELATED:

Survey: New Yorkers Most Likely to Top
Study: Uglies Will Let You Put the Head In for Just a Second
The Geography of Pornography

Hard to Swallow (Boy Culture)

0 thoughts on “‘Time Out’ Gay Sex Survey Concludes That Anal Sex Is Gross”

  1. Yay, tell it like it is!

    And how could anybody get a Pringles can up there? One would need forceps or something to pry the anus wide enough, first …

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