10 People Who Christian Wilde May Or May Not Have Definitely Bottomed For In His Upcoming Bottoming Debut

Last week, I told you that Christian Wilde would be making his bottoming debut in the 5th season of Golden Gate, which premieres this Thursday. Since then, there have been a lot of rumors about who Christian Wilde would be bottoming for! Sadly, all of those rumors are mostly or completely wrong, and I want to set the record straight.

To help dispel some of the harmful rumors, and to help narrow down the number of possibilities, here are the ten people who I can confirm Christian Wilde could have definitely bottomed for in his bottoming debut. Rest assured: Christian truly may or may not have absolutely bottomed for one of these 10 people. Find out which one when Golden Gate 5: The Cover 5 premieres on Thursday!

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Jimmy Fanz.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Dale Cooper.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Patrick Schwarzenegger.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Landon Conrad.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Sebastian Young.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for James Jamesson.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Sunshyne Monroe.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Cody Cummings’ foot.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Topher DiMaggio’s eyebrow.

Christian Wilde may or may not have bottomed for Teddy Bear.

 

 

10 thoughts on “10 People Who Christian Wilde May Or May Not Have Definitely Bottomed For In His Upcoming Bottoming Debut”

  1. Based on the hairy forearms in the photo, My 1st guess is that it might be Jake Genesis. 2nd guess would be Marc Dylan. Both Jake & Marc have bottomed for Christian, so it seems only fair that they get a chance to tap CW’s virgin ass! Lastly (The Obvious Choice) being Austin Wilde. Regardless of who it might be, he’s one lucky man!!!

  2. Definitely Austin Wilde. Couple weeks ago, he had a pic of taking the AW’s dildo. He was just getting ready for the real deal..

  3. Zach you are the funiest blogger of all time!

    (My assumption is Tommy Defendi is the one enjoying Christian’s bouton de rose).

  4. Make Them Eat It

    Okay. Here’s what I want: Christian, the bottom, moaning inappropriately-loud like most newly flipped tops do, while Austin & Tommy swap high fives and his ass. All the while they kiss him on the mouth and remind him that he’s still the biggest, butch-iest guy they know. But, meanwhile, shut the fuck up and stop disappearing into yourself while your toes curl and your eyes roll back into your head and eat this fucking dick, you cock-eating whore.

    Too specific? Sorry, I’ll go back to mourning Alyssa and rooting for Jinkx.

    1. Make Them Eat It

      Oh and P.S., that Marc Dylan story, up top, about Sean Cody reminds me of an earlier rant of mine.

      Sean Cody, my first and still greatest porn love, would be so much sexier if they would introduce another layer of transparency. I’m not saying they have to go the full Austin Zane. But just a tad more “we’re just as faggy as you” realness.

      It feels like they are trying to have a hand in the “quasi-fag-hatin'” (cough, cough, Corbin Fisher, cough, cough) and a hand in the quickly (and thank God) dawning reality of gays who like themselves and just wanna see (unbelievably attractive) guys like them FUCK THEIR BRAINS OUT. Just ease up a tad, SC. And you will be that much more SWOON-worthy.

      I am not saying that there needs to be any sort of tap-dance around the gay-for-pay issue. Who cares? I mean really, who cares? A gay-for-pay guy is still a hot guy sucking dick (if you are paying them enough and not an actually self-hating gay company [cough, cough NDS, cough, cough].) I mean: Who cares? Pretty pictures of pretty men doing pretty things to each other will always trump reality and cognizance. Don’t belabor the straight guys. Cuz who cares?

      I’ve been with SC since the devastating, sexy-confusing Patrick days. I get that this shit is changing in a demographically-confounding ways. But. As a silly, nerdy fan: I ask you, evolve just a tad more. I need a tad less gross to wash off after a video. Just a little less.

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