Weekend Party Roundup: May 1 – 3
It’s spring, and the boys are ready to come out and play with each other dressed in fewer layers than last month.
April 2009
VIDEO: The Sword’s Original Productions
We do our best here at The Sword to bring you content you don’t see on Logo, or Bravo or even on public access.
Dore Alley Street Fair Faces Extinction Because Gay People Are Perverts
Police are planning to crack down on public sex this year at San Francisco’s beloved summer parade of cow-skin and foreskin, according the Bay Area Reporter.
Limited Edition Set of Designer Coke Spoons to Be Unveiled in SF
Designer Ken Courtney of Ju$t Another Rich Kid recently commissioned a group of fellow fashion designers to craft gold and silver coke spoons that would bear their signatures and be sold in limited edition sets of 5.
Trailer Trash: ‘Julie & Julia’ Starring Meryl Streep
We know every fag in fagdom is going to be running to see this flick in which Meryl Streep does a spot-on impression of Julia Child and Amy Adams plays a chick flick heroine trying to master every recipe in Child’s opus, Mastering the Art of French Cooking.
Diesel Washington to Start His Own Porn Studio
Could Diesel be next in line, after colleagues like Jake Deckard, Michael Lucas, Jason Ridge, Brent Corrigan, Barrett Long and Damien & Francesco, to break out of being a model and start his own porn studio?
Davey Wavey Vlogs, Twitters About How Hot Craigslist Killer Is
We apologize in advance, but because we continue to love to hate this guy, we’re going ahead with spreading his YouTube-based idiocy in the name of Mean Girl-style chuckles.
We Want to Give Mason Wyler’s Brain a Rimjob
After reading Mason Wyler’s latest blog posts, our desire to shove a Pakistani ball gag in his mouth while we fuck him has been transformed into a desire to give him a high five. While we fuck him.
Our 10 Favorite Porn Star Twitterings
Bret Wolfe is in love with the Swifter Duster, Tony Buff is in love with shit and Kameron Scott wants to curl up and die.
Chi Chi Larue Hospitalized After Surgery Complications
Drag queen portrepreneur Chi Chi Larue was hospitalized this past week for routine gall bladder surgery which, as she puts it “kind of turned into a nightmare and one of the most hellish weeks I’ve ever had in my life.”
EXCLUSIVE: Drag Racer Tammie Brown Speaks to The Sword
OMG guys! We totally just did a live telephone interview with our favorite drag queen of 2009 Tammie Brown, who first won our hearts way back when we only knew her from a few photos for her Rupaul’s Drag Race audition profile.
Park In Netherlands Adds “Beware of Gays Cruising” Signs
A park outside Amsterdam recently added some helpful signage to warn families that around certain corners and behind many bushes they are likely to find men having sex with each other.
Mormon Missionary Calendar Converts Men of the Cloth into Men of the Cum Rag
Men in suits, men on bikes and pale, corruptible mid-western boys: these are a few of our favorite things.
New Version of Firefox Browser Has ‘Porn Mode’
The new version of Firefox, available for download now in a beta version, has a new Private Browsing setting that has been nicknamed “Porn Mode.”
The Sword’s Gay Pride / Shame Spiral Begins Anew
It’s a complicated time of year for us, when folks start dusting off their rainbow beads and Don’t Panic t-shirts in preparation for their local Gay Pride hootenanny, and we start getting a twitch in our mouths somewhere between a fake smile and a cringe.
Sites We Love: Hot Prison Pals
Hot Prison Pals is an important site that fosters pen pal connections between perverts and prisoners, allowing you to reach out to your incarcerated neighbors in need — based on their looks. Find a hot prisoner friend today!
Pakistani Brothers Build Underground Fetish Gear Empire, Fight Against Muslim Backlash
The soiled rubber sheets on your dungeon bag were made in Pakistan, apparently. Today’s New York Times talks to two brothers whose successful fetish gear business defies their country’s religious fanatacism.
It’s clearly Miss California Carrie Prejean Parties With Amanda Lepore
Miss California Carrie Prejean — who doesn’t like gay marriage and we don’t particularly give a shit because, well, neither do we — once partied with transsexual icon Amanda Lepore.
Will Someone Tell Starlets To Stop Calling Themselves Trannys?
We mentioned before that Lady Gaga thinks she looks like a tranny in photos, and now more starlets like Blake Lively and Megan Fox have followed suit.
Is Collin O’Neal Trying To Spread Swine Flu?
