Part part drug-addled circus nightmare, part never-ending excuse for indulging our baser instincts, San Francisco Pride is nothing without it's drink-swilling, food spitting, pirate-dancing drag queens.  They're a troublesome mess and god knows we love them.

When you're paying straight guys to kiss, what's not to be proud of? Directrix extraordinaire mr. Pam takes a trip to Daniel Nardicio's big pre-Pride party--"A Night at the Trucks" at the Woodshop in the Meatpacking District--to see what a dollar buys.  Special guests: the boys from BrokeStraightBoys.com.

Karl Lagerfeld never wanted a family, and he can think of nothing more horrifyingly stifling to one's freedom or creativity than taking responsibility for a child. Here here, you big old fan-happy, sunglass-wearing priss. We love you even when you're speaking German.

In this bit of vintage Jackass-ery, resident drunk masochist Steve-O goes into a piercing salon to get a bar put across his ass cheeks. It looks quite painful, but we love the tattoo he has on his right cheek in cursive: Your Name.

Jack Wrangler really gets off on standing in tall grass! In this vintage clip from 1980's Jocks--which is almost like an infomercial for late 70s gay macho men--the uber sexy porn legend talks about how hot it makes him just being outdoors. To wit: "It's like you're part of the whole fuckin landscape! Man it's beautiful."

Jack Wrangler's rugged masculinity launched more than a few ships in its day and has had such a lasting effect on porn that a new documentary, Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon, is heating up film festivals nationwide. But we thought we'd go straight to the source though and let the testosterone speak for itself...

We prefer vintage black and white footage of angry lezzes and homos to rainbow beads and go-go floats, but the former did give way to the latter. So, just like Mom trying to remind you that the meaning of Christmas isn't all shopping, we're here to remind you that Freedom came before Pride.  Also, fun footage of gay hippies dancing around in 1970, including a tranny in a Nixon mask!

Young fags, and we're sure a few porn stars among them, occasionally need to brush up on their gay history. Just so everyone understands, Pride parades got their start in 1970 with the first Gay Freedom Day march happening in New York to commemorate the first anniversary of the Stonewall Riots in June 1969, outside the Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village. In this charming little bit of drag-queen animation, Varla Jean Merman teaches a lesson in song, about Stonewall, in the tradition of Schoolhouse Rock.

We'll quit with the Broadway shit after this, we swear. But the Broadway Bares/Equity Fights AIDS event this Sunday is as close to porn dancing as some chorus boys have done since last year, when they got those Broadway gigs and hung up their G-strings for good (or until the show closes and they go back to doing "massage").

In this extra-creamy episode of the East Village-based gay porn sitcom, Ginger Beef (a.k.a Epiphany) and the boys are hanging out at the bar after hours and eating mac 'n' cheese. Sexy bartender Eddie takes a pass to save his breath for an early-morning sex date with Cory Koons.


See the hardcore stuff here.

Roma went to The Grabbys, and all we got was this lousy case of herpes simplex (type 1)! While we nurse our mouth sores, relive the magic of late May 2008 with our star-filled, urine-soaked trip to Chicago. Featuring Damien Crosse, Diesel Washington, Erik Rhodes, Roman Heart, Collin O'Neal, Jett Blakk, Tory Mason, Jake Deckhard, Steve Cruz and about 1000 other whorey urchins.

Just in case you missed it (the show worked well in combination with Ativan for sending us off to sleep)  or the hundred replays they've aired, we're sharing what we thought was the most brilliant part of Bravo's A-List Awards show: this man-on-the-street piece by Billy Eichner.

While we're happy for all those who are engaged to be married, today's historic ceremony makes us think of a piece of advice given to us by our Aunt Ida. (Clip from John Waters' Female Trouble.)

These two YouTubing twinks in NYC, Jeffrey Self and Cole Escola, who you may recall fagging out over SATC tix, took to the subject of marriage last month when the CA Supreme Court ruling came down. On the eve of the big day in CA, we thought we'd share this little spat between friends.

Crazy James ain't just crazy, he's kinda dumb! At least, his character on Dirty Tricks is supposed to be kinda dumb, and Ginger Beef (the drag queen also known as HX Award-nominee Epiphany) throws another drink in his face.

Later in this very special episode of the East Village-based porn sitcom, a certain real-life Yalie named Sebastian shows up in a locker room to get it on with cutie bartender Martin.  See that preview here.

