So instead of coming up with the best films of the decade, we stuck to titles. Our favorites below.
(Raging Stallion, 2007)
Sounds like a good deal to us! This descriptive title is a refreshing buoy of straight-forwardness in an ocean of over-wrought innuendo.
9. The Crystal Tunnel
We love this title because it’s evocative of our two favorite things: giant, gaping rectums and hardcore drug abuse.
This would be the worst word in the English language if it were actually a word, and it doesn’t help that the thing on the cover looks entirely sluttainted.
(Hot House, 2009)
At first we were surprised (downright so even) that tough-as-nails Hot House would pull from Tyra’s lexicon. But then we thought: there’s a reason that it’s called gay porn.
(Latino Fan Club, 2006)
Just because there’s a porno version now doesn’t mean we’ll stop jerking off to the video game.
(West Hollywood, 2001)
It’s only funny if there’s no Bush.
(Chocolate Cream, 2009)
We can’t believe such an egregious typo of one of the most common words in English wound its way onto a boxcover.
You can whisper all you want, but the only way to get a twink to come is to yell ‘free vodka.’
(Lucas Entertainment, 2008)
An exclamation point has never been put to better use.
(West Hollywood, 1996)
Sure, it’s not from this decade, but we’re including it. Why? Because it’s the perfect porn title, that’s why — as well as proof that most porn directors are just really nerdy film students at heart.
Here are the other participants of this group-blog effort to chronicle the best in the decade of gay porn:
Mark Adams of VidioView.
The editors of Fleshbot.com.
The editors of GayPornBlog.com.
Butch Harris of ManNet.com.
Mark Kliem of LavenderLounge.com.
Gossip columnist Billy Masters.
Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com.
Porn journalist Vincent Lambert.
Mickey Skee of Adult Video News.
JC Adams of GayPornTimes.com.
Nick Young of NickYoungXXX.com.
Onan the Vulgarian of XXFactor.com.
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.