March 2009

POLL: Best Dressed at the GayVN Awards

GayVN Best Dressed PollSince gay adult industry awards shows are just like Hollywood awards shows, only with lots more latex-wear and lady jeans, we thought we’d do a poll honoring some of the fashion choices we saw on the red carpet.

Barrett Long Shows Off Penis Mold, Penis (NSFW)

Barrett Long DildoOn the eve of the GayVNs, we stopped by Auto Erotica in the Castro, where the horsehung pornstar Grin-and-Barrett Long presided over a collection of his hypoallergenic, dishwasher-safe “replicocks.” Then he showed us the original.

‘Bruno’ Gets NC-17 Rating for Butt Sex

Sacha Baron Cohen's 'Bruno' Gets NC-17Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno — which seems like it’s been in production for, like, *years* now — is facing an audience-killing NC-17 rating because of a scene which “appears” to have full-on butt sex on camera.

GayVN 2009: Pics from Inside the Castro

GayVN 2009 Red CarpetThe 2009 GayVN Awards show itself was like many awards shows, with a few memorably funny moments, some long speeches, some short speeches, and a heaping tablespoon of filler.

Michael Lucas vs. Brent Corrigan: The Timeline

Michael Lucas Battles With Brent CorriganWhen Michael Lucas rushed the GayVN stage to denounce Brent Corrigan, we did not predict that things would escalate to include accusations, intimations, an altercation and at least one arrest. Below, we attempt to navigate the sea of allegations from two very different sides of one crazy fucking story.

2009 GayVN Awards: The Big Winners

2009 GayVN Awards WinnersRicky Sinz, Brent Corrigan and Logan McCree were the big winners tonight, leaving the Castro Theatre ceremony with multiple awards each. And to nobody’s surprise, epic snuff film To the Last Man took home the Best Picture.

UPDATED – GayVN Awards 2009: The Red Carpet Fashion! Glamour! Gay-lebrities!

GayVN 2009 Red Carpet GalleryIt was arguably as Oscar-ish as the gay porn Oscars have ever been tonight at the Castro Theatre, and The Sword was on the red carpet catching all the (mostly) clothed porn stars and hosts Margaret Cho and Alec Mapa on their way in (co-host Janice Dickinson eschewed photogs because we gather she’s developed an allergy to flashbulbs).

The Sword’s Live Coverage of the 2009 GayVN Awards

2008 GayVN Polaroid of Damien Crosse, Diesel Washington and Barrett Long

UPDATE: In case you missed our live stream (detailed below), here’s are links to our post-show GayVN 2008 Coverage:

1. The GayVN Red Carpet!
2. Pics from the Awards Show
3. More Pics of Friday’s Tailgate Parties in the Castro
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The Porn Star Brunch with Tim and Roma
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The Michael Lucas/Brent Corrigan Feud Blow-By-Blow
6.
The Complete Guide to the 2009 GayVN Winners

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For the 2009 GayVN Awards, The Sword will be your men on the ground exhaustively documenting every last second of the shitshow at the Castro Theatre, and we’ll also be covering the show LIVE.

Porn Star Madness at the Tim & Roma Brunch

Tim & Roma Pre-GayVN BrunchPorn Stars were treated to a glitzy brunch of beer and protein powder this morning at an industry affair hosted by NakedSword CEO Tim Valenti and Satanic Nun Sister Roma.

Amateur Porn Star Stabs Four People to Death

Gay Porn Star MurderScott Abbott, who performed as “Joe” in solo jerk-off videos for an amateur porn site called Southern Strokes, was charged earlier this month for four counts of capital murder after stabbing his four former roommates to death.

Porn Insiders Make Predictions For the GayVNs

2009 GayVN Awards PredictionsAs we approach the Oscars of gay porn, we asked some key industry types to look into their big, hairy crystal balls and give us their unvarnished predictions on what to expect. A porn star, a director, a publicist, a studio head and a judge all spoke anonymously — and candidly. Here’s what they said.

British Kid Paints 60ft Cock on His Parents’ Roof

British teen paints penis on parents roofCheeky British teen Rory McInnes, shortly after watching a documentary about Google Earth, decided to paint an enormous penis on his parent’s new roof so that the world could appreciate his brilliance via satellite imagery.

‘Rupaul’s Drag Race’ Reupped for Second Season

Rupaul Re-Upped for Second Season Not a huge surprise, given that it’s the only good thing Logo has ever done since its inception, but the executives there have seen fit to renew our favorite show Rupaul’s Drag Race for a second season.

Pharrell Williams Will Dance For Food

Pharell Dances for Food at McDonald'sHip hop mogul and the producer of Britney’s I’m a Slave 4 U demonstrates that he is a slave 4 Big Macs when, during a layover at a Paris airport, he attempted to charm McDonald’s employees into opening early. It didn’t work.

So A Fag Walks Into A Sports Bar…

ABC Gay Bashing Undercover ReportWhat happens when two gay lovers unleash their nelly furor on an unsuspecting neighborhood bar in New Jersey? GayBC News went undercover to find out. But their experiment had one fatal flaw.

Professor Ties AIDS to Manscaping Trend

Waxing blamed on AIDS-era pornThe reason your mom got a Brazilian wax has its roots in a fear of AIDS, or so says a researcher at Elizabethtown University in Pennsylvania.

Craigslist Hook-Up Ends in Grisly Stabbing Murder

Craigslist Murderer ConfessesA 47-year-old Brooklyn man posted a Craigslist ad offering $60 in exchange for a violent, BDSM hook-up. A straight teenager responded, went to the man’s home and fatally stabbed him 50 times.

Chicago Gay Bars Declare War on Women

Chicago Gay Bar Bans Bachelorette PartiesA Chicago gay bar has barred women from throwing bachelorette parties there. Another charges women twice as much as men to enter. In screechy high-pitched voices, while trying to cut in line for the bathroom, women are calling foul.

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