What makes pride season different in Los Angeles? Local celebrities, of course. The Sword's LA correspondent takes us on a tour of LA's gay (the Abbey and Here Lounge) underbelly to reveal the flesh and flash of our C-list filled sister to the south.

 

Please take a moment to appreciate the music video stylings of Leoncie, 'Iceland's Madonna.' She produces and directs all her own videos, including this one for 'Invisible Girl' in which... wait for it... she can fly.

Studio 2000 exclusive Jake Havoc is oiled up and definitely *not* a Republican, he's just conservative. He goes on to explain that in Florida, where he hails from, he actually goes by 'Democrat,' and he doesn't deny the issue of global warming, but yeah yeah, by San Francisco standards he's considered Far Right.

Doing what we do best (besides gossip about porn stars and make fun of the news), The Sword brings you this selection of gratuitous ass, crotch, nipple and occasional head shots from our videographer's wandering down at LA Pride. Yes, the boys do have nice bodies down there, and no they won't sleep with you unless you're a) a producer, b) a porn star/go-go dancer, or c) paying them.

Here's a new music video for Cyndi's latest fag-dance-pop ditty 'Into the Nightlife,' featuring porn daddy and fag-dance-pop crooner himself, Colton Ford. The video was shot at NYC gaysploitation palace legendary nightclub, Splash.

This is all in anticipation, we guess, of Cyndi's upcoming appearance on As the World Turns first ever Gay Pride episode, in which (we imagine) Luke and Noah parade down the Main Street of fictional Oakdale, arm-in-arm with Zarf, rainbow balloons, and the town's token lesbian, and at the end of the parade is Cyndi, there to perform just for the four of them.

If you're not acquainted with LA-based sketch comedy Youtube duo Pretty Things, you should be. In this bit, proud homo Michael Lucid, uncharacteristically out of drag, explains how he can turn straight for a minute when a social occasion demands it.

Want your son to become a porn star? The recipe, according to Colby Taylor, is to not talk about sex at all -- pretend it never happens, pretend you never do it, pretend that it's the weirdest thing on earth. Then, when he sees his first porno he'll TOTALLY freak out and discover that in order to be liberated from your bland sexless Shaker existence all he has to do is have sex on camera. Of course, it might also help to give him a huge penis.

From The Soup we take this clip of a clip, featuring Bravo's Chief Gay Officer (CGO) Andy Cohen assuring Real Housewives husband Simon that, despite hundreds of viewer emails, "just 'cause you love Speedos doesn't make you gay." We just love the mischievous (or psychotic?) glint in Andy's lazy eye as he says it.

We can not get enough of vintage gay porn, and it doesn't get much purer or simpler than J. Brian's 1971 masterpiece 7 in a Barn. It was shot on location in Boonville, CA and it's so innocently dirty and wildly sexy it gets us hard just thinking about it. Lean-bodied Dean Chasson dominates as the ringleader of a private sex club, and the action unfolds after a poker game decides Master and Slave, with hotties Jerome Sanderson, Todd Taylor and four others, none of whom besides Chasson had later careers in porn as far as we know.

Mr. San Francisco Leather 2004 Julian Marshburn takes us on a tour of the Mr. S. Leather Booth at the IML Leather Mart, including a dog mask that Hot House Exclusives Johnny Gunn and Ross Hurston are happy to demonstrate.

Hedda was headlining at Comix in NYC a couple weeks back and we grabbed this clip where she pulls Michael Lucas on stage, abuses him like any other audience member and then returns him to his seat.

OMFG IT OPENS TODAY OMG!  YouTuber Jeffrey Self and his friend Cole portray two gays desperate for tickets to the midnight opening show of the SATC movie last night in NYC. They try everything from calling their coke dealer to calling Kim Catrall, ultimately resorting to violence. Best line: "I kind of think I'm more of a Carrie..."

We have no idea what they're saying, but we kind of have an idea.  These are some gay characters someone created of an unidentified foreign extraction for their SIMS game, and, uh, it's funny. The end.

The Gallic wonder with the tattoo hair, François Sagat, gives French lessons from behind the camera to Rascal Video Exclusive Johnny Hazzard.

The East Village-based gay porn sitcom keeps getting wackier with the settings they find for their skater-boy sex scenes.  In this episode, it's a pet shop.  We can just hear the parrots two days later, "Fuck yeah, fuck yeah. Harder, harder."

Watch the whole episode at dirtytricks.tv.

