18 Pictures And GIFS That Will Make You Fall Instantly In Love With Topher DiMaggio

Still not convinced that Topher DiMaggio is the hottest bitch in gay porn and can do no wrong? Is his alleged diva behavior still holding you back from fully embracing his hotness and becoming a fan? Come on! Let it go. He’s so hot.

Here are 18 reasons to fall in love with Topher DiMaggio. If you aren’t turned on by him, you’re either dead or straight (no offense to The Sword’s deceased and/or heterosexual readers).

First up, did you see Topher DiMaggio’s photo shoot with his boyfriend Lance Luciano for Andrew Christian? I think Andrew Christian underwear is garish and cheap, but Topher DiMaggio looks so hot here, I almost want to buy some. (Not really.)

And here are GIFS of Topher Maggio licking balls, getting his dick sucked, and topping. He hasn’t bottomed (yet), but I hear that could change very soon…

[via Men.com, Dominic Ford, Cocksure Men]

And finally…

When Was He Hotter?
Topher DiMaggio at the beginning of his career in 2007(!) with ChaosMen, or Topher DiMaggio more recently with Bad Puppy?

BONUS!

I think somebody Photoshopped these.

 

28 thoughts on “18 Pictures And GIFS That Will Make You Fall Instantly In Love With Topher DiMaggio”

  1. anybody know the meaning of topher’s tattoo..? been wondering that for a while…. and oh ya: hot guy :-)

  2. Topher is hot. I just wish he had a personality, or maybe he does and doesn’t show it in his scenes.
    Yeah, I want to see personality in porn not just fucking like a robot and repetitive grunting.

  3. gee they are BOTH super hot and I’ve been a topher fan since his early randy blue days, he was even cuter than no thing muscled-up. Good kisser though and yes he should bottom

  4. He’s not my cup of tea, I don’t like pretty boys, but I can see the appeal. And latin or not, that shit looks incestuous. Like I had to make sure it was another person and not an evil twin thing going on.

    1. Whoa that’s a bit too harsh. Topher is at least gay so cut him some slack. And there are a good number of porn models that are as disgusting as Cody, but Topher isn’t one of them.

        1. I don’t think the problem of bottoming/not bottoming is the direct issue at hand with Cody. The guy was borderline homophobic AND a narcissist.

          People need to accept that some level of narcissism is needed for people to work in porn. So making a big fuss over it is pointless, considering without narcissism we wouldn’t have nearly enough people in porn.

          Topher is openly gay, and has a boyfriend. And for all purposes has the right to decline to bottom on film-Topher can do whatever he wants with his ass. Including shutting people down who think they “own” his ass because they perceive him as a whore-which apparently runs rampant on the boards here, and other places gay men convene.

  5. The Photoshop of the gigantic dick is funny because if that was real, he pass out every time he’d get an erection from lack of blood circulation.

  6. well, a few things…

    Both men are Latin. So, I’m assuming those posters with “twin” Liberace comments, must be white and racist. They look different to me. Personally, I’d like to be smashed in-between those two, in various configurations and positions. Maybe I will win the lottery someday and this will happen… Until then, a boy can only dream.

    Yes. A diva. What did he do to you? Did he piss in your cheerios?

    Photoshop, the exaggerated ones at the bottom illustrate that the latter at the top might have some tweaking as well. Most modeling shots use it, it has become the industry standard, and a religion to some. Why take anything at face value?

    I’d do him. Even the “twinkee” chaosmen version of him. I wanna sit on his face! That way, none of this diva attitude would be a factor as he’d be too busy to talk.

    Any more comments!?

    1. If you haven’t noticed already, I LOOOOOOVE LATIN MEN!

      Ugh. I wanna fuck them all. Starting with Damien Crosse(who is a dirty slut, and I love those too!) and ending with these two.

      1. No, I can see clearly. And I’m capable of discerning two different people within a race. Granted, I’m sloppy at writing, but at least I’m not racist.

        “Ignorant fucks” go on tangents about eyebrow plucking and make a comparison from a poor biopic. Liberace was not a nice guy. He lied chronically about who he was, and even lied about his HIV status. Even despite knowing his status, Liberace continued in having unprotected sex. Yes, it was the late 80’s, but condoms have been around for centuries. I don’t think Topher has that level of narcissism!

        I don’t think Topher is a sociopath, considering the small amount of evidence you provided(eyebrow plucking = narcissist!?!) Although you might be a sociopath/racist considering your (case correct) hostile direct response to my allegation. Thanks confirming that!

        What is your problem? Did Topher turn you down? Aww. So sad. I guess he has glaucoma as well?

    2. When did Topher Dimaggio become Latin? lmao Every site I’ve seen that states his ethnicity says he’s Caucasian. I have only heard him say he is from Hawaii. I have never heard him being identified as Latino though.

  7. Zach
    To stop the stupid photoshops, The Sword should have a policy to not most photos of photoshopping. This would curtail the crazy practice.

  8. Book ends. Are you so insecure about yourself that you have to pick a boyfriend that looks just like you. OR are you so in love with yourself that you must fall in love with someone that looks just like you? Fairly common in gay culture and always curious why. Do they pluck eachothers eye brows cause they are identical.

  9. Topher’s teeth aren’t perfect (check the few pics where he’s smiling widely), but–on the physical side–that’s about it. He certainly is a gorgeous guy, diva or not.

    I totally agree about Andrew Christian. Who would wear that faggoty shit? I suppose that question answers itself.

  10. He is very beautiful when he has a dick in his face , presumably better with one in his ass too.

    Very good looking guy, FUCK THE HATERS you don’t know him just a bunch of jealous old cunts!!!

  11. I’d like him better if 1) his face didn’t look like it was made of wax, and 2) if he wasn’t doing the whole weird fucking Liberace twin boyfriend thing.

  12. Lots, if not all, of those photos before the gifs are severely photoshopped. He’s not that muscular in real life. But I won’t deny that I do find him attractive, but I wouldn’t want to be around a guy as superficial as he is, especially when he sounds too feminine to be a top. I think he would look way better if he didn’t spend so much time trying to look flawless.

    1. This. I saw him at the gym last…Friday? He wasn’t nearly as stacked as I thought — and he was short. *shrug* Goodlooking, but no hotter than any other hot WeHo guy.

      1. If it’s not too personal, what town did you see him in? Because last I was told he lived in Houston, but I think he has moved. He would come up on my friend’s grindr all the time and he has told me he hasn’t been showing up in months.

      2. Almost all of the sexy hot men are “little guys” in that they’re rarely over 5′, 8-9″ tall. Nature compensates by endowing their cocks.

  13. I’ve never cared that he has a rep as a divo; I’ve never cared about the sculpted eyebrows; I’ve never cared that he hasn’t bottomed on film yet. I’ve only ever cared that he’s hot as fuck, always brings it on screen, and shoots huge loads. He’s fun to watch and I’ll keep watching.

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