Porn star and director Collin O’Neal, who’s made his name with his self-produced World of Men series, can not stop getting on planes.
Trailer Trash: Falcon’s ‘Trainer’ Will Make You Feel Fat, Skinny
A fuck flick that’s set in a gym? What will Falcon think of next! Kidding. With superstar fucktoy Ty Colt on center stage, Falcon doesn’t need any gimmicks. We’d watch paint dry on this 21-year-old Polish-American newcomer.
Torso of the Week: Zachary Quinto
You may know Zachary Quinto as Sylar on Heroes, or as the gay Iranian friend Sasan from So NoTORIous, and soon many more shall know him as Spock in J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek, being released in a couple weeks.
The Craigslist Killer Liked Dick, Too
It turns out that Craigslist Killer Philip Markoff enjoyed his sex and murder salad with a side of dick dressing. Fundies everywhere are rejoicing.
‘Mr. Panama’ Stripped of Title Because He Stripped For Sean Cody
The very heterosexual winner of a very gay Mr. Panama beauty pageant had to turn in his sash last week after contest organizers discovered his amateur porn past.
Thirteen Trannies, Patti LaBelle and One Fake Pirate: Pics from Miami Pride
Alas, another season of homosexual pride (and more than occasional product promotion) has begun, and streaming into our inboxes and RSS feeds we find pictures of every blessed minute from every effing city in the land.
Miss Piggy Detained at U.S./Mexico Border
As the entire universe loses their mind believing they’re about to be wiped out by a completely treatable new flu virus — two readily available anti-virals are said to work, you just need to get to the doctor fast — we’d like to point you to this little piece of satire about everyone’s favorite Muppet swine.
Francois Sagat Pops a Hollywoodie With a Speaking Role in ‘Saw VI’
François Sagat has lent his muscley French wiles to the latest installment of the Saw horror movie franchise. The beloved Titan porn star plays a heterosexual drug addict. Do we detect a slight stench of Oscar in the air?
Bea Arthur and Madame Sing “A Good Man Is Hard to Find” ca. 1980
Concluding The Sword’s memorial coverage of comedy icon and shoulder pad aficionado Bea Arthur, we offer this little duet between Bea and a certain saucy puppet voiced by major flamer Wayland Flowers.
Trailer Trash: Lucas Entertainment’s ‘Wall Street’
Michael Lucas’ latest opus, Wall Street, sets the fuck fest right in the heart of the economic crisis: the world of banking, finance and twinks who like to screw while tossing around lots of cash.
Driving Miss Arthur: A Fag Assistant’s Harrowing Tale
Of all our favorite Bea Arthur stories, none beats this one from our unabashed correspondent Matt Siegel who once had the dubious honor of driving Miss Arthur to an interview with dragon lady producer Maxine Lapidus.
Sites We Love: Texts From Last Night
Sometimes the greatest pleasures in life are the simplest: the taste of coffee in the morning, the shape of a lover’s chin, or the txt your bff sent you at 3AM that says, simply, “I just made out with a guy for $7.”
Embeddable Code for Wolf Hudson’s Naked Jacko Tribute
Below, the code for embedding this clip on your site:
Tony Buff Has Watersporting Accident
In addition to being a hot and slightly scary porn star (our favorite kind), Tony Buff is an avid sex fiend in his off hours, and he recently had a small accident involving watersports.
Casting Call for Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 2!
Listen up, queens!: Our favorite show and Logo’s single biggest hit to date, Rupaul’s Drag Race (which is co-produced by the brilliant folks over at World of Wonder) is starting casting for their new season!
Photo of the Day: François Sagat Goes to the Supermarket
… or is it ‘Zupermarket’? We assume François titled this photo as such because he’s in Berlin. After the jump, a couple of recent offerings from the porn superstar’s blog.
Behind the Scenes With Raging Stallion, We Learn that Logan McCree is an Alien
On the set of Raging Stallion’s latest fuck flick, The Visitor directed by Tony DiMarco, GayVN Performer of the Year Logan McCree speaks Klingon with a German accent, and Gaza Stripper Conner Habib talks about his own alien encounters.
Someone Scrawls ‘U R Gay’ On A Minnesota Frathouse, Andy Towle Reports On It
The gay blogosphere has taken a break from crucifying a juvenile, irrelevant beauty pageant queen and turned its attention to a juvenile, irrelevant college vandal. We’d cry “Hate Crime!” too if we could only speak through our yawn.
What to Do If Your Penis Breaks
Have you ever had someone ride your dick so hard that it broke? We haven’t. But it happens!