The interview comes care of Scottish XTube addict Stig In The Mud, and I must admit that all the “don’t be mean, be nice” talk is making the crotchety old man-bitch inside me hide in the corner for the time being.

Stig in the Mud: What would you pick as your most and least favourite things about XTube?

SexyAlex90: My favourite thing about XTube is how we get a small peek into the most private aspect of most people’s lives, almost like we’re looking into each other’s souls. Maybe that sounds stupid. Also, I’ve seen some of the most fascinating videos on XTube. I mean sociologically. For instance, there’s a guy whose thing is pissing in the toilet, then flushing it, then he quickly sticks his hand in the water while it’s flushing and swirls his hand around. And there’s another guy who likes ballet slippers inside those inflatable armbands or water-wings. He puts the ballet slipper in the water-wing and fucks it. And I’m not aroused by it, or think it’s wrong, but it’s fascinating in a way.

SA: My least favourite thing about xtube is when people leave negative comments. There’s enough negativity in real life. Maybe I’m wrong but I always thought that xtube is where we go to escape it, not have it shoved in our face.

ST: Can you give us a little insight about what you do in the real world away from XTube, either socially or professionally?

SA: Matt and I work for a porn studio but I’m not going to say which one. We’re not in the movies, we’re behind the camera. I jokingly like to say that we’re porn auteurs. It’s easily the best job I’ve ever had, although I have liked all my jobs.

ST: Who is your favourite XTuber and why are they so?

SA: My favourite XTuber is anyone who makes a video of themselves jerking it to one of my videos. Anyone who does that goes on my favourites list. Aside from that, it’s hard to find one to like. Typically, I’ll find one that I think is attractive, then I’ll read their profile and they just sound incredibly self-important. Their “about me” will consist of a list of “Don’t friend request me if this or that”, “Don’t ask me this”, “Don’t be fat”. And I’m just like “fuck, aren’t there any nice guys out there?” It’s weird to be attracted to someone and think they’re an asshole at the same time…

ST: What is the best advice you’ve ever been given/would give anyone else?

SA: Don’t purse your lips when you have your picture taken.

ST: Do you believe in love at first sight?

SA: I believe in attraction at first sight. Although I’m usually more attracted to a person’s personality. I don’t know how many times I’ve looked at someone and been attracted to them until they started talking. Maybe that sounds mean.

ST: What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it?

SA: People whose train of thought is “Oh, you like that? You’re weird.” I just try not to associate with that. Live and let live. Also, people who don’t laugh.

And if you’re interested in this sort of thing, here’s Alex’s description of his first gay sexual experience:

I was [um…young] and he was 19. We were only friends at the time, but we were very open with each other. We had never done anything sexual but we both wanted it. We were skinny-dipping in his pool late one night. Later, we were in the Jacuzzi talking. We were both sober at the time, by the way. I think we were massaging each other’s feet. He was massaging my foot and it grazed his cock. It was rock hard so I rubbed my foot against it more. I was probably already hard.

I scooted closer to him and we started kissing. My heart was pounding because I had always found him attractive and I wanted him. It was so amazing feeling his tongue in my mouth and he was such an amazing kisser. We were holding each other so tightly, our dicks were pressed together so tightly, and I was running my fingers through his hair. He took both of our cocks in his hand and jerked slowly. My mind was spinning and it felt like I had tunnel vision. I wished it would never end. We were passionately making out for what felt like an eternity before he tried to sit on my cock and guide it inside him. We were in the water, so obviously it didn’t work.

I said that we should get out and dry off. I had intended on staying later and fucking him all night but I think somewhere between the jacuzzi and drying off inside, the reality of the situation hit him and he got scared and said he was just going to go to sleep. That wasn’t the last of it, though. We eventually dated; he was my first boyfriend.

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