Men.com just announced a contest today in which they’ll be giving away free airfare and tickets to a seven-day Caribbean cruise that will feature the likes of Johnny Rapid, Paul Wanger, and some other unnamed Men.com talent.
Entries are between June 1 and June 30, and you enter either by signing up for a Men.com membership, or by following Men.com on Twitter and answering a series of questions over the next couple weeks. This week’s question: What plot would you love to see in a Men.com scene? Answers can be sent now until June 7 to firstname.lastname@example.org, and they say if they like your idea they just might use it.
The bigger question: How does a regular person just book a trip on this same cruise so they can ogle porn stars without chancing it with a contest? It can’t be just a bunch of porn stars and like 2 contest winners, so… the cruise looks to be this one, on Royal Caribbean, departing on October 25 from Galveston, Texas. And if you have $600 to spend on a vacation this fall, you could do it there, and perhaps get a few glimpses Johnny Rapid sunbathing with his wife.
Ports of call are Roatan, Honduras; Belize, and Cozumel, Mexico.
Also, if you’re a contest winner, Men.com is promising some kind of behind-the-scenes access to a series they’ll be shooting on the boat called Men at Sea. And you can only imagine the questions from the regular, elderly cruise-goers when they see the B-roll getting shot on deck.
Grandmother: “What’s this movie all about?”
Johnny: “It’s about a bisexual sailor who gets gang-banged by all his crew-mates over and over again in the galley until he can’t walk.”
Enter now! The grand prize winner will be announced July 10.
— Johnny Rapid (@JohnnyRapidATL) June 1, 2015