Who Wouldn’t You Rather: Rocco Reed Or Paddy O’Brian

Ugh.

Two new scenes on Men.com, which means two more chances to watch Rocco Reed and Paddy O’Brian. Lucky you.

In one, Dean Monroe gets into a fight with a barely literate Rocco “Orange You Glad There’s Cialis On Set” Reed. In the other, Paddy “Nell” O’Brian throws the fucks around at a bunch of dildo gangsters. Which one of the people in these scenes is the hardest to understand? Which one of the people in these scenes makes your dick go limp faster (assuming it was ever hard to begin with)?

[MenOfUK: Paddy O’Brian]

The only things that confuse me more than Paddy O’Brian’s voice and Rocco Reed’s perpetually soft penis are the people who jerk off to their scenes. I know they’re out there, because Men.com wouldn’t be using Rocco Reed and Paddy O’Brian in literally every single one of their daily updates if they didn’t sell. But honestly, who are these people? I’m willing to listen if someone (preferably a gay male who isn’t blind/deaf) can convince me as to what the appeal is. Until then, at least there’s Dean Monroe.

[Men: Rocco Reed]

 

22 thoughts on “Who Wouldn’t You Rather: Rocco Reed Or Paddy O’Brian”

  1. Hilarious that men.com announced a Rocco Reed gangbang for next month featuring … Castro aka the only other straight porn star who manages to deliver even limper and duller performances than RR (with the added benefit of looking disgusted and bored all throughout)
    But as I said before good on RR that he is going all the way with that kind of stuff.

    1. “Going all the way”? All he has to do is lay there while a bunch of guys put their limp dicks in his ass for 30 seconds at a time. The real work is in the editing room afterwards. I salute the team who has to try and make anything he does look remotely watchable, never mind sexy.

      1. You know that I agree his performances are not good. BUT at least he is not letting his ego go in the way of putting Castro’s enormous – even when limp – cock in his mouth. There are many other terrible gay-for-pay (see Paddy O’Brien) who are terrible boring performers AND are so disgusted by the whole thing they are not even pretending to go all the way. At least RR is not letting his discomfort with gay sex go in the way of a good paycheck.
        Remember, Zach, I decided that every one of my bitchy comments would feature at least one upside :) I gotta give him credit for something!

  2. I’m not sure why you are surprised. Men.com is owned by Manwin, and Laura came from Naughty America. Both companies are known for low quality assembly line porn and could care less if the talent has any chemistry together or whether or not their final product is good. Then again, that is true for most companies these days.

  3. I had to LOL at this story because you have literally (I’m using the word correctly) written 40 stories about ONE scene where Christian Wilde is going to bottom. Will he bottom? Who will he be with? Here’s a hint. Oooh, it’s big news. Oh it was scary. Yes! It’s Austin Wilde. In the same time you’ve been blogging about that one scene that should have happened 7 years ago, men.com has released 120 scenes.

    1. Hi Men.com. Not sure I’d be so proud about releasing 120 awful scenes straight off the assembly line, but OK!

  4. Paddy could be more attractive if he looked more like Henry Cavill rather than some failed fluffer understudy on Eastenders. Maybe men.com should have him say, “The repeated suctioning you so aptly apply on my vast genitalia is gloriously exemplary, mate” or however the Brits speak in their throes of passion…

  5. Who would you rather? the guy who barely can get it up and looks like a frightened puppy every time he see a penis,
    or would rather the guy who will pile drive you into next week but after he’s done, will bitch about how he would rather be fucking
    a hot girl?

    These choices are just amazing!

    1. I agree. The same is true for other actors like Bo Dean, Marcus Ruhl, Rod Daily. These guys are not as hot as they think they are and had lot rather be with women than men

  6. I’ll pass on Rocco Reed..At first, I found him somewhat fascinating. Then I realized I could not really tell if he was awake or not during his scenes. I’ll take Paddy, all day long..He’s one of the few Europeans with a nice cut cock (what is it with docs over there not doing circumcisions?)I’m sorry but foreskin is totally gross to me, which is why you could not pay me to watch any Bel Ami.

  7. I could care less for either one. As I also hate Marcus Ruhl, Rod Dailey, Zeb Atlas. They are ALL STRAIGHT PUSSY LOVING ASSHOLES. Rocco “limp dick” Reed is the only one on cialisis. I’m sure many find these Apes attractive give me real gay guys who are hot. Trenton Ducati, Jake Genesis, Adam Champ, Kyle King, Marc Dylan to name a few. Ruhl, Dailey, Reed, O Asshole Brien please please please leave gay porn. Go to straight. We don’t need you

    1. And how exactly do you know that Marcus Ruhl is a G4P? He could just be bisexual. Sure his performances come off a bit lackluster in some of his gay scenes but trust me he’s not the first, and certainly there have been a good number of gays who are a bore on film.

      And Rod Daily at one point identified himself as G4P, but he has stated recently that he is definitely bisexual.

      Oh also fun fact: Trenton Ducati and Jake Genesis are not exactly gay either. They have had sex with women. They identified themselves as straight at one point in their lives. I don’t think the sexual attraction to the opposite sex completely goes away, but it’s clear that they will spend the rest of their lives more comfortable in the company of men.

      1. Totally disagree. I know many gay porn stars. I’ve heard more than one say that Rod Daily is married and lives in Arizona. As far as Marcus Cunt Ruhl I saw headlines on the Sword about him being fucked by a woman. I watched the scene and unlike in his gay scenes he stayed hard the whole time with the woman. So Daily and Ruhl may say their Bi but their preference is women. I think when guys in gay porn say they are “bi” they are just saying that to look at least somewhat gay for our community. That is my opinion

  8. Well I could ask you the same question:Who are the people that find Austin Wilde attractive and sexy, honestly? But i don’t cause I’m not a racist , heterophobic gay guy and I actually can understand a pretty simple concept : Thanks god we all like different stuff!

    1. I find Austin Wilde extremely attractive and sexy! His body is amazing, he seems very well spoken, and I personally haven’t seen much drama that he has instigated that warrants him to have a difficult personality, aside from the whole stupid reason he left NDS since he knew very well from the beginning what kind of shithole place that really was.

      And yes I will be blunt in saying that he does have slight simian facial features. On a guy like George Bush it looks grotesque, but I find it extremely adorable and attractive on Austin Wilde. And no if I slept around with him I wouldn’t feel like I’m engaging in bestiality or something as ridiculous as that.

      As far as these two clowns go, Rocco Reed is only averagely attractive at best and he’s a terrible performer who can’t maintain an erection. While I admit Paddy has a hot body, it is just shot to hell when he opens his mouth. In his videos he comes out as having an awful personality, and his performances are ok and not stellar.

    2. THANK YOU @therock
      i don’t get why the writer of this site is of this attitude that “whoever turns ME ON is the best in the industry, whoever doesn’t SUCKS AND NEEDS TO NEVER BE IN PORN AGAIN!” HELLOOO there’s lots of porn out there and lots of guys with lots of different tastes. this Zach person is very bitchy and … not to be a hater (i come to this site often for gay porn news) but i don’t get how he has so many readers when his posts are so limited to twinky white boys… when there’s a whole entire spectrum of gay porn out there that’s never touched on this site.

    3. It’s never a good idea to use the phrase, “I’m not a racist” because it ultimately makes you sound like one. Just sayin’.

  9. With Paddy, you need to take the Beckham approach and mentally or literally mute him when he starts to speak, because doesn’t it ruin your boner when the hard tough guy talks like Minnie Mouse? BUT, he’s hot, he’s one of the few G4P’s that actually has sex with some energy and an occasional rimjob. You can’t say that for Rocco who just lays there and flops his limp penis around.

  10. Well, at least, they are using Rocco Reed rather sparingly now.
    On the other hand I swear to God how many fucking scenes of Paul Walker and Paddy O’Brien doing the exact same threesome are we gonna endure before they feel we have had enough? I mean there is already such a thing as overusing a model that does *everything* so imagine how we feel about two guys WHO JUST TOP – and unconvincingly at that. Their “Men of UK” channel should be called the “Paddy O’Brien” Channel. There is really no other hot gay porn actors in Britain?

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