November 2009

A Baseball Player’s Bulge Provides Proof That God Exists

Here’s a wading pool of masturbation fodder care of Grady Sizemore, the 27-year-old Center Fielder for the Cleveland Indians. His Playboy Playmate girlfriend apparently leaked these delightful iPhone self-portraits, which make me want to cry and black out.

When Big Studio Stars Go Bareback

“Nelson Troy was released from his C1R contract some time ago to pursue other ventures,” Jason Curious tells me. More specifically, Nelson is pursuing bareback double penetration. Former Titan Man Chad Manning is taking it raw now too.

Tony & Samuel Search For The Cambodia Gold’s Gym

Porn star couple Tony Aziz & Samuel Colt have gone to Southeast Asia to spread a more global awareness of how hot they are. Stops along the way: a tiger cage, a phallic museum and the bar.

Meet David Geffen’s Hot Little Fuckbitch

L.A. media mogul and multi-billionaire David Geffen brought his young hot boyfriend to the state dinner at the White House last night. Let’s look at his body.

When In Ancient Rome, Skull-Fuck a Faggot

In 76 BC, an Ancient Roman named Catullus wrote a poem in Latin that begins, “I’m gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats, / yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!”

Man Jailed For Blackmailing Cruisy Homos

A British 26-year-old has been sentenced to three and a half years for impersonating a police officer in cruisy parks and threatening to out closeted married men unless they ponied up hundreds of dollars.

Are You Buying the Hankie Code Resurrection?

A new hanky code iPhone app is trying to inject the language of retro cruising into the fuck-speak of web 2.0 hookups. The old-schoolers behind the new app are desperate for an alternative to Craigslist, but I would argue that slutty gays have outgrown the hankie code for good.

Pierre Fitch Lost His Cat, But Then He Found It

gay porn star pierre fitch interviewPierre Fitch threw a big house party this weekend. By the next morning, the DJ booth was in shambles on the floor, the cat was found in a cupboard and Pierre’s boyfriend had no idea why his ass was covered in bloody cuts and bruises.

For Joe Gage, The Generations Will Fuck

The upcoming ‘Dad Takes a Fishing Trip’ has all the trappings of a Joe Gage classic: organic plot-to-cumshot progression, intergenerational dick worship, he-men in working class gear and the unconsummated whiffs of father-son incest. Trailer below.

The First Footage Of Levi Johnston’s Shoot

It’s still not clear whether Levi has unearthed his Alaskan pipeline, but this ‘Insider’ preview has some comepelling moose flesh footage nonetheless. As a side note, the newscaster, who mispronounces “full-on,” is woefully ignorant of porno parlance.

Hot Man Writes Blog

“Tumblr Is For Faggots” is an authoritative collection of juvenile, offensive, awesome internet memes — think lolcats, only instead of cats it’s rapists, handicapped people, wife-beaters and racial slurs. The reason I’m writing about it is that the site’s blogger is hot.

A Bravo Reality Contestant’s Porn Star Past

A hot straight porn star named Jean Valjean has gone from cooking cum pussy custard in a string of straight pornos to cooking high-stakes meals on Bravo’s newest reality show, Chef Academy.

[NSFW] Getting Prince Alberty With Jasun Mark

A couple things I don’t get about Prince Alberts: they subject you to a lifetime of pissing in double streams, and sucking on a pierced dick means gagging on a piece of dangling metal. But pornographer Jasun Mark wants to dispell the P.A. confusion with this fun hardcore how-to guide.

Sin and Suction at Mr. International Rubber 2010

Watch out, Miss America, because there’s another pageant in town, and its contestants are even sluttier than yours. Here are some pictures of homoesexuals being depraved at last week’s MIR 2010.

Mason Wyler Fucked A Porn Star Who Was Allegedly Super Mean

Mason Wyler has declared war against his former fuck buddy, the porn star Zane from ChaosMen, with a torrent of damning accusations that include anal drug smuggling, violent racism and being a bad conversationalist.

[NSFW] ‘How To Wear A Condom’ By Matthew Rush

He-man porn star Matthew Rush filmed a PSA a Washington, D.C., safer sex program. You’re not supposed to open condom wrappers with your teeth? How the fuck else am I supposed to get inside a tiny plastic square that’s covered in lube?

Naor Tal, Jonathan Agassi And a Roof In Israel

In this behind-the-scenes footage from the set of Inside Israel, two of Lucas Entertainment’s hottest new gay porn stars show off their mazels in public, attracting a small and confused crowd.

Cool People Have Asses Too

alessio romero butt[UPDATE] At a Palm Springs screening of their new Ace Hotel porno curation, BUTT Magazine asked a roomful of artfully disheveled fags to remove their flannel shirts and vintage Levi’s to show off their asses, toned and buff from all that single-gear bicycle riding.

It’s Okay To Molest A Straight Man

Here’s a scientific experiment in which a hot straight man walks around softly touching and groping other straight men in order to see how they’ll react. (This video is amazing; watch it.)

Sesame Street Muppet Infected With HIV

An Poz muppet named Kami, who appears on South Africa’s Sesame Street and who just debuted in America, is sending Pat Buchanan into convulsions.

Absence Makes The Cock Grow Longer

The latest guru of an art fad called “erased porn” is Stephen Irwin, notable for being the only person in history to blow off a BUTT Magazine interview. Here are some of his fun little artworks.

Scott Herman Likes The Faggot Music

Scott Herman made a video to ask everyone a question: “Why do gay clubs have such better music than straight clubs?” Good question, Scott! And the answer is that it’s because you should shut the fuck up and squeeze, really squeeze, my dick with your sphincter.

Safe Sex Poster Boy Is Barebacking Again

[UPDATED] Two years ago, twink porn star Aaron Tyler renounced bareback porn and accused bareback producers of exploitating young men into having unsafe sex. But now he’s gone back to bareback for two raw amateur titles that were just released.

[Exclusive] Aiden Shaw’s Tranny Punk Past

Before Boy George there was an even girlier boy prototype in the form of a certain tranny punk British teenager who hid an 11-inch sharpei of a fuckstick beneath the dresses he wore to school. Everything changed when he realized that he was too hot not to be a boy.

Craigslist Anthropoly and The 6.5’c Top

So I was just looking for dick on Craigslist because it’s a slow news day, and look what I found! “News!” It’s a top with a 6.5 inch dick who would like to fuck you, and who has something to say.

Poz Guys Are Like Terrorists, Sez Michigan

A man who got into a biting bitch fight with his neighbor faces 25 years in prison because he has HIV, which counts as “a harmful device” under Michigan’s felony terrorism law.

Zeb Atlas Killed The Radio Star

Your favorite he-man portrays the leading man in Peraly Gates’ schmaltzy new music video. There are roses, staircase banisters and a business presentation.

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