Michael Lucas Sells Sex Stories To Tabloid
In Touch Weekly has started stalking Erik Rhodes and hitting up Michael Lucas for quotables. What’s next? Tranny fart porn on Access Hollywood? We’re about to declare a turf war on these bitches.
December 2008
Oh, Industry! The Sword’s Year in Videos
It’s been a historic year, for sure. There was the election thing, and the financial thing, and the war thing, but honestly while you were talking about all those things we were staring at your crotch. Here, in short-attention-span and flesh-filled form is the gay porn industry’s Year of Magical Sphincting.
The Sword’s Big Gay Best of 2008
It’s been a big, news-filled, spooge-drenched year in the flesh mines, gayborhoods and celebrity dildo drawers we call home, and we’re still so out of breath and sweaty we can barely begin to look back and reflect on it all.
Mason Wyler Contemplates Going Bareback
Mason Wyler has been watching a lot of bareback Czech porn lately, and this week he asked his fans whether he should get in on the raw action. Their answer: yes, as long it’s captured on tape.
Sacha Baron Cohen’s ‘Bruno’ Interviews Righteous Wing-nut
In anticipation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming flick, Bruno, which revolves around Cohen’s Austrian fashionista alter-ego, here’s some religious wingnut goodness for you.
Porn Star Accuses Jake Cruise of Bareback Pressure
In a bareback sex discussion on Queer Me Now, the impossibly hunky breakout porn stars Leo Giamani and Vince Ferelli talk decisions, naivite and Jake Cruise.
Mickey Rourke Is a Mean Girl
Mickey Rourke, who once called a paparazzo a “faggot” and described a fellow patron of a restaurant as “some big obnoxious fag,” has accused Oscar rival Sean Penn of homophobia and bad acting.
Damien and Francesco Wish You Happy New Year, Will Likely Have Happier Year Than You
Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho, Madrid-residing porn stars and boyfriends forever, released this New Year’s greeting card from Rome just in time to remind you that no matter how much GHB you’ve managed to score for New Year’s, you will still not be nearly as hot, cool or inebriated as these boys.
AIDS Skeptic Dies of AIDS
Christine Maggiore was the founder of an organization which claims that HIV does not cause AIDS, and that AIDS is not a disease but rather a collection of dozens of familiar diseases like yeast infections and certain pneumonias and cancers. Yesterday, 52-year-old Maggiore died of AIDS.
Chi Chi LaRue’s Big Sloppy Loose Opening
Chi Chi LaRue’s new West Hollywood adult boutique recently celebrated its grand opening, and you know the grand dame’s grand opening attracted some of the biggest stars in the biz. (Including the biggest — Barrett Really Long was there.)
B-Roll Brilliance: More Big Sweaty Snowballs
The long underwear comes off when Vinnie D’Angelo and Jude Collin encounter a hunky, injured, albino skier named Justin Jameson.
Jaric Plastic Surgery Shocker!
When it comes to the most maddeningly monogamous couple in porndom, we’ve always been torn between wondertwins Aden and Jordan Jaric. (And yes, we understand it’s sort of like debating which Olsen is a better actress.) Anyway, apparently Jordan wanted to up the stakes, because homeboy got a nosejob.
High Culture Moment of the Day: Butt Plug Art
Below, we introduce you to a young Parisian artist who draws his inspiration from deep inside. Using confusing art world jargon, he explains, “All my sculptures are inspired by real butt plugs.”
The Sword Guide to Why Abstinence Programs Are Stupid
A new federal study shows that teens are equally likely to have sex before marriage whether they made virginity pledges or not. The difference is that virginity pledgers are less likely to use condoms. And more likely to have bad hair.
More Surfing Gays on Surf Camp, Episode 2
Yes, it’s still just the start of summer Down Under, and SameSame.com.au is doing this web-based reality show where they teach a group of gay boys how to surf and the viewers vote them off, one by one.
Shirtless Daniel Craig in Odd Product-Placement Paparazzi Photos
You can always count on a holiday weekend for a few photos of some male celebrity shirtless on a tropical island trying to enjoy a little downtime with his beard/girlfriend.
The Sword’s Holiday Music to Get Drunk By
Sure, the holidays are supposed to be about family and togetherness and cheer. But for many single gay men, the holidays are also about getting drunk, feeling sorry for yourself, and finding an old cooze to drunk-text.