When longtime favorite porn pup Fredrick Ford would tell us that he was only doing porn to promote his music career, we were politely hopeful.  But with "Out Of The Dark" getting airplay on Canadian TV channel BPM TV and Ford opening for Kimberley Locke, we're second guessing any cynicism we might have had.

San Diego twunk mavens Randy Blue have made another full-length movie! And it’s a noir-ish period piece about a murder investigation starring Chris Rockway as the detective. And it’s in black and white! Sort of!

The new Indiana Jones movie opens across the country today, and someone made this funny little spoof using footage from 1979's 'The Frisco Kid,' which was a story about a bromance between a bank robber and a Polish rabbi in the Wild West. But yeah, looks pretty gay.

Gay porn legend Jack Wrangler is described in this new documentary as "a creation of the 70s," and as having an "incredible virility, an incredible erection-ability."  His life had a strange trajectory which included doing straight porn and eventually shacking up with a portly female singer and becoming a librettist.  As Michael Musto says in the trailer, "You can't make this shit up." (Also, Chi Chi was apparently a *huge* fan.)







 

As a counterpoint to all this bearishness in re: IML-Bear Pride weekend, we thought we'd put up this charming little clip from German (?) television, in which a couple of twinks from an American boy band we've never heard of called Fource (sp?), are forced to take their shirts off while giving an interview.

A grad student made this little short, splicing together some vintage Muppet Show footage with Peaches' "Fuck the Pain Away" so that we can all appreciate a slightly more updated, bawdier Piggy telling us all how she really gets through the night when Kermit scorns her.

We sort of like these two YouTubing doofuses, if only for lines like the one about the fucked up porno featuring "fourteen oiled up Chilean dudes... it was like dick Tetris," or when Dunlap says, "Look, if seeing two balding, chubby queens with moustaches getting married in San Francisco is going to turn your kid gay, your kid's already gay."

On Tyra's Thursday show, the top model-maker of Top Model talked to some gay kids living in the ghetto, including Richard who she introduces into the House of Jordan (pronounced jor-DONN, but Tyra keeps insisting on French-fying it and saying "zhour-DENH"), presided over by fierce drag ball queen, Morgan Jordan. Watch as Tyra gives the kids a thrill by doing her runway walk down the middle of this tiny sewing room.

Get your fix of skinny hipster sex in this very special NEW episode of the East Village gay porn sitcom, starring Big Brother 9's Crazy James.

Fellow presidential candidate and drag diva Hedda Lettuce has a few things to say to Hillary and Obama. She compares their current battle to the one in Alien vs. Predator, and any day now, as in the final shot of that film, Hillary the alien is "going to fart out a little wet egg somewhere in the corner of an air duct in a building" and when it cracks open the "Hillary monster" is going pop right out again and go for the kill.

In this 2005 interview with Amanda Lepore--done after the release of Lucas' Dangerous Liaisons in which Amanda makes a cameo--Michael asks the famed super-tranny what she thinks of his work. Also, he slyly tells her she looks like a wax figure of herself.

It's like scar-fetish porn!  In this clip from Season 3 of Nip/Tuck (We know. We're behind.), the gay doc Dr. Costa (Bruno Campos - he says he's 'bi' but whatevs) does some sexy touching of a recently returned Iraq War vet's scars. Shortly after this scene, Dr. McNamara catches them having butt sex.

Gotta love the tit cam on this one!  (Not to mention the porn soundtrack!) Check out Arnie, our beloved governor here in "Kahlifornia," as he pumps his steroid-y pecs and poses in the mirror while training for his sixth Mr. Olympia competition.

Ben Bradley, Steve Cruz, the astonishing Francois Sagat and "gay-for-pay" wunderkind Wolf Hudson, Titan Man Diesel Washington offers us this bit of creative YouTubery--a video in which he dances, smokes and lip-synchs to Snoop Dogg's "Sexual Eruption."

YouTube superstar John Roberts, of "Christmas Tree" and "Jackie and Debra" fame, is back with a brand new Mother's Day video, capturing the essence of middle class Long Island motherhood in dragtastic, poly-blended, pitch-perfect form. "I told ya. I don't want anything. We're here to get socks and that's it."

In this very special Mother's Day edition of the East Village gay porn sitcom, tranny mess Ginger Beef chats about her bitch of a mother—and in the actual episode, 'straight' go-go boy Martin does something dirty in a men's room.

See the full episode at DirtyTricks.tv.

