Who Should Go Away In 2013?

Tired of seeing the same stories about the same studios and the same stars on The Sword every damn day? (I am!) Here’s your chance to change that.

Cast your vote below for the one person, trend, studio, or topic that you never, ever, ever want to see on The Sword again in 2013 and maybe—just maybe—I will honor your wishes and stop blogging about them.

Note: For this poll, I’ve enabled multiple selections, so feel free to vote for more than one item.

Note 2: If there’s someone or something I’ve left off, feel free to write in your choice in the comments. I’ll count those up, too.

Note 3: No matter how many votes are cast for Anthony Romero or Austin Wilde, I probably won’t stop blogging about them, so I wouldn’t waste your time.

 

67 thoughts on “Who Should Go Away In 2013?”

  1. PHILLIP FUCKING AUBREY (ugliest thing I have ever seen in my life.
    Milking.
    Piss play in every Titan scene.
    And HotHouse needs to go back to the way they were 5 years ago when they had hot guys in their films.

    1. ummmm phillip has never done a titan movie and only piss played with his crazy ass ex. so i dont even know what your referrring too. sounds like a personal or jealous vendetta with you. i mean really who says fucking inbetween a first and last name if that person hasnt done anything to affect them . seriously . get a hobbie .because this one is clearly not working out fo you .! bloop bloop .he is amazing .

  2. PLEASE keep blogging about all the amusing & ever-so-homo “Children-of-the-Porn”!!! Conner Blah-blah-bib and Crocker are guilty of being BORING…OK, VERY boring…but so easy to ignore….The MOST mind-numbing & criminally boring batch are the limp-dick-even-with-viagra, too-lazy-to-get-a-real-job, GAY-4-PAYs!!! Jeezzzz…these clowns need to get a life. WTF: They can’t even manage a decent twitter meltdown, which any self-respecting wannabe-porn-queen could easily do while simultaneously serving a 5-course, sit-down dinner for twelve!

  3. Can you allow a write in vote for Perez Hilton? He’s the only guy gay I feel needs to get the shit kicked out of him!

  4. One more thing; what is there to say about a man who day after day, week after week releases pornographic photo sets of himself, but does not produce any video work? Where is Quinn going with this? Tumblr is filled beyond the ceiling with his photos, he has the free exposure many would kill for, and he is not grabbing the moment!?! It’s like he’s on the fence – please do not stop writing about him because after all, what is there to say?

  5. There were many I wanted to click but then I thought I’d really miss the CC stories and NEXT DOOR etc., which keep me laughing. If you write about Mr. Habib I’ll just skip over it. Godfre, Dexter and Crocker? I love the love you give them ha ha… Paddy? He just needed to make about 4 videos and the you have the story. It’s now painful to even look at him. Anthony, Austin are now royalty you have to have them, we need them.

    I just have one beef about a comment above – the Johnny Rapid bit – I’m not really a huge fan, he’s just a really cute kid with a bad haircut and works for a non studio. The complaint about his one ouch face is not right – who in the industry really does have range in that respect? He really works it as a top or bottom, he takes dick with a smile and takes it bigger and rougher every time. His body of work is now enormous and he performs well with every type of performer, He fucks like crazy, and here’s the biggest thing: he has very white skin all the way to his head. That is to say he is not half pink, rooms do not have to painted to offset the color of a Viagra-filled body. So someone please shave that kid’s head, gag him with a pair of sweatpants and give him something to “ouch” about. He is a green performer that needs a guide, I hope someone good grabs him. Like I said not a big fan. Lying?

      1. Yeah he’s a dick – but what a magnificent dick he is. In gay blogging terms he’s an established eight inches (even if it was his manager/agent/pimp who added the extra two inches).

  6. Chris Crocker’s porn stunt backfired on him. Mainstream media still hasn’t caught on that the “Leave Britney Alone” guy made a porn video and gay media couldn’t care less. At least he got a fuck out of it.

  7. You left out Johnny Rapid. I see his name and I already know the scene without reading any further or seeing any pics … he’s getting fucked and doing his “oh” face right at the camera, like he’s surprised he’s taking that cock. *snore*

    Also voted the usuals … Cody Cummings (will change my mind if and only if it’s a scene of him getting fucked and the camera is moved to show, without question, actual penetration), Chris Crocker (that 15 minutes of fame ended LONG ago) and Paddy O’Brian (now over-exposed and almost as G4P as Cody).

  8. I like to hear MORE about Mick Lovell, unlike two comments above. He is BelAmi´s best model! He has three big qualities. 1) Extremely good looking (face and body), 2) Ten-star performer (totally at ease and a superb bottom!), 3) A very nice and fun personality (showed in docus/interviews and on Twitter/Tumblr/Email).

  9. Zach, you forgot to list Jake Lyons or that ugly red headed dude who fucked Chelsea and got her pregnant(wink,wink).

  10. I can’t believe Quinn Jaxon didn’t get more votes to be kicked off this island. That “straight married guy” is more sassy than a little pink haired ol’ granny hopped up on quaaludes… Studio 54 comes to mind. I’m gay so “straight guys” can’t be more feminine than me, and he has me beat by a mile… and he does gay porn. The last thing I want to hear is a gay porn actor saying he is straight. Is there something wrong with saying you’re bisexual? I know some people don’t believe in bisexuals, but they do exist just like us gays.

    1. The problem with your post is that the guy in not a “Gay Pornstar”. He has only done 2 solo’s, so there is no interactive porn that shows him doing something “Gay” in porn. People posting about him as if he’s taken a 100 dicks in his ass, slays me. He has done nothing with another guy. Where is illogical hate coming from??

  11. Cody Cummings and Chris Crocker PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
    the first one should be in a straight site fucking women, but not in a gay site where he is doing NOTHING
    and Chris Crocker..is just..I don’t know, I find him so boring

    so PLEASE PLEASE STOP BLOGGING ABOUT THEM

  12. Don’t change nothing. I miss posts that are entitled: ” I received a I-mail “; ” Presented Without Comments “; ” Separeted at Birth “; ” I Can’t “; ” L.O.L. “. Please, it’ll be better if we find less porn news ( business ) and more venom… ( Like a tabloid ). Just for fun. The other bloggers doesn’t know how to do it as you do when you whant it. And those ” guessing games ” only if they are thruthful : Not ‘ bleaching asses that became like creme brule ‘… We didn’t born yesterday. What I like here is the fact that this blog seems to work without an agenda and the others only admit agreement and people clapping hands for all they post. BTW: Nothing about Madam David Forest?

  13. Stop blogging about gay men in gay porn its sexist. We want to have lots more coverage of the ladies of gay porn. How do they feel/ What do they think? Do they all have oopsies with gay porn models and then need HIV tests at gay male clinics or is it just me? And why do gay male health clinics exist (sexist homos!). More females in your faux gay porn world please!! Kisses!! xxoo! Oh, and love “my gays”.

  14. “Note 3: No matter how many votes are cast for Anthony Romero or Austin Wilde, I probably won’t stop blogging about them, so I wouldn’t waste your time.”

    Love it!

  15. I voted for Cody, however my vote is geared towards those serious-ish posts that aren’t really all that funny. Also posts on his bitches and whatnot. Unless of course they are in that witty humor of yours. I really do love your sense of humor.

    I also voted for Mick Lovell, Benjamin Godfe, Paddy O’brien, Rocco Reed, and Brent Corrigan. They are all severely overrated and they are not all that attractive in my opinion. Especially Mick. Not sorry about that. Also Brent hasn’t done porn in years, so he really isn’t that relevant to the industry anymore.

    Oh and definitely Chris Crocker. He’s just a sad case!

    1. QUICK! Sniff Her Chair While It's Warm

      Voted for Cody. He can take Perez with him. Please let Azealia Banks beat his ass.

      Add:
      People who use ‘meh’
      All Kardashians & Unreal Housewhores
      The state of Alabama
      3D
      Jamie Foxx or that pumped tiny bald country singer with the beady gay eyes, both playing it ‘straight’

      GTFO! All’a yooz!

