10 Gifs of The Best Penis In the Biz Today: Max Arion

There’s a massive, uncut, Aussie dong out there that everybody is sleeping on this year, and I’m not having it for another day. You need to know about Max Arion and the gift that god has bestowed upon him with both hands (a gift that generally takes two hands to effectively manipulate).

Let’s start by acknowledging I’m not one of the guys on here talking about porn in every post, and I try to stay out of the gossip loops and legal dramas and whatever else folks find salacious about gay porn. But I’d never pretend to be above it, and I love videos of dudes fukken’ just as much as the next guy. I just usually need a bit more than your rote hot white guys with abs kiss, engage in 30 seconds of fellatio, then pitch some disconnected fucking where one or more people involved looks like they’d rather be on their phone than pounding/getting pounded.

What’s weird is that it’s rare to find any deviation from that formula in mainstream studio content these days. Unless you’re ready to dive into fetish stuff (Family Dick, anyone? Or are we not admitting doing that just yet?), that prescription for action is about what you can expect. Which is what makes Max Arion such a special find.

Max is a Lucas Exclusive Australian dude from Melbourne who has one of the more phenomenal penises I can recall seeing – in porn or anywhere else. Sure, Rocco Steele has the king dong still, and we’ve all seen it dragged in and out of every poor bottom from here to Timbuktu.

But what Max has brought to the party, almost nobody can hold a candle to.

 

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Behold, the 10 GIFs that will make you fall as deeply in love with Max Arion’s Penis as I have:

 

It’s impossible not to smile when he’s wagging it at you.

Even when you’re distracted because you’re getting fucked and trying to jack your own cock, MaxPenis™ is gonna suck all your focus away from the job at hand.

 

 

It’s almost comically big when he’s cramming it in.

My brain would be working overtime trying to imagine anything else I could do to appease MaxPenis, rather than trying to cram that beast up my ass. I hope that guy got paid well, because MP looks angry and veiny there.

 

 

MaxPenis brings joy to everyone who sees it.

This actually might be one of the best things I’ve ever witnessed in a Lucas scene, and I ought to google who that dude is, but his mini operetta of glancing up, seeing MaxPenis choking that dude out, smiling adorably, and then trying to tuck back into bottoming-face is pure porn magic:

 

 

 

 

Sometimes it isn’t even doing anything in a scene and still sucks ALL the focus.

How sweet is that? Trying to pretend like you’re into fucking that dude inside out, when really MaxPenis is bobbing so majestically in front of you that you have to stop to kiss it. Bless.

 

 

I have a tough time seeing anything else when Max is joyfully wagging that thing around.

I’m sure other things were happening in this scene, but all I can think about is the slimy premium that must be flinging off the skin cuff of that monster donger with every flip.

Ahhhh.

 

 

Not everybody knows what to do with MaxPenis.

Imagine being confronted with Max Arion’s milky white foreskin first thing in the morning (when it definitely smells the BEST it will all day), and then doing whatever the fuck this is to it.

I’m tempted to report this high school prom queen blow jay technique to the authorities to get this guy some mandatory training.

 

 

DOCKING, MOTHERFUCKERS.

I’m buying one of those USB photo frames for my office to show just this gif of Max’s floppy foreskin overtaking that bro’s cock.

 

 

Max’s penis is still the star, even when it’s just bouncing around, waiting for attention.

That’s the hallmark of a real capital-s STAR. It’s like seeing Liza Minelli in Liza With a Z and realizing it’s impossible to watch anyone on stage but her.

MaxPenis definitely says “yes I can. Yes I will.”

 

 

Cum spilling out of Max is endless and glorious.

He actually cums for about 90 more frames, but this GIF would have been 12MB if I’d included the whole thing. Cock snot just pours out of MaxPenis in a way that seems almost religious.

 

 

This one isn’t about his penis.

 

But I’d pay whatever he asked for Max to do whatever this is to me.

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You can find Max Arion as a Lucas Exclusive (for now – this dude will blow tf up before long and no studio will be able to contain him), and on twitter,  but I also strongly encourage you to follow his JustFor.Fans page. If you subscribe to other accounts and know how that works, I think you’ll really like what he does. It’s intensely personal and his presence and kindness is unexpected and arousing.

 

You can tell that behind all that dickmeat and foreskin, there’s a hell of a guy waiting for you to find him.

 

 

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv is an Ontario-based blogger and professional companion. He has worked for Rentboy.com, Manhunt, and contributed to publications like Queerty and Thought Catalog. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram, or find out more about his work at his website and blog. Tyler lives full time in Toronto.