Oh we can't get enough of porn b-roll, and director Jett Blakk is really a master of the form. We totes love the Danny Elfman-esque theme song, the casting of G-slurping Erik Rhodes as a high-powered executive and the vision of Sword favorite twink gremlin Tory Mason as a tie-wearing businessman who keeps saying "fuck me" when the copier doesn't work.




Watch Overtime on NakedSword.

Apparently Montgomery Clift's mother knew he was a 'mo when he was 13 years old; his brother insists he was bisexual. That and other revelations about Monty's private life in this clip from A&E's Biography on the man from 1999.




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Big bad Titan Man Diesel Washington was caught by The Sword's own mr. PAM on the streets of New York, explaining how he's going to be all mushy and romantic in his next film, unlike in Telescope where he forces a small valet to have sex as punishment, invents The Bully and shoves his feet up two guys' asses at once.

Ever wonder what Sunday night is like for the flesheratti? Over cocktails with Jason Curious and in the shadow of his Grabby Award, superagent David Forest discloses his plans for a new porn empire, his "rehab" classes and girl-on-girl bareback action. Drink up, Lady Curious! You're gonna need it.

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The Tim & Roma Show hooked up with Jason Ridge, who recently signed his first exclusive to Ridgeline films, the sexy and well-inked Damian Rios. The two discuss the contracted criteria for Rios' scene partners.

People call us cunty, but we're bright-eyed kindergartners compared to overstuffed gossip ghoul Perez Hilton (we're also hotter and smarter, btw), who we find here doing some behind-the-scenes chatting with a slightly fatigued Rupaul and nipple-flashing Jonah Blechman on the Florida set of Another Gay Sequel, due out later this year and co-starring Brent Corrigan, Colton Ford, and our very own Michael Lucas.

A little piece of guy candy for your weekend.  Here's Bel Ami superstar Pavel Navotny, whose perfect and hairless physique is enough to make any porn aficionado--or porn star--drool, doing a little strip tease without taking his sunglasses off.

Scott Thompson's way gay character from Kids in the Hall was one of the first darkly ironic and hilarious portrayals of faggotry we can remember seeing on TV. In this monologue, Buddy puffs on a menthol while expounding on the differences between the races.

Look for KITH on tour this spring--they're in DC this weekend, hitting LA and San Francisco next week. See the full schedule here.

Porn legend Joey Stefano in one of his last interviews before his death (warning: it's a little long). We're not sure what's more engaging: Stefano's goofy grin and aw-shucks person, or the quasi-creepy black and white video with an off-camera interviewer salivating wildly...

If only Home Ec had been all feeding cupcakes to each other and saying "lick it some more," like Pierre Fitch does in this scene from Longshot: Making the Game (Jocks, 2004). We love how Filippo Romano, as the football jock, shoves that spatula in his mouth and Pierre says, "Oh it's so big."

Freddie refers to his lifestyle as "very grand" in this 1977 interview with the BBC, and the interviewer makes a funny comment, over footage of Freddie mincing around with a whip, about Freddie never being called "conservative." But the gem here is footage of Freddie performing with Royal Ballet.

He's young, hung and taking leather fetish to a new level. After pulling his mask-and-fishnet videos off of YouTube a few months back, he ever arty François Sagat is back and doing interpretive rubs to the ottoman of Titan honcho Keith Webb, this time under the name bullheather, to the reverse sounds of The Kills. It's not necessarily any more accessible than his earlier interpretive work, but we love him anyway, just so long as he's shirtless.

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BullHeather (YouTube.com)

Party Monster was on IFC last night, and it's the weekend so we thought we'd take you back to the clublands of yesteryear, long before Christian Siriano popularized the use of 'fierce' and 'tranny mess,' with this clip from Joan Rivers' talk show ca. 1993. Michael Alig, James St. James, Amanda Lepore and co. did the talk show circuit for a couple years, appearing on Geraldo five times and droning on about their own fabulousness and their collective quest for glamor and world domination.

Also, we just found Michael Alig's MySpace page! Looks like he's working on an autobiography called "Alig-ula" and he's up for parole again in 2008, so look out kids! 

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Shake your ham hocks!  We have no idea who this tranny Tamechi is or where she came from, but this video is fantastic and we sort of like the song too!

You'd think a guy with a penis as legendary as the one owned by Jeff Stryker would be content to kick back, grow a belly and watch TV while a revolving door of bill-bearing homosexuals dropped by to sup at his ten-inch teat. But no! He's got muscles, a fab haircut and led a rad rock band. Now that's a star!