  16. chris crocker because I don’t know or care who that is. I want the ones I like and dislike to be blogged about. It’s the indifferent ones I don’t need to read about.

  17. Rocco Reed, with his limp noodle dick and creepy orange hue, laughing his ass off at all the homos salivating over him

    1. I had to bing Rocco Reed, and was limp and he was orange and was greasy, but he was with Tommy Difendi. I would like to use Tommy’s moans as ringtones on my phone. Dump Rocco and write about Tommy, OK?

    1. If the Austin Wilde comment got past the moderator I should have no problem. Where’s the love? Austin moves through the industry with such ease, and he’s just the whole package. Keep him.

  18. Godfre: Boring, talentless, doesn’t do much but be pretty, which makes his articles/commentaries stale.

    Cummings: Has been doing the same thing for 75 years, what can really be written about his “status quo” scenes that would be fresh?

    Simon Dexter: (See Godfre) Although his reactions add some entertainment.

    Crocker: The worst thing you can do to an attention whore is give it more attention…

    Milking: We get it, milking is weird, gross and ridiculous.

    Corrigan: I swear The Sword is the only reason why this guy is still relevant in gay porn after retiring.

  19. I voted for Paddy. That useless tool who never touches another guy’s dick is the worst kind of g4p trash imaginable. Although there are enough guys who drool over this old bore, I hope his time is up (but I have a sneaking suspicion that this nightmare will never end.)

    1. Paddy is perfect for Falcon; they churn out men for wax museums. It’s sad, because some of the English studios had him under control, presented him in a more organic way. Where do you think Falcon gets that oil? You get the feeling you would slide off any of them…

      1. I’m not a stalker, especially if I have to stalk people like Chris Crocker.

        He was on video, posting to leave Britney Spears alone, and since that?

        Oblivion, oblivion, oblivion, and then a porn video???

        Come on, he deserves to find a real job and not annoying people all around the world with his speeches.

  20. Just because I voted for Cody, NDS, and the Bexter Brahs doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy it when you skewer them. It was more of a general “go away…your drawing breath disgusts me” kind of vote.

    By all means continue to point our their ridiculous antics.

  21. OneOfTheManyChris

    I voted for Crocker, because while I agree with the comments above about the annoying person, he really is like a gift. (Paige. Paige?!) The most notable things Chris Crocker has ever done are crying about Brittney Spears and making Chi Chi Larue angry. Think about that.

      1. I guess you are psychic because if you’re not how could you possibly know how successful anyone is on this message board? Also, what do you measure success by? Being blogged about or how many YouTube hits a person gets? That’s not success.

        1. LOL. And are you psychic as well? How can you know that “being blogged about and having many Youtube hits” isn’t considered success if success, by definition, is relative depending on the person who seeks it? Sit down.

  22. Am I the only one who thinks CC is on the same level of genius as snooki?
    Both are loudly hated by society, but CC is what keeps NDS running and snooki was the only thing keeping jersey shore running. The more people hate them the more exposure they get for doing very little, especially for CC considering he just lays back and has some guy go to town on him. The more people hate them the more exposure they get and of course more money. NDS pretty much liquidated everyone for CC and it worked, maybe the rumors of his female audience being bigger then his gay audience are true. Maybe if blogs stopped reporting on him for a whole month he’d actually need to do an anal scene just to keep his job. A real anal scene.

  23. I agree with the other guys – i love the tone on the stories from the guys i enjoy reading about (I’m looking at you, Anthony Romero) as well as the one’s i’m…less keen on.
    My vote goes to maintaing the Status Quo – Keep on keepin’ on, Zach x

    1. Ummmm NEVER! Jake’s rants and stories are great.

      The truth is no one should be banished, I wanted to say Cody Cummings, but the stories making funny of Cody are funny, remember that “covah gurrll” picture? So hilarious.

      1. You’re right. Even though stories on CC are annoying, they are really funny. I don’t get why anyone would continue clicking on stories about certain studios/performers they don’t like.

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