Talent? The judges weren’t impressed. But then again, they only saw him with his clothes on. Then there’s that condom demo.
Things I am thankful for this season is that like those Argentian footballers, their British counterparts from the talent show circuit can’t stopping sending their dick pics out either. But that’s how the #CelebrityCock section keeps growing: one celebrated prick at a time.
Today’s flavor, wannabe singer turned vlogger, Ellis Lacy
When he auditioned, he told Simon he was a weapons engineer in the Navy.
Then he discovered the racier his YouTube posts were,
the more he got hit on the more hits he got,
Which led to LadsHealthUK for a condom demonstration where he used his own equipment to show exactly how it’s done.
Houston, we have lift-off.
And if you want to secure your pipeline of #CelebrityCock …