Stryker later went on to record "Pop You In the Pooper" and other campier hits with his Soggy Bottom Boys, and has starred in various plays and one-man shows, but nothing quite compares to this bangle-y, hand-clapping, shoulder-wiggling performance from the 1991 Matt Sterling classic Bigger Than Life.

In this week's episode of the East-Village-based amateur porn sitcom, Sword fave Wolf Hudson (who may or may not be retiring the persona and going exclusively by Kane Rivers now) gets it on with the Dirty Tricks bartender in a tanning salon.

Watch the NSFW hardcore stuff on NakedSword.

Porn superstar Jenna Jameson was on The View last week promoting her new mainstream crossover attempt, Zombie Strippers. Watch as everyone pretends not to be uncomfortable with the porn queen in the room, as Elizabeth Hasselbeck's eyes nearly pop out of her head from hatred, and if you listen close, you can hear Whoopi say, "I love you," as she hugs Jenna hello.

Pitbull's Tiger Tyson (link NSFW) proves that porn stars have a lot more in their head than, uh, head.  The GayVN Hall of Famer claims that the media frenzy over Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama is nothing more than a sideshow, and that McCain's a sure bet. "It's a nice little fight  going on," the conspiracy-minded stud surmises, " [but] ain't no black man getting into office and ain't no woman running this country. They just ain't going to allow it—and you know who 'they' is!"

Logan McCree is the stunningly inked star of Raging Stallion's Ink Storm, and as we learned last week, he hails from Germany and has a sophisticated belief system behind his tattoos that something to do with love and Buddha and Christ. In today's clip, Logan discusses how he got into porn, and tells about his most "rewolting" sexual experience, which, fascinatingly, he was still able to get hard for and bring to completion.

'Girls Will Be Girls' is a film and several indie shorts written and directed by Richard Day which follow the lives of three sloppy, aging starlets, all played by drag queens - Clinton Leupp as Coco Peru, Jeffrey Roberson as Varla Jean Merman and Jack Plotnick as Evie.

Newly signed Raging Stallion exclusive Damien Crosse talks about being a young thug in Miami's Little Havana, watching his hot cousin stroke it to the Playboy Channel and getting the neighborhood boys off with his precocious blowjob skills.

In this scene from 1965's 'A Very Special Favor,' we find the screenwriters once again—as they did in Pillow Talk—playing up the inside joke of Rock's great big open secret around Hollywood: he'd rather been screwing the elevator boy than Gigi.

Video clip and still care of Universal Home Video.

Oooh, shit! Ginger Beef is PISSED! Watch this opening bar scene from East Village-based gay porn sitcom Dirty Tricks featuring the saucy young drag queen, and if you want to see the hardcore preview, where recently ousted Big Brother householder Crazy James exchanges blows with another boy in a dark sex club (all seen through a night-vision lens), go to dirtytricks.tv.  And watch out! Next week's episode features Sword favorite Wolf Hudson.

Newly minted and fully tatted porn star Logan McCree, who hails from Stuttgart, Germany, takes off his shirt and tells us about the unique faith that inspired all that ink.

A pre-gay-husband, pre-gastric-bypass Star Jones cackles evilly about her love for camp classic Valley of the Dolls, and given the opportunity to interview three of its original cast—Patty Duke, Barbara Parkins, and Lee Grant—she first yells at them for trashing her favorite movie.

On this exhilarating edition of Francesco D'Macho's iMovie-heavy online show "Macho TV" he sits down with scene partner Jason Ridge for a private interview in which we get to know what makes Jason tick, learn of his need for Diet Coke and Madonna records on set, listen to him refer to himself in the third person, and discuss the complexities of flip-flopping Francesco in a war of the superego. With a convertible ride outro leaving images of Zoolander dancing in our heads, we think we may have found a new favorite TV show!

With the tagline "The Boys in the Band... is not a musical," this 1968 stage-play turned feature film (dir. William Friedkin of Exorcist fame) hasn't totally aged well--what with all the bitter sadness and internalized homophobia of a bunch of pre-Stonewall gays--but it remains a charming document of historical homosexuality.

Crazy James may have been voted out of the Big Brother house, but he's still up to dirty things on "Dirty Tricks." This is just the opening bar scene bit, featuring the token "straight" guy dancer character, who we bet will end up with a dick in his mouth by show's end.


Watch the whole preview in all its NSFW glory at DirtyTricks.tv.

