Most Romantic Ad: IML top is lookign for a dance partner – 44
“Like to dominate you, after we dance.”
Most Disturbing Request: Daddy sent me to IML to get knocked up – 39
“Daddy couldn’t make it to IML this year, but he sent me here to get knocked up. Breed me and seed me. He wants me to return home with a very special gift. Poz is best. Anything else is bonus. Your looks not important, the potency of your load is.”
Most Original Fetish: IML Denture wearers? – 45
“Hey…are there any hot guys in town for IML who wear dentures? I would love to have a hot kinky time with you!!!”
Most Original Fetish, Honorable Mention: Bear looking for unusual fetish play! – 40
I’m a GWM, 40, hairy, bear-type, 5’9″, 250lbs, boyish looks, br/br/goatee looking for a masculine, attractive, white guy (18 – 40) to indulge me in an unusual fetish of mine. It’s a balloon popping fetish.
Most in Touch With Inner Goth Girl: looking for guys into bloodsports – 31
“looking to meet guys into playing with blades, knives and blood play”
Most Confusing Massage Technique: INTENSE. RELAXING. SENSUAL. – 35
“Massage Technique: Thai Massage “pony-back ride”
Eldest Cocksucker: STILL GOOD AT IT – 70
“YOU WILL BE SURPRISED AT HOW GOOD THE COCKSUCKER LOOKS ALL DAY AVAILABLE”
Freakiest Nigga: Freaky Nigga for IML Fun – 23
“Freaky Nigga lookin to get into some wild n freaky fun.”
Most Bored Sex Dwarf: Sex Dwarf – 18
“Lets listen to Soft Cell or something i’m bored.”
It's an interview with Phillip Aubrey: porn star, Spencer Reed's boyfriend, burp fetishist.
The COLT superstars joined a protest in Rome against the Catholic Church in order to make the claim that gay people are not pedophiles. There was a chihuaha involved.
I feel sorry for people with fetishes that can never be realized in real life. Take this Flickr user, who has to make do with his giants fetish using Photoshop.
I'm not one for bragging about intellectual accomplishments (it's something I learned from, you know, graduating with honors from Brown University), but Conner Habib is justifiably excited about his blurb in a book written by Carl Sagan's son.