Unsolicited Opinion Regarding the Future of Twink Porn, And Twinks Pretending They’re Tops

You can put a jockstrap on a twink but you can’t make him butch. That’s the lesson to be learned here for all twink-porn producers.

It’s a new scene from Helix Studios/8TeenBoy featuring newish models Corey Haynes and Andy Taylor, and don’t get us wrong. They’re cute. Andy’s handsome, has a nice cock. He might even grow into a very handsome fellow someday. The other one has an unfortunate coffee-stain-style (one could say shit-stain) birthmark on his back that the director does everything in his power to keep out of the shot, but it sneaks in there. Anyway, it’s perfectly passable twink porn involving jock straps, the end.

But while I’m in critic mode here for a second, wouldn’t this scene with two equally young and puerile models be about 100 times hotter if instead of the two of them jogging along this street in L.A. and deciding to go back and fuck, you had one attractive twink jogging along and encountering a handsome, studly, perhaps equally young but taller, muscular TOP and the two of them cruised each other? I mean, I get it … some people prefer exclusively watching of-age but extremely BOY-like boys fucking without the distraction of a single pectoral muscle or errant chest hair. But go with me for a second. If all you have are some cute, kinda fey, barely legal tricks on your hands, must you pair them only with each other for the enjoyment of the pervs who ONLY want to see their nubile flesh and are only watching this to warm up for the completely illegal shit they have hiding on a hard drive in their basement? Couldn’t you find someone, anyone, who could play a convincing sexual partner of 18 or 19 — they could be completely hairless for all I care, to keep the youth-obsessed happy — who’s, like, played a sport or lifted a weight in his life? Someone who can take command of this situation, make it believable, and not be lying there sounding like Taylor Swift when he chirps, “Like that dick?”

Seriously — click to another tab, listen only to the audio, and tell me if it sounds hot.



Maybe you could find at least one twink with a twinky body but who SOUNDS like they can fuck something, and wants to. Because even though it happens all over the world every day, IRL, there’s just nothing that hot about watching two bottoms fucking. But, alas, it may be that if you’re hot, hairless, willing to fuck on camera, living in Southern California, and have three pounds more muscle on you than one of these twinks, Sean Cody has already found you.

Here are some stills… I apologize in advance about the birthmark. It just amuses me how they strategically try to keep it out of the shots… there is makeup for that, kids.

Here it is closer up. Sorry everybody.

Pound that ass, gurl.

[Helix Studios: Workin’ Up a Sweat]

Previously: HELIX TWINK JESSIE MONTGOMERY GETS ENGAGED TO FELLOW HELIX TWINK JAMIE SANDERS

32 thoughts on “Unsolicited Opinion Regarding the Future of Twink Porn, And Twinks Pretending They’re Tops”

  1. Okay, there is such a thing as being vers. And not all Twinks are bottoms too. I was a twink when I was in my late teens and early twenties (hell, I am arguably still a twink at 28 by my appearance alone. Babyface gene here, my great, great uncle apparently looked this young at my age too. Plus he was a priest so we all know what that meant back then. =P), and I liked topping and bottoming. I also met some twinks who were total tops back then. point is, twink stereotypes are pretty stupid. They aren’t all bottoms or all stupid. A great deal of them are pretty vapid regardless of intelligence. But last time I checked, I was a twink cause I had a pretty boy face and body every dude wanted to cream on, and other twinks wanted to fool around with any which way.

    Still, you are spot on about what most “bears” into twink porn really have in mind. I can tell you from my experiences as a twink who was also studying psychology, a lot of these bears chasing after twinks are low key pedophiles. I for one just want to fuck people my own age, cause dates are no fun if it is all hot sex and you can’t laugh about the R. Kelly jokes from the Chapelle show or about idiots who invested money in Enron. #exclusivelydates90’sguys

  2. cedric lafountain

    Love your comments,they are refreshing,the rest one finds online they all glorify these,apparently they are flawless….Not that I am looking for “issues” bu,let’s face it..they cannot be perfect…..that only happens in movies;)

  3. speaking of stereotypes, i wonder if this website will ever ever do an article about asian guys in porn. i mean ya know, not all asian guys are super thin guys with tiny dicks. Peter Le? Jessie Lee (his dick is bigger than mine and fucked shane frost)

  4. and why does there always have to be fucking anyway? whats wrong with sucking dick? different people like different things and some of us dont like the whole penis in butt scenario, regardless of who is putting what into whom.

    see why i dont like the heteronormative top/bottom binary?

