Everyone’s favorite butthole-averse, cereal-loving blowjob receiver Cody Cummings apparently needs some cash again, or maybe Next Door Studios just made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Because he’s back. I’m so fucking thrilled, I’m going to create a GIF photo essay to express all the many emotions this announcement is bringing up inside me.
Cody sounds, like, legitimately defeated in the “brief message” teaser that Next Door just posted, and he just looks pissed off that he has to take his clothes off again. As you’ll probably recall, in a message after his 2013 retirement from gay porn, he talked about how his porn career had damaged his relationship with his 15-year-old daughter, and had impacted a custody battle involving her.
He later made the SHOCKING confession in a British documentary that he’d never actually had any sort of penetrative sex with another guy for the cameras it was all a fantastic illusion created by ACTING and EDITING! And I guess his lawsuit plan to reclaim his name from Next Door fell through.
In the new scene, all Cody’s doing is jerking off in a Private Office, in front of a bizarrely placed pay phone. Really? Where’d they find a pay phone.