Two new scenes on Men.com, which means two more chances to watch Rocco Reed and Paddy O’Brian. Lucky you.
In one, Dean Monroe gets into a fight with a barely literate Rocco “Orange You Glad There’s Cialis On Set” Reed. In the other, Paddy “Nell” O’Brian throws the fucks around at a bunch of dildo gangsters. Which one of the people in these scenes is the hardest to understand? Which one of the people in these scenes makes your dick go limp faster (assuming it was ever hard to begin with)?
The only things that confuse me more than Paddy O’Brian’s voice and Rocco Reed’s perpetually soft penis are the people who jerk off to their scenes. I know they’re out there, because Men.com wouldn’t be using Rocco Reed and Paddy O’Brian in literally every single one of their daily updates if they didn’t sell. But honestly, who are these people? I’m willing to listen if someone (preferably a gay male who isn’t blind/deaf) can convince me as to what the appeal is. Until then, at least there’s Dean Monroe.