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13 Insane Accidents That Happened To Men’s Dicks In 2021, According To Emergency Room Data

I think it’s safe to say we all know how fragile your cock can be and I think it’s even safer to say that we all know how unruly some guys can be with their dicks. To prove this, you just need to look at a recent list Defector put together that dives into the “horrible” things men did to their dicks in 2021 according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits.

We even dug through the list and picked out our favorite and most “WTF” accidents that made the end-of-year list. So take a look at our top picks as the biggest cock-centric fucks ups of the last year and be sure to let us know what moment made you cringe the most down in the comments.

1. “Bottle of hand sanitizer in his pants pocket burst and got onto penis then dropped lit cigarette on penis while sitting on toilet.”

2. “Put a shower curtain ring on his penis and now can’t get it off.”

3. “States he has been masturbating at least daily during covid pandemic because this is the only way he is able to relieve stress states he used a hand job sex toy and has since been having penile pain as well as intermittent dull ache in testicles.”

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4. “Penis has been stuck in hard plastic bottle with narrow opening for past 3 days. Does not recall how he got his penis stuck in bottle.”

5. “Drilling wood when he accidentally dropped the drill onto his groin.”

6. “Penis pain due to placing car jumper cables on penis.”

7. “Was going to the bathroom with his hoverboard underneath him when the hoverboard started and dragged him on the floor on his belly. Now with blood coming out of the base of his penis, as well as blood coming out of the top of his penis.”

8. “Was helping his friend move some stuff in the dark so had to use flashlights. When one of the flashlights would not go out, he tried to take the battery out when battery acid got on his penis.”

9. “Using measuring tape and penis was caught by tape.”

10. “Had intercourse with wife had rubber band on base of penis took off to orgasm and noticed bruising then went snowmobiling.”

11. “Put a rubber band around his penis during sex and forgot to take it off and went to sleep with it on.”

12. “Crashed bike, bike is missing the seat and has only the metal bar, fell onto the metal bar during crash.”

13. “Was moving things around his living room when he fell, knocking a glass vase on the ground which shattered, then fell onto the shards sustaining lacerations to penis.”

 

4 thoughts on “13 Insane Accidents That Happened To Men’s Dicks In 2021, According To Emergency Room Data”

  1. As someone who has been jerking off none stop since the start of covid I am also getting apins in my penis, Glad to know am not the only one

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