Meet the Bicepy Bar Owner Who’s Dicking Anderson Cooper’s Alabaster Man-Cunt
On second thought, with muscles like those, Anderson’s new boyfriend is definitely the bottom. Pictures below.
October 2009
The L.A. Zombie Trailer, And Also Whether It’s Ethical To Fuck a Zombie
You’ve seen the teaser. Now watch the full-length trailer.
Brian Kenny’s Teenage Werewolf Workout
Bryan Kenny — the official go-go boy of New York City (or is that Cory Koons?) — has turned into a health-conscious teenage werewolf, and he’d like to show you what that looks like.
[NSFW] Tim & Roma On the Set of Arabesque 2
A half-black man, several tan white dudes, a Lebanese man, hoardes of latinos and a Turk gathered in a strange Arabian land far, far away in Northern California and had sex with each other for Raging Stallion’s upcoming Middle-Eastern fuck flick, Arabesque 2.
After 10 Years In Prison, Bobby Rail Is Ready to Get Fucked
The last time Bobby Rail was a free man, the New York skyline was still intact and homosexuals were still hooking up on AOL. In his first interview, the obscenely fuckable porn newcomer talks to The Sword about jail, escort work and fucking Derek Hartley.
When Nipples Bleed
I’m not sure whether to be grossed out by this or whether to be *really* grossed out by this. Or whether to be turned on. A Flickr gallery is dedicated to what happens when marathon runners’ nipples stop being polite, and start getting real.
Tommy Defendi Will Suck Your Cock, Blood
Fleshjack has scored a marketing coup with its fangy new cock recepticle, and the fuck train will only continue to chug along with this new photo shoot featuring Tommy Defendi and newcomer Bobby Rail.
Rockabilly Songs From The Man Who Blew America
Damon Dogg is another porn star musician to add to your collection. The spooge-gargling cocksucker for Treasure Island Media’s Damon Blows America series also headlines a hilbilly rock band called The Jack Spade Trio.
Hooker Blog of The Month: Suburban Rentboy
He fucked an “old, stinky, wrinkly” man he met online because sometimes it’s hard to say no at the door. Driving home, he decided that the next time he fucked a gross old man, he was going to get paid.
‘Dieux Du Stade’ Rugby Team Owner Is So Superficial
I thought that “rugby” was the name of a modeling agency, but apparently it’s a sport too. Some people are therefore angry that the owner of the world’s hottest rugby team, France Stade, is accused of recruiting hot players over talented players for the benefit of the team’s annual man meat calendar.
[NSFW] Jeremy Bilding’s Ab Workout Secret
Question: Why don’t you have rock hard abs like Jeremy Bilding does? Answer: You are not fucking enough twinks on hammocks.
Children’s Physics Game Gives Birth to Masturbating Avatar
Fantastic Contraption is an educational game that allows you to create virtual machines out of various wheels, gears and support structures. It was only a matter of time before a chronic masturbator crashed the party. Science is fun!
[NSFW] Girls’ Lust For Life: The Hardcore Gay Edit
The low-fi indie rock band Girls debuted their first album (called ‘Album’) to slobbering reviews and a slew of cool kid fans. One of those cool kids has leaked an exclusive re-edit of Girls’ most popular video to The Sword, and it contains ladygay cock.
Aiden Shaw Takes His New Book Out For a Walk
Aiden Shaw has written a book for the seventh time. Sordid Truth comes out in November. Below, the iconic porn star attempts to convince some strangers to read it.
In His Free Time, Dean Flynn Enjoys Masturbating
Titan exclusives Marco Blaze and Dean Flynn talk to each other about life and stuff.
Derek Da Silva: ‘If You’re Going to Set Someone On Fire, Have a Wet Towel Ready’
In a new interview, the BDSM porn star talks about why he’s more ‘queer’ than ‘gay,’ barebacking in the leather community and why you shouldn’t try this at home.
Fleshjack Blowjob Tip: Lots of Teeth
2009 will be remembered as the year everyone who was famous died, and it will also be remembered as the year of the vampire. Here’s Fleshjack with a fangy new prosthetic mouth to fuck. It’s name is Count Cockula.
Halloween Costumes That Are Better Than A Boy Scout
You’re going to have to do better than “Balloon Boy” to impress people this Halloween, so take a look at some conceptual costume ideas that your blacked-out Halloween one-night stand will just love.
Pretending to Read in Public While Shirtless Is So 24 Years Ago
During the summers of ’84 and ’85, Doug Ischar captured some pretty pictures of Chicago gays lounging beach-side in various states of pre-coitus. In a new exhibition called Marginal Waters, he’s unveiling his images for the first time.
A Sword World Premiere: The L.A. Zombie Teaser
I told Owen Hawk that I would post videos of him singing karaoke unless he gave me the exclusive on L.A. Zombie. So enjoy the teaser below. Skull-fucking is the new skull-fucking, people.
