Rod Barry: White Motherfucker
With alcohol out of the picture, self-improving porn star Rod Barry is now concentrating on fending off angry dorm-mates and jerking off without waking up his “crusty construction worker” roommate.
January 2009
Max Hardcore to Discover New Fetishes in Federal Prison
Heterosexual piss, fist and vomit porn purveyor Max Hardcore surrendered to U.S. Marshals in downtown Los Angeles yesterday to begin serving his 46-month sentence in federal detention.
Tranny Prostitute Skeptical About Economic Bailout, Environmentalism
We’re sorry we didn’t meet North Hollywood tranny hooker Rajindra any sooner, as her opinions on the November ballot measures in California were quite nuanced.
Cancer Scare for Michael Lucas Star Ryan Raz
Blonde bottom boy and a-piss-ianado Ryan Raz has been diagnosed with rectal cancer, he announced this week on a Yahoo! group.
‘Trials of Ted Haggard’ Premieres on HBO, No One Cares
Ted Haggard is utterly pathetic. The documentary about him made by Nancy Pelosi’s daughter aired for the first of probably a thousand times last night on HBO, and Haggard himself showed up on Oprah this week as part of a recent PR blitz that included another gay lover coming out of the woodwork.
New Movie Musical Does Shakespeare One Gayer
The new indie Were the World Mine, called a “musical comedy of errors” that’s based on Tom Gustafson’s short film Fairies, tells the story of a teenager playing Puck in his high school’s production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
She-Male Porn Star Wendy Williams Waits Out Winter, Seeks Surgery Donations
Transsexual porn mega-star Wendy Williams has been wiling away her days in her snowbound Kentucky condo blogging about her cats, jacking off into a Fleshlight, plotting world domination and waiting for more donations to roll in for her surgeries.
The Sex Dog Had to be Killed
A German Shepherd who was trained to be a porn star had to be killed this week “because of the way it was taught to interact with people.”
Gay Penguin Baby-Stealers Allowed to Get Married
We’re back covering the gay/tranny animal beat, and today brings news of that plucky couple of penguin boys in China getting–get this–gay married!
Brent Corrigan Is Sketched Out (NSFW)
In his few short years in the porn business, twinklet Brent Corrigan has gone from cum-dumpster to murder suspect to businessman. His next persona involves saving the world.
Naked Chef Johnny Hazzard Brines a Breast
Multi-talented gay porn star Johnny Hazzard is pretty much the perfect man. He has a beautiful body, he dances, has some nice tattoos and the capper: he cooks.
Richard Simmons Is So Flaming That He Starts Fires
In the oldie but goodie below, in which David Letterman mocks Richard Simmons for trying to shill a steamer on his show. Then there’s a fire.
Yay, More Tan Man Flesh!: Ep. 3 of ‘Surf Camp’
We might as well just make Wednesday Australia Day over here at the Sword, since it looks so warm and summery down there,
National Science Foundation Employees are Porny Pervs
Several government employees at the National Science Foundation are porn addicts, and the Senator in charge of federal finances is pissed.
Johnny Hazzard, Public Dancer
Porn star Johnny Hazzard was recently at The Boardwalk in Fort Lauderdale with porn diva/DJ Chi Chi Larue, and he has provided the world with the following video evidence.
Ian Thorpe, the Other Gay Aussie Olympian Watersportsman
Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe has recently suffered another outing in the Australian media because he lives and travels with a Brazilian “roommate” named Daniel Mendes.
For Rentboys, Are Mustaches the New Meth Face?
The New York Observer argues that rentboys these days are turning tricks to pay for art supplies instead of drugs. And they’ve interviewed three people to prove it.
Cracky Ex-Club Kid James St. James Interviews Rupaul
As you may or may not know, Rupaul got her start on the NYC club scene around the same time that Michael Alig and James St. James were at their party monster zenith, terrorizing the Limelight and Save the Robots with their makeup and kooky costumes.
Steve Cruz Strips in Black & White for ‘Handbook’
Pint-sized porn superstar Steve Cruz, who never saw a publicity opportunity he didn’t like, did a black-and-white photo spread in the January issue of artfag mag Handbook.