NOTE: Unconfirmed reports are saying that that same "straight guy," in real life, was recently arrested for forgery and grand theft auto in Colorado. Waiting on confirmation...

We just discovered this Canadian show, based in Toronto, which sent this straight guy into a dark, scary gay bathhouse just for shits and giggles. He was, needless to say, astonished by the whole scene, and shakes his head saying, "It was INTENSE."

Hot House Video's Brent Smith and Steven Scarborough let the Tim & Roma crew into their supply closet, and in this clip they show off the cornucopia of enormous, ass-filling implements inside the box labeled "Red Toys."

Ooompa-loompa-tanned porn pup and Ginch Gonch mascot Ben Bradley produced this fine piece of YouTubery this week, showing off his package to the tune of Madonna's new single, which he seems to want to make look as boring as he possibly can. Scan ahead to about 0:58 for the real go-go goods.

If you aren't a porn webmaster, you've probably never heard of Phoenix Forum, one of about a hundred and fifty conferences that go on year round. At last week's event, a "recruiter" from Freshmen magazine was scoping out new models among the young'uns present.  We hope he at least tipped the kid after.

In this clip from Mel Brooks' 'History of the World Par 1,' Madeline Kahn plays Empress Nympho, assessing the assets of her stable of escort options for the evening... from the waist down, where it counts.

No one can call Steve Cruz unprofessional. The Grabby Best Performer nominee and Raging Stallion Man of the Year takes us under his bed and shows us what evil lurks in his porn DVD collection.

There's more than one reason that Sagat's shooting high-fashion: aside from his stellar physique, he can smile with his eyes. Here, he does his best squint-and-stare then dishes on his recent encounter with supermodel Kate Moss. Ooh la la!

Crazy James chats with resident drag queen Ginger Beef about how he's going to pay the rent. Could it be from hooking?  We think so.  Cue the porn music... Looks like Crazy James's character "Alex" is also gay-for-pay.

In case you're too young to have seen or heard of it, An American Family aired on PBS in 1973 and was the first reality TV show. This is a clip from Episode 2 in which oldest son Lance, who was a big 'mo and obsessed with all things Warhol, moves to New York to live in the Chelsea Hotel and get a job at Interview magazine. It's got some snooze-inducing PBS documentary pacing, but check out that groovy blouse!

Channel One exclusive and GayVN winner for Best Newcomer Blake Riley showed off his gymnastic talents at this weekend's NakedSword photoshoot. Take note, all you parents of teenage boy cheerleaders: It's a slippery slope to porn.

While the awards were going on on the other side of the glass, The Sword's guerrilla photographer Patrik and mr. Pam were roping porn stars into the glass elevator for a few quick Polaroids--until security staff caught wind of it and busted us!  Here's a glimpse.

We're not sure what we like most about this clip from Holla Back Boi: the man wearing a baseball cap in bed, the never seen "pretty" view of "the ATL" (which may just be of a neighboring building) or the fish-eye lens used to capture the banality of the random hotel room where this 2007 Pitbull release was shot. Dirty South, indeed.

Former daytime lunk-head Jenny Jones can't be blamed for not recognizing Jeremy Sons as porn star Mark Dalton, but we were more than a little amused when Mark (who is currently in prison on charges related to domestic battery) gets called "pretty" by his former high-school rival. We bet he gets that in the klink all the time!

Last summer, DJ and promoter Daniel Nardicio threw a bunch of trannies, drunk go-go boys and NYC party people (including porn star Ben Andrews) into a school bus and drove to New Orleans. Truck stop shenanigans ensued. Now they're planning a new trip to Atlantic City in May. Watch the trailer from last year's trip here.

With the Pride circuit season about to start, we thought it was a good time to revisit this 2002 documentary that follows four guys to Miami's White Party, giving viewers an unvarnished look at the forever-aging circuit and us unrelenting panic attacks. It's like Pinocchio's Pleasure Island, except that instead of donkey ears, in the morning you sprout angel wings. And crow's feet.


Buy the DVD here.

Porn b-roll, especially in Joe Gage-directed films, can sometimes contain some long, awkward silences—as well as stunning performances. This clip from Campus Pizza features a befuddled but hunky Dean Flynn as he's roped into a game of strip poker.  The real head scratcher here is, without any betting, or bluffing, or calling, how does Dean know that he loses every hand? Nonetheless, the sexual tension builds as Mason Wyler watches and Dean strips off all three of his articles of clothing.