12 thoughts on “Where’s Topher DiMaggio when You Need Him?”

  1. There’s potential here, but the last thing he needs to fix are his eyebrows, which to me don’t detract. He definitely needs to tighten his shit up though.

  2. The really sad thing is that CF is semi-retiring some of their best to make room for this creep. Definitely bottom-barrel material. CF has definitely gone down the crapper as of late.

  3. German Forest Flake

    I KNEW you meant the eyebrows right away. It’s the one thing that connects Topher and Susan Lucci intimately as well as being the most memorable feature Topher has going other than his dental work.

  4. Men should not be plucking their eyebrows, gay straight or whatever, for fuck’s sake…What’s wrong with the gay community? I swear…

      1. He can keep his ass cherry. And as superficial as Topher is, he wouldn’t want to fuck this guy with a telephone pole, unless he’s nicely compensated.

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