  5. What a stupid post. You do not have to look any kind of way to be a top or bottom, and suggesting otherwise is just stupid.

  6. Why is that in Straight porn they called JOCKS, if Gay porn they are TWINKS? Can a gay men be like as big and gorgeous as these straight?

  7. My thoughts could be based on the fact Im a 21Yo Student but I think these Guys are HOT!
    Yeah the Top could have been more aggressive and realy Pounded him hard & rough but not all guys are like that.
    I love Guys with Tats and wearing a Jocl Strap during Sex is Way Yummy HOT!!

    1. I and several friends have met & gone back to a guys place when sporting around Campus. We have many Hot Guys on our Campus and Im glad.

    2. I have met and know some “Older Guys” that are “Mega Butch” but in bed are the most fem & nelly guys I know so the overall “Looks” isnt a way to tell what they are into.

    3. A friend of mine I think is a Twink is tall & you would think hes a Bottom BUT when he gets Naked & Hard with a Huge 9″+ Cock you gasp some especialy when he says he likes to Fuck Deep & Hard. (Yeah hes Hot & Yes we have)

    4. Im not all clear on the guys that shave chest & arm pits, I dont like Alot of hair but some is Hot I think.

    1. J.W. Waxner-Herman

      To clarify, I wasn’t suggesting there’s no such thing as a twink top, or even a good twink top. I was just pointing out that some twinks, like the one above, aren’t convincing or hot as tops, and it would be far hotter if such scenes were cast differently, IMO.

  8. For me the problem with many Helix twinks is that they are too queer and feminine. European gay porn has seen a lot of twink models but seldom do they seem queer or feminine. (No, not everything in Europe is better: you should see our gas prices!)

    1. well im not sure if i agree with your use of the term queer in this context, given the work that has been done in queer studies in recent decades

      but yeah i mean. bel ami is a twinktopia not a hair in sight and all the same shade of spray tan, and they manage to have both tops and bottoms.

  9. @ J.W. What stereotypical crap! I am having difficulty trying to figure out who is a “top” and who is a “bottom” in your porn world. A “top” is “studly … taller, muscular …”? — I guess by inference a “bottom” is smaller and weaker. So from reading your bit of crap, age and physical size determine who is a top and who is a bottom. Out of curiosity, who decides who is a top or who is a bottom — “tops” must be over 30, or have muscular gymbods? I know a 310-lb college football lineman who is a bottom — maybe he’s the exception to your rule! Being a “top” or “bottom” is a psychological sexual role one accepts, whether you are 18 or 88, whether you are a 90-lb weakling chess player or 300-lb football player, whether you are handsome or ugly. And most gays in a relationship are to some degree versatile. I think you should take a look in a mirror before you call anyone a perv, and enough with the gay stereotyping!

    1. Determining who is top or bottom based on how they look is really outdated, and relies on old-fashioned gender roles. It suggests that bottoms are feminine, and lesser for that. Anyway, your 300-lb football player friends sounds hot!

    2. ever met a straight bottom? like, not a guy who says hes straight but gets fucked by dudes, but a straight guy who likes fingering himself while he has sex with his girlfriend? im meeting more and more of these guys lately. and im like
      “well would you with a guy? no?”
      “shemale?”
      “whats that”
      -google-
      “oh, no. it just feels good. you’re gay, have you tried it?”
      “yes”
      “then u know what i mean!”
      “well its not really my thing”
      “i thought all gay guys liked getting fucked”
      “i thought all straight guys didnt”
      “touche”
      “can i blow you?”
      “no, stop asking”

  10. Uhh J.W. You lost me at Taylor Swift. Not everybody likes seeing men their fathers age in porn movies. But if Jake Cruise does it for some of you, then who am I to judge? I think the last time I heard someone describe a young man as a “handsome fellow” it was my grandparents.

