Here's a wading pool of masturbation fodder care of Grady Sizemore, the 27-year-old Center Fielder for the Cleveland Indians. His Playboy Playmate girlfriend apparently leaked these delightful iPhone self-portraits, which make me want to cry and black out.
"Nelson Troy was released from his C1R contract some time ago to pursue other ventures," Jason Curious tells me. More specifically, Nelson is pursuing bareback double penetration. Former Titan Man Chad Manning is taking it raw now too.
In 76 BC, an Ancient Roman named Catullus wrote a poem in Latin that begins, "I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats, / yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!"
A British 26-year-old has been sentenced to three and a half years for impersonating a police officer in cruisy parks and threatening to out closeted married men unless they ponied up hundreds of dollars.
A new hanky code iPhone app is trying to inject the language of retro cruising into the fuck-speak of web 2.0 hookups. The old-schoolers behind the new app are desperate for an alternative to Craigslist, but I would argue that slutty gays have outgrown the hankie code for good.
Pierre Fitch threw a big house party this weekend. By the next morning, the DJ booth was in shambles on the floor, the cat was found in a cupboard and Pierre's boyfriend had no idea why his ass was covered in bloody cuts and bruises.
The upcoming 'Dad Takes a Fishing Trip' has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.
It's still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this 'Insider' preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces "full-on," is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.
"Tumblr Is For Faggots" is an authoritative collection of juvenile, offensive, awesome internet memes -- think lolcats, only instead of cats it's rapists, handicapped people, wife-beaters and racial slurs. The reason I'm writing about it is that the site's blogger is hot.
A couple things I don't get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.
Mason Wyler has declared war against his former fuck buddy, the porn star Zane from ChaosMen, with a torrent of damning accusations that include anal drug smuggling, violent racism and being a bad conversationalist.
He-man porn star Matthew Rush filmed a PSA a Washington, D.C., safer sex program. You're not supposed to open condom wrappers with your teeth? How the fuck else am I supposed to get inside a tiny plastic square that's covered in lube?
I am too hungover right now to adequately describe this latest pouty, emo video from Treasure Island Media's Ryan Sullivan, which begins with talk about HIV and coach sex and ends in a melodramatic, incestuous kiss.
[UPDATE] At a Palm Springs screening of their new Ace Hotel porno curation, BUTT Magazine asked a roomful of artfully disheveled fags to remove their flannel shirts and vintage Levi's to show off their asses, toned and buff from all that single-gear bicycle riding.
Scott Herman made a video to ask everyone a question: "Why do gay clubs have such better music than straight clubs?" Good question, Scott! And the answer is that it's because you should shut the fuck up and squeeze, really squeeze, my dick with your sphincter.
[UPDATED] Two years ago, twink porn star Aaron Tyler renounced bareback porn and accused bareback producers of exploitating young men into having unsafe sex. But now he's gone back to bareback for two raw amateur titles that were just released.
Before Boy George there was an even girlier boy prototype in the form of a certain tranny punk British teenager who hid an 11-inch sharpei of a fuckstick beneath the dresses he wore to school. Everything changed when he realized that he was too hot not to be a boy.
For a year he bared his six pack abs. Now Malachi Marx is spilling his guts. The day after the Randy Blue fuck slut and upscale escort announced his retirement, he spoke to The Sword about shoving a chiquita banana up a man's ass for $2,000.
I've already introduced you to Ryan and John, two estranged brothers who were reunited when they joined Treasure Island Media -- Ryan as a camera man, John as a bottom boy fuck slut. A new behind-the-scenes video reveals more of their (fake?) drama.
If you can put a dick in your mouth, then you can gargle man-batter. Right? Still, tonsil-dunking in gay porn is woefully rare, especially compared to the guzzle-happy whores in straight porn. Here's a guide to help you separate the cum-soaked wheat from the bone-dry chaff.
Fredrick Ford and his hot dick, "Mr. Big," quit gay porn a few years ago to make music. Three of his tracks have made the Billboard charts since then, and this just-released music video is lovely -- plus, the song doesn't suck!
I once heard a gay man recall the bar scene in the early 90s by saying, "They weren't called 'bears' back then. They were just called fat." The director of a new self-preening documentary called BearWorld would not think that joke was very funny.