Stupid Bitch Falsely Accuses Homo of Sexual Assault
A waitress who didn’t realize her boss was gay accused him of trying to rape her, and now she’s going to jail. I say that’s not enough, and propose that a woman who falsely accuses a gay man of sexually assaulting her deserves to be sentenced to an actual raping.
Daxx Reed, Fisting Porn Star, Has Died
Marco Berry, who performed as a fisting bottom in multiple big studio titles as Daxx Reed a few years ago, died on Tuesday, The Sword is sad to announce.
You Just Hit On a Cop, Now Go to Jail
A law against hitting on people in public places was declared unconstitutional two decades ago, but New York City cops are still using the stupid, defunct law to target, intimidate and arrest thousands of randy daddies.
A Telenovela Starring Damien, Francesco and A Palm Full of Cum
Watch as the fire between two men flickers and dims in the face of that tell-tale sign of a love betrayed: a handful of someone else’s ejaculatory fluid.
Race Cooper Would Just Love to Punch Some Honkie Prostate
The porn star Race Cooper was initially hesitant to partake in Chi Chi LaRue’s newest black-on-white gangbang movie, but after a fruitful discussion with Chi Chi, he has decided to go ahead and fuck that white boy.
The Hard-Gore Trailer: Raging Stallion’s ‘Focus/Refocus’
Last week, a Raging Stallion employee leaked a girsly murder scene clip from its upcoming feature, Focus/Refocus. Commenters freaked out, porn fans discussed whether cumming on a dead man’s face constitutes necrophilia, and now I have your first look at the trailer.
Lycraman Loves Hugging Men, Fabric
The shephard of “a worldwide lycra brotherhood,” Lycraman is the type of thick and tall mountaineer / accountant / author of romantic fiction that you’re likely to run into “in the neighboring forest.”
Update: BUTT Magazine Hates Me Now
I wrote a mean article about BUTT, and the editor just emailed me suggesting that I’m a shithead, which totally made me feel like a shithead. So I apologized and sent him my cock pic.
A Musical Tribute to XTube, In The Key of RuPaul
An XTube fan has collected all his favorite cockteases for a musical montage. The winner (pictured) appears for one second at 2:05.
Do Not Give This Fat Man Your Sperm Samples
Dozens of young men thought they were donating their sperm for stem cell research, but they were actually donating their sperm to the esophogus of an ugly freak perv.
BUTT Magazine Is A Porno Curator Now
A sleazy gay hotel (update: not sleazy! not sleazy!) asked Butt Magazine to curate its VOD gay porn collection. Butt Magazine was like, “Okay!” and now the hotel’s database contains bunny ear orgies, 3-D cumshots and at least one tranny mangina. What ever happened to firefighters and locker rooms?
Sorry I Almost Got You Fired, Dominik Rider
Did my “reporting” last week cost Dominik Rider a job? Steve Cruz was going to hire Dominik for a porno until he read The Sword and learned that Dominik was getting all barebacky. Now Dominik might get fired. Oops.
Pierre Fitch Went Rock Climbing
He’s French Canadian, he’s hot, and “if you come to [his] house and start shitting on [his] cock then [he] never want[s] to see you again.”
Two Homos You Forgot Existed Have Called Each Other Fat
Dan Renzi, who in the last century found fame as the token gay on Real World: Miami, has waged a valiant Facebook battle against Derek Hartley, the sweater gay behind Siruis Radio’s Derek and Romaine Show. They call each other fat, it’s pretty intense.
Snubbed by Big Studios, Dominik Rider Returns to His First Love: Bareback Porn
Complaining that “an exclusive contract has never been offered to me and at this point it probably never will,” Dominik Rider announced that he was retiring months ago. But then he came up with a better idea. If studios were going to shun him for his bareback past, he’d go back to performing raw.
Nick Moretti Is Surrounded By Dead Animals
Months after he stomped a rat to death, the hairy BDSM fuck stud has discovered that “is almost impossible to hand feed baby finches without accidentally killing them.” So true.
Get Off Taylor Lautner’s Cock Right Now, Taylor Swift, You Little Fucking Bitch
You’re doing a great job riding Taylor Lautner’s underage peen, Taylor Swift, and I’mma let you finish, but The Sword has one of the biggest black dildos OF ALL TIME!
This Leather Daddy Might Be Your Next Mayor
A month ago, a member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors announced that he’s running for mayor. Since then he’s met with the anti-gay Jamaican singer Buju Banton and attended a porn party wearing head-to-toe leather. Below, we ask Bevan Dufty where he buys his gear.
Anticipation Before Sex Scene: A Study
In his latest pilgrimage to the Assholey Land for the filming of Inside Israel, Michael Lucas captured Jonathan Agassi experiencing the wonderful moment when you realize that you’re actually about to fuck a person who you really want to fuck.