Chace Crawford Does Ad for Jeans Charity
It’s been a while since we’ve checked in with 100% confirmed homo* and our next boyfriend Chace Crawford, so lookie here.
Big Porn Studios Suffer From Struggling Economy, Shifting Tastes
Conventional wisdom has it that porn is recession-proof, but there are indications that mainstream DVD porn outlets are struggling.
Trend Alert!: Gay Beard-Rubbing Porn
A new trend in beard-rubbing videos has hit the internet, and facial hair-loving bears are rejoicing.
From the Dungeon to the Mayor’s Office
Will a leather daddy be the next mayor of Ft. Lauderdale?
Dallas Trannies Demand No More Use of the Word ‘Tranny’
Transgendered readers of the Dallas Voice are demanding that the paper stop using the word “tranny” when referring to members of the T portion of the LGBT community.
Porn Pup Kai Ford Gets a Bamboo Tattoo
Sword porn crush Kai Ford has, in addition to a tattoo fetish, the sort of square-jawed Germanic good looks of a 1940s movie star.
Before Craigslist, There Was The Christopher Street Bookstore
The Christopher Street Bookstore is closed now, but enjoy this piece of pre-internet brilliance from 1992. If you don’t like it when sex clubs use uncharacteristically hot men in their ads, bear in mind that commercials like this one are the other option.
Bahrain Bans Gaydar, Other Gay Sites
The small, backwards Middle Eastern island nation of Bahrain has taken a further step to solidify their backwardness by blocking gay websites like Gaydar.net in an effort to ban pornography.
Alan Cumming Likes EasternBloc, Hates Perez
Bisexual celebrity Alan Cumming spoke out in a recent interview to discuss his new movie, his favorite NYC gay bar, and what a “stupid boy” Perez Hilton is.
Ricky’s Got a Gun
Raging Stallion exclusive Ricky Sinz is about to kill someone.
Sean Penn Wins SAG Award for ‘Milk’
Sean Penn won the Male Actor in a Leading Role prize at the Screen Actors Guild Awards last night for his role as slain San Francisco Supervisor Harvey Milk, possibly setting him up for a win at the Oscars next month.
Retarded New Website Announces LGBT March on Washington in October
Hey fags! The gay protest gods have decreed that the next big march for LGBT civil rights will be on October 11, 2009 in our nation’s capital.
Is 3D Porn The Next Big Thing?
Hong Kong porn kings are spending $4 million to create a three dimensional porn film.
Our New Favorite Drag Queen: Tammie Brown
Rupaul’s Drag Race contestant Tammie Brown hails from Corpus Christie, Texas, where she was once just a little gay boy who tried on his mother’s heels and prayed to Jesus to be a woman.
If Obama Were a Drug, He’d Be Heroin
Undercover police investigators in upstate New York have dismantled a ring of drug dealers who sold a variety of heroin named “Obama.”
Mark Dalton Soon Free to Fuck Where Others Can Watch Him Again
The Sword is elated to report that gay porn’s favorite convict, Mark Dalton, will soon be freed on parole from the Texas clink where he’s served 18 1/2 months.
Heklina, Drag Impresario, Enlightens Us
In a recent interview with The Unabashed Queer, legendary San Francisco drag queen Heklina talks about cruising before the internet, wincing at all the lemming-like gays around her and having sex in drag.
Why Can’t Our Mormons Be This Smart?
Canadian fundamentalist Mormons are using the legality of gay marriage in the defense of polygamy.
‘Unzipped’ Magazine Courts the Portland Mayor’s Little Fuckbitch
In a PR stunt that works for us, Unzipped Media has offered the Portland mayor’s ex-fuckbuddy a cover story and a nude photo shoot in any one of their three illustrious publications.
Behind the Scenes of the New ‘Grey Gardens’ Starring Jessica Lange & Drew Barrymore
The good news: there’s a new behind-the-scenes bit done by HBO for the upcoming “Grey Gardens” film starring Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore.