‘Big Eddie,’ the Hooker With a Dick the Size of Zeb Atlas’s Arm, Is Back [Updated]

You can find anything in Manhattan, including a familiar, tattooed, steroid-happy Rentboy who will come over to your house and knock you around for a while with a swollen, freakish monster cock that can’t … shouldn’t be real, and probably isn’t. Even so, it’ll definitely bruise your face.

He used to go by Big Eddie, but he disappeared for a bit and then Shane Frost spotted him back at it on Rentboy over the weekend and tweeted a link, noting that he looks, well, gross. He says he’s 46, uncut (sort of obviously), and 13″ x 12″, which would mean he’s gained an inch in length since December. And even if that dong ever gets completely hard he won’t fuck you “SO DON’T ASK.” (And even if he would, are you that jaded and prolapsed of a bottom that you’d want that thing tearing into you and landing you immediately in an emergency room??) But! He will make you get on your knees and worship his “monster,” and he promises he is a “HEAVY CUMMER.” We’re almost positive that dick is both a) injected full of saline, along with his balls, and b) somewhat photoshopped, or at least it’s been photographed from such an angle with a cheap webcam lens that makes it look cartoonishly, ridiculously enormous, as opposed to merely gigantic. But that photo where it hangs straight down: straight-up fucking elephant trunk. Can he walk with that thing? Does he need special pants/underwear? Does he hold down a steady job? We have many questions.

If any brave readers in the Manhattan area would like to plunk down $300 to ask some of these questions, and confirm some of these details, we’d be most curious to hear back. He’s available seven days a week, but never after midnight, because bodies like this don’t maintain themselves, and he has the gym in the morning.


[Rentboy]

This post has been updated to acknowledge the Sword’s earlier coverage of Big Eddie.

29 thoughts on “‘Big Eddie,’ the Hooker With a Dick the Size of Zeb Atlas’s Arm, Is Back [Updated]”

  1. So he must never leave the house. There’s no way to hide that thing in public. I’ve always wondered about the mental state of people who do that kind of stuff.

  2. Was a member of Citifitness when I worked there. His sweats were insane. Nice guy, used to catch me staring when he did abs an would laugh, did not know he was a rent boy.

  3. He works out at my gym in the East Village. Looks like he has a puppy in his sweatpants. He tries to cover it with a fanny pack but it’s enormous Straight guys stare. He’s a nice guy, and not bad looking.

  4. Freddie, the commenter

    The question is: Does this man have a sexual life? Does he find someone able to be penetreted with this dick of his? As a scort he only allows ” worship “…

  5. That is the male equivalent of a woman who has gotten herself a RIDICULOUSLY large pair of fake breasts…….

    Not sexy or appealing at all. Just grotesque – plain and simple…..

    Men and women who subject themselves to these “enhancements” generally suffer from serious body/self esteem issues because NO ONE in their right minds would ever find this a turn-on nor would they subject themselves to these changes.

  6. Well, speaking hypothetically, if he got in me far enough to do more than external damage, I’d lock down on that mofo and keep him stuck in ther all the way to the ER just for the sheer humiliation value…

  7. That dick isn’t the only thing that’s injected with shit. His body is clearly injected with synthol as well. A lot of that muscle looks so fake. And usually silicon injections only make the dick fatter, like Mukhtar Safarov’s dick. So he had to have some surgery to extend his length as well. I wonder what he looked like before he morphed into this monstrosity.

    1. Before? Ha! That’s NOTHING compared to what he’s gonna look like AFTER all this shit. If he’s injecting himself for this “look”, then he’s got perhaps 2-3 years before the major deterioration begins. He’d best take plenty of pictures NOW, because things are not going to be pretty in the future.
      And I hope he’s getting plenty of use out of that ridiculous dick, because the clock is ticking on that too. The only thing it will be useful for a few years from now is holding the catheter in place…

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