12 Days Of Dicksmas: A Dozen Huge Celeb Peens We’ve Seen Unwrapped

Happy ho-lidays! We’re celebrating the most wonderful time of the year with 12 celebrity dicks you’ll want to stick in your rear. And hey, that’s a Dicksmas promise.

From Tom Mercier’s damn near infamously hung cock to Chris Pine’s Coke can to Ben Affleck’s door knocker to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s double-wide dingaling, these are the 12 celeb penises that truly put the “dicks” in “Dicksmas.” It’s the reason for the squeezin’ y’all!

We can only give you a taste of these A-list celebrity penises, so for the full NSFW scenes, head HERE.

12) Chris Pine | Outlaw King

11) Gianfranco Longhi | Equation to an Unknown

Now that’s a lot of cock…

10) Corey Knight | We Are Who We Are

9) Matt Bomer | The Boys in the Band

8) Ben Affleck | Gone Girl

7) Daniel Craig | Love is the Devil

6) Jonathan Barnwell | Industry

But wait there’s more…

5) Siddhartha Rajan | Easy

4) Michael Fassbender | Shame

3) Juan Carlos Maldonado | The Prince

2) Yahya Abdul-Mateen II | Watchmen

1) Tom Mercier | Synonyms

We’ve got plenty more of Tom Mercier where that came from…