“So you’ve chosen to attend our Olympics, just like you’ve chosen to be attracted to members of the same sex. Nasty. Seriously, we are horrified by it…”
Please enjoy this little animated welcome video via Funny or Die featuring Santa Claus, a homophobic dolphin, a big fuzzy bear, and some frightened, heterosexual Russian children.
And just a warning to any gay divers or gay journalists who might be looking to hook up in the showers at Sochi: The Russians have totally installed spy cams in the rooms and bathrooms. But they’re denying it.