For today’s 13 Days of Hallowiener post, we’re going to be taking a look at one of my personal favorite categories of porn – parody! We’re going to be counting off ten different gay porn films, scenes, and projects that lampoon some of the most iconic Halloween movie franchises of all time.
The scenes we’re talking about today tackle basically every major Halloween franchise you can think of. They parody everyone from Freddy Krueger to Jigsaw to the most basic character you can dress up as during Halloween – Ghostface from the Scream movies. So no matter what your Halloween kink is, we’re sure it’s covered on this list.
Take a look below at all the Halloween parodies and be sure to let us know all your hot thoughts down in the comments. Have you ever watched any of these movies? Which one of these films looks the hottest? Which one is the worst? Did we miss your favorite Halloween porno? Sound off below!
1) Saw 2
If you want to see a bunch of twinks in a Saw trap, then watch Raw 2. Following the events of the first Raw movie from Boy Crush, this kinky parody sees Miles Pride chained up in an abandoned warehouse with a bunch of other young models that have to indulge in acts of bondage and make use of some menacing sex toys. [Watch]
2) The Amityville Horror
Yes, Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore isn’t a direct parody of 1979’s The Amityville Horror, but its title sure is, so we’re gonna go ahead and include it on this list anyway. I mean, both the original Scared Stiff and the sequel lampoon so many different horror movies and horror tropes that we had obviously had to include them here no matter what. [Watch]
3) Twilight
I know this isn’t a horror movie, but it’s about vampires, so we’re gonna say Twilight and this Twinklight film are Halloween movies! Like we said last year, the most notable thing about this low-budget 2010 film is the terrible decision to name its main characters Edmund and Billa – a play on Twilight’s Edward and Bella. Other than that, there isn’t much to talk about with this movie since it’s basically just a bunch of twinks fucking while wearing some fangs. [Watch]
4) A Nightmare on Elm Street
This is the last Halloween parody we’re listing off today that only centers around twinks – we promise. Anyway, as you could have probably guessed, A Nightmare on Twink Street is basically just a bunch of big dick twinks fucking each other with the occasional appearance of another twink dressed up as Freddy Krueger. Spooky ooky! [Watch]
5) Dracula
If you’re looking to get lured in with some “moans of carnal lust”, then check out Barebackula from Lucas Entertainment. Not only does this project feature some hot, cum-worthy action, but it also has some intense gay porn puns worked into the script. I mean, the entire film centers around “the Count of Castle Bare” in “the land of Truvadia.” That’s about as gay as your porn puns can get. [Watch]
6) Frankenstein
Just like the Barebackula film, this movie sees a huge parody of one of the most iconic Halloween names of all time. This take on the classic Frankenstein gives us the chance to see a bunch of mouthwatering hunks stretch out their holes as much as they humanly can while toying around in Dr. FrankenFuck’s Fist Lab. [Watch]
7) Sleepy Hollow
In this 2020 Next Door Studios Halloween scene, we get to watch Dakota Payne and Michael DelRay take on the iconic Headless Horseman character that’s featured in a variety of spooky ooky films like 1999’s Sleepy Hollow, 1949’s The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, and (obviously) 2007’s Headless Horseman. [Watch]
8) Child’s Play
We told you about this new Chucky scene a couple of days ago and honestly… If you’re going to not watch anything on this list, it should probably be this Killer Shower scene. While it’s nice to see parody porn is alive and well in this video, we really don’t need to watch a full-grown man run around while dressed as a doll. We honestly just do not need it at fuckin’ all. [Watch at your own risk]
9) The Shining
Another scene that just came out this year that we also just told you about! It’s The Mounting! This Himeros threesome stars models Bama Romello, Luke Hudson, and Nico Nova and is a very serious take on Stanley Kubrick’s 1980 film The Shining. Throughout the video, we get easter eggs referencing the film’s iconic carpet, the actual hotel, and even those creepy little girls in the hallway. [Watch]
10) Scream
If we’re being honest, then I can safely say that Bromo’s Cream For Me series is the best direct parody on this list. It’s so good that we even recapped the whole thing during last year’s 13 Days of Hallowiener! The four scenes in this series basically recreate the entire original Scream movie, so it’s definitely a must-watch if you’re a fan of the first movie or even if you’re just excited about the new Scream film that’s coming out next year. [Watch]
“The Hole”, a parody of “The Ring” is my favorite. Once you see the hole, the phone rings and a voice says, “In 7 days you’ll be gay.” And 7 days later, you’re totally gay! The first victim…Josh Hammer is my favorite.