10 Best Gay Porn Movie Titles of the Decade

So instead of coming up with the best films of the decade, we stuck to titles. Our favorites below.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

10. Fuck My Ass, I’ll Suck Your Cock

(Raging Stallion, 2007)

Sounds like a good deal to us! This descriptive title is a refreshing buoy of straight-forwardness in an ocean of over-wrought innuendo.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

9. The Crystal Tunnel

(Stable, 2000)

We love this title because it’s evocative of our two favorite things: giant, gaping rectums and hardcore drug abuse.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

8. Bonerable

(Factory, 2002)

This would be the worst word in the English language if it were actually a word, and it doesn’t help that the thing on the cover looks entirely sluttainted.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

7. Skuff 4: Downright Fierce

(Hot House, 2009)

At first we were surprised (downright so even) that tough-as-nails Hot House would pull from Tyra’s lexicon. But then we thought: there’s a reason that it’s called gay porn.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

6. Super Barrio Brothers

(Latino Fan Club, 2006)

Just because there’s a porno version now doesn’t mean we’ll stop jerking off to the video game.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

5. Dangling Chad

(West Hollywood, 2001)

It’s only funny if there’s no Bush.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

4.  Guess Who’s Cummin’ To Dinner

(Chocolate Cream, 2009)

We can’t believe such an egregious typo of one of the most common words in English wound its way onto a boxcover. 

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

3. The Twink Whisperer

(PZP, 2008)

You can whisper all you want, but the only way to get a twink to come is to yell ‘free vodka.’

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

2. Farts!

(Lucas Entertainment, 2008)

An exclamation point has never been put to better use.

10 Best Porn Titles of Decade

1. Das Butt

(West Hollywood, 1996)

Sure, it’s not from this decade, but we’re including it. Why? Because it’s the perfect porn title, that’s why — as well as proof that most porn directors are just really nerdy film students at heart.

Here are the other participants of this group-blog effort to chronicle the best in the decade of gay porn:

Mark Adams of VidioView.
The editors of Fleshbot.com.
The editors of GayPornBlog.com.
Butch Harris of ManNet.com.
Mark Kliem of LavenderLounge.com.
Gossip columnist Billy Masters.
Jason Sechrest of JasonCurious.com.
Porn journalist Vincent Lambert.
Mickey Skee of Adult Video News.
JC Adams of GayPornTimes.com.
Nick Young of NickYoungXXX.com.
Onan the Vulgarian of XXFactor.com.

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5 thoughts on “10 Best Gay Porn Movie Titles of the Decade”

  1. Mike @ TheSword

    We’ll take that as fierce look in our direction. For the record, Skuff IV has some fierce fucking. Nice work.

  2. Dictionary.com:

    fierce? ?[feers]
    –adjective, fierc?er, fierc?est.
    1. menacingly wild, savage, or hostile: fierce animals; a fierce look.
    2. violent in force, intensity, etc.: fierce winds.
    3. furiously eager or intense: fierce competition.

    No mention of Tyra or Paris is Burning…
    But The Sword = Fierce Cuntness!

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