B-Roll: Paradise Found (Buckshot, 2008)
Why no studio has mined the campy get-lei’d depths of Fantasy Island before now, we have no idea. Leave it to Buckshot Productions to reinterpret the show with Alex Chandler as a lecherous Mr. Roarke and twink gremlin Tory Mason as a nudist Tattoo. Add in a well-stroked cat and a leather-based kidnapping and voila: Fantasy Resorts!