Tim and Roma Visit Titan’s Funhouse, Touch Things
Tim & Roma visit the set of Titan’s Funhouse to discuss world politics with the beloved Francois Sagat and a smiley, studly first-timer named Ethan Anders.
The Best Sportraits of 2008
The jocks over at Outsports.com have compiled their favorite sports photos of the year. After the jump, our favorites.
Johnny Hazzard Shows Us How to Stuff a Fig
“You’re gonna blow ’em away with this. I really like Turkish figs.” We’re not sure why Johnny is talking about blowing Arpad Miklos, but whatever. We’re just glad he’s shirtless.
The Sword’s 2008 Holiday Video Grab Bag
We know that some of you will be sitting around on Xmas, having fled the family dining room to the nearest internet outlet to check your Facebook and escape the deafening reality of your relatives.
The Sword’s Holiday Music to Get Drunk By
Sure, the holidays are supposed to be about family and togetherness and cheer. But for many single gay men, the holidays are also about getting drunk, feeling sorry for yourself, and finding an old cooze to drunk-text.
UPDATE: Mason Wyler Says He Never Said ‘Never Mind’ About That Whole Getting Raped Thing
In a blog post called “Your Voice is Irritating,” Mason Wyler calls out all the “bitter old queens” who grew to doubt his rape claim after he backed away from the police investigation in recent weeks.
New Sex Chip Is Like a Buttplug for Your Brain
Scientists have invented a neurological chip that can simulate sexual pleasure. It won’t make your dick hard, though, so Caverject syringes will probably continue to litter porn sets across the nation.
India Pops a Bollywoodie
Bollywood, India’s high fructose answer to Hollywood, is known for highly sanitized musicals in which even kissing is taboo. But two new releases suggest that Indian cinema is preparing for its coming out party.
Star Trek Twinks Get Engaged, Get It On Aboard Enterprise
The sci-fi television world is gaga for gays and trannies lately, with Star Trek Voyages joining Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles in having a big gay plotline.
Jack Venice Gets Life Sentence for Sorority Rape
Jack Venice was sentenced on Friday to life in prison for breaking into a sleeping student’s sorority house and raping her.
Two Russians Engage in Christmas Trample Play
Two fellas enjoy some stomping and trampling in a Serbian winter wonderland. With accompaniment by George Michael. Oddly touching.
Top 10 Cruising Spots of 2008
The insatiable perverts at CruisingForSex.com have compiled the nation’s most popular cruising spots of the year. We present them after the jump, along with our favorite reader comment for each location.
Lab Rats Use Ecstacy To Build New Non-Procreative Civilization
The Secret of NIMH is actually ecstasy and dance music, according to some European researchers who tested their hypothesis by giving lab rats MDMA while bombarding them with loud music. Turns out, all the dancing and trancing led to less fucking.
Big Penises Attend Book Party
The Big Penis Book threw a party last night in NYC. We’re not sure about the book’s $65 pricetag, though. For the same price, Chad Hunt would probably let you put the real thing in his mouth, and we’re more renters than buyers.
RJ Danvers Ponders Life After Porn
In addition to being Raging Stallion’s youngest exclusive, furry bottom RJ Danvers is a full-time college student in business and marketing. He hopes to trade in the slings for cubicles one day, but a harsh fan letter has got him worried about his future business prospects.
B-Roll Brilliance: Big Sweaty Snowballs
Falcon studs Nash Lawler and Kai Ford throw throw snowballs at each other. (Spoiler alert: then they have sex.)
Michael Musto Has Imaginary Affair, Blogs About It
Let’s start by admitting we’ve never been big fans of people blogging about their personal lives.
Model Undress: Travis Hanson Fights His Way Out of a Box
To the throbbing soundtrack of LCD Soundsystem, Travis Hanson displays some of his best fighting moves in the dark, and unwittingly turns boxing into a boner-popping ballet.
Ode to The Bulge in Six Parts
A YouTuber named NotTheRealMeNoWay has created half a dozen experimental variations on a theme. And that theme is: the bulge. We present them below without comment.
Our Sugardaddy To Host the GayVNs in March
We’re not sure if you’ve realized this yet, but we’re kind of a big deal. Not only are we the obvious front-runners to win the Cybersocket Awards, but also our papi, NakedSword.com, happens to be hosting next year’s biggest happening in the gay porn universe.
Behind the Scenes: Diesel Washington in Red Light
We visited the set of Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo’s latest feature, Red Light, capturing the debut of Diesel’s newest sex position, and also a glimpse into his anal neurosis.