Phew! It has been a long season of non-stop fellating, boozing and drugging in the gay porn industry, but things are finally winding down. And we at The Sword wanted to make sure none of you missed a minute of our tireless coverage of all the porn awards that have made the first half of 2009 as rough on our livers as it has been.
The new HBO original series Hung, which premieres on June 28 at 10PM, follows the story of Ray Drecker, a high school basketball coach who decides to fall back on his enormous manhood in order to change his fortune and fate.
We’re on Francois Sagat overload this week, but now we have pics of him and Tony Ward, naked and blood-spattered, from an art opening in L.A. that serves almost as a teaser for the film.
Here’s the full documentary of Porn Stars in Love, which accompanies Raging Stallion’s just-released fuck flick of the same name.
Newlywed he-man Francesco D’Macho was, like, so bitchy to Nick Moretti at a 2006 party!
It’s Jay Leno’s swan song tonight, and the gays of America will likely be too busy getting drunk or getting high to care.
It may look like bukkake, but we think it’s just milk.
Just a couple weeks ago in Idaho, there was a conference for fundies to gather and discuss the damages of porn on the fabric of American culture.
Speaking to a reporter from behind a glass wall in jail, 22-year-old Zuriel Rush says that he feels “guilty” for infecting a bunch of guys but that the first-degree assault charges brought against him are “unfair.”
Duh duh duh… It’s the very final installment of Hairbox Thrillers!
David Mason held court at IML to show off the fruits of his spandex loom, but Sister Roma seemed more interested in the fruits of David’s well-documented protein shake obsession. Below, the Slick It Up designer speaks to our furry porn star correspondent, Steve Cruz.
Get your gay party hats on — and by that we mean condoms. It’s another big homosexual weekend around the nation, and the world.
If you’re like us, you’re unable to enter a gym without being stoned out of your mind, yet you’re also tired of smoke ingestion cramping your style on the treadmill.
Oakland-based queer-core band The Younger Lovers bring a welcome rawness to the realm of “gay music,” whatever that may mean to you.
Returning to our ever-familiar hooker beat, The Sword looks today at the blog Hooker Boy Health, in which the anonymous porn star/rentboy blogger talks about the pain of coming out of the hooker closet.
It’s a new day in America, gentlemen and ladygays, and not only can homos take each other to prom (in certain liberal cities), but a flaming queen can achieve the dream of generations of queens before him and be voted prom queen by his peers.
Are you sick and tired of bleaching and douching? Well luckily for you, a rising movement of decorative buttplugs will train your fuckbuddy’s eye onto your gorgeous anal jewelry and away from that engorged hemmorhoid you can’t seem to get rid of.
Following on the success of Dieux du Stade, there are now several dozen calendars out there featuring buff rugby players, soccer players and firemen posing nearly naked for charity.
In a new profile by the pervs at GQ, Levi Johnston — Alaska’s coverboy and the official sperm donor of the Republican Party — demonstrates why abstinence is sometimes simply not an option.
Director and porn star Collin O’Neal announced today that he’s leaving the business due to the preponderance of free porn.
At the Leathermart this past weekend, during International Mr. Leather weekend in Chicago, there was this latex cube thing that the boys could climb in, they’d suck out all the air, and voila: instant boy cube.
In a survey of Craigslist ads in 10 American cities, The Sword has found that New Yorkers were most willing to top, while Houston — home of proud fuck-slut Mason Wyler — had the most bottoms.
A new revelation in gay gaming today: Rockstar games is going to release a new episode of Grand Theft Auto IV this fall called “The Ballad of Gay Tony.”
In cities all over yesterday, in the aftermath of the Prop 8 decision, trannies took to the streets alongside their out-of-drag brethren to protest the shit out of this unfortunate ruling.
The Seattle Liquor Board is trying to shut down The Eagle after an agent took a photo of a patron’s exposed penis. In response, genius columnist Dan Savage is launching a campaign to photograph bar penis after bar penis to demonstrate the extent of the problem. Your move, Liquor Board.
You may remember him from his guest appearance on Bravo’s Workout, but now COLT man Gage Weston appears on A&E’s new reality show Obsessed, trying to help his obsessive-compulsive boyfriend Scott through exposure therapy.
This year’s summer blockbusters are lining up for your air-conditioned viewing pleasure, and The Sword is wondering aloud what you, dear reader, are itching to see most.
Gear designer and master blogger David Mason embalmed Francois Sagat in spandex, giving the universal cock-muse a chance to display his confusingly perfect ass while complaining about how he doesn’t get fucked enough.
At the Leathermart fair during International Mr. Leather weekend in Chicago, The Sword came across a man in a chastity belt. Yes, a real chastity belt, with a lock.
Our favorite porn star supercouple took a break from drinking ejaculate for their latest movie, 30 Loads of Facials, to get married in a teary, intimate Madrid wedding. If Prop 8 getting upheld didn’t already ruin your day, then these pictures of the happier-than-you newlyweds surely will.
This 23-year-old, half-Puerto Rican, jaw-dropping hottie hails from Fort Lauderdale and we would like to put out the call, right now, to any gay porn casting directors with money to throw at him, that we think he could one day be the next gay-for-pay sensation.
For International Mr. Leather Weekend, a diverse coalition of leather fans converged at the Chicago Hilton, then retreated to their hotel rooms alone, curled up with their laptops and began writing really fucked up Craigslist posts. Our favorites below.
This segment is from last weekend, but assuming you aren’t an elderly person who watches 60 Minutes, perhaps you missed it. (Apologies: We can’t seem to shut off the AutoPlay.)
Rumi Missabu, one of the last remaining Cockettes, still performs and tours the world as The Cockettes’ official archivist.
A consumer ministry in Germany found trace amounts of cocaine in Red Bull Cola and German retailers this weekend began pulling the drink off of shelves.
In one honorary Grabby prize we haven’t mentioned yet, Erik Rhodes took home Best Lube Job, or Best Lubed, or something to that effect, for his honorable work taking Francois’ fist up his ass in Prague for Falcon’s upcoming flick Ringside.
And yeah, it’s been upheld.
With shifts in the gay industry press, the Grabbys may soon be the only gay porn awards in town. And if they continue to be as exciting as this year’s, we don’t think anyone will complain.
While everyone else was passed out on GHB, The Sword dutifully recorded every grunt and groan of the 2009 Grabby Awards this past weekend in Chicago.