    1. agreed. forgive me if i think that guys who look like they are in their early 20s (which is when men reach their sexual peak) are hotter than some slightly balding over worked-out 42 year old (whose grindr profile says is 34, who do you think you are kidding?) with a bunch of slightly graying chest hair?

      if i wanted to see that id go to JR’s.

      (its a gay sports bar in DC.)

      that said, the helix guys are looking less like twinks (which i view as like, ya know, college freshman and sophomores that are just naturally slim and low on body hair) and more like emaciated, malnourished 27 year olds who have waxed and plucked to look 19.

      the top in this one is good tho. he kinda looks like this nude male dancer i know.

  11. People that dote on legal (see age of consent) teen boys are not perverts! The deviants are those that consider such sexual acceptable behaviour abhorrent. At an age even teen boys by nature become adults, don’t ever forget that!

    Consensual love is a right.

  12. I think I’m starting to like you.

    And I don’t have that much of a problem with twinks, but I am extremely choosy about them. Like I’ve always loved Brent Everett the moment he came to porn, and still do. He did twink the perfect way. Slim toned body, young boyish good looks but what set him apart is he never overdosed himself on being cute and pretty like these queens do. Plus he wasn’t ever as overly feminine as these twinks today. And he always had a pleasant personality about him in his scenes.

    I just find these twinks these days rather repulsive. These right here, the Max Ryder and Jake Basses of cockyboys, and the Seth Knights everywhere else makes me sick, and even paired up with big muscular men wouldn’t help me like them any more.

  13. I always thought adult gay males who have twink obsessions are only two steps away from indulging in pedophilia (if they arent doing it already).

  14. What’s wrong with variety? Why must everything be muscle studs on top and twinks bottom? Why do gays love stereotypes so much? Can the gay community one day stop being a bunch of whiny bitches?

    1. I agree and pointing out a persons birthmark as something they should be ashamed of and cover up with makeup was just plain cunty, not at all witty or clever. Many people have birthmarks on different parts of their body. No wonder some people have body issues with acidic comments like that. Last time someone from The Sword attacked a twink for his appearance he was “forced” to apologize. J.W. maybe you should ask your “predecessor” about that. You owe this model Corey Haynes an apology.

      1. I agree. I think the remarks about the small birthmark are idiotic and cruel. The young man is beautiful. No one is perfect. Many real humans have freckles, moles, birthmarks and other slight imperfections. If he rejects someone because of a small flaw, JW must be a very superficial person. I also take exception to the idea that because I like “twinks” I am a pedophile. Sorry. I don’t have an interest in 12 year olds. An 18 year old is a legal adult, can vote and serve in the military. At what age can I look at a porn star and not be called a pervert? I had sex this week with a 26 year old who weighs 135 and is smooth. Is he off limits because he doesn’t look like Adam Killian, who I happen to think is very unattractive? This site could do for a lot less opinion and just stick to the porn news and happenings.

  15. It’s fine to me if Helix mixes it up. Produce some twink-on-twink scenes and others w/muscle-on-twink or daddy-on-twink, et al. Which seems to be what they do over there. I dunno b/c I’m not into twink porn. But these dudes are both pretty so I might check for this one.

    1. I’m all for hot daddies who are still look hot mixed with hot twinks. I think the problem may lie with the difference between the masculine straight twinks like Corbin Fisher has and the feminine gay twinks Helix has. I’m not suggesting there are no masculine gay twinks, just so few of them. Then again Hunter Page is my ideal twink and he is gay and hot as hell! I’m not bashing Helix because they do have some sexy lean toned models.

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