January 2010

The Leatherman Revolution Has Begun

It’s official. Leatherman title contests as we know them are dead. In a couple weeks, I’ll announce what one new kink collective has in store. But first, enjoy this must-read obituary of the leather scene written by one of its most honored members

Penis Acting With Jeremy Bilding

I will not be making a ‘To pee or not to pee’ pun right now, even if it is fully within my rights to do so.

Mormon Porn Stars, Jewish Porn Stars

Three’s a trend, and I’ve got four of each! Which cumshot honoree wears a yarmulke off-camera? Which porn star wears sacred undergarments as fetish gear?

Gay Porn Fans Should Support ‘Don’t Ask Don’t Tell’

Obama vowed to repeal DADT last night, cruelly robbing the gay porn industry of some of its brightest would-be future stars. Last night, for example, Ryan Raz that walked away from a career in the Air Force years ago, largely because of DADT.

Mike Diamond Submits Himself To Charity

I despise Peta. Comparing goldfish to cats? Goat over-crowding to Holocaust victims? Peta’s almost as bad as GLAAD. But their latest collaboration with Mike Diamond has left me pretty touched.

Web Series About Urologists Who Love Their Jobs

Here’s the new trailer for the 6-months-and-running series called — wait for it — “Gay’s Anatomy.” In the first episode below, meet three fags — the self-fingering baker, the sad smiley guy and the hot cokehead alcoholic — whom we all know, or may even be.

The Night Chi Chi Wooed Steven Daigle

Well, well, looky here and watch some history get made. I just dug up this video The Sword captured of Scott Tanner and Steven Daigle talking porno possibilities during Folsom Weekend in San Francisco. 

Sexual Education: Awwwk-waaard

Below, a list of The Sword’s two favorite bizarre sex ed videos from another blog’s list of 10 bizarre sex ed videos.

Skim Milk Fashion Model, Naked in a Bathtub

Well here’s something art-like. It’s a video that comes from photographer Bell Soto and features the OxyContin-chic high-fashion model Dan Felton. He’s British.

eHarmony Forced To Pay My Lesbian Roommate $4,000

Last night, eHarmony settled a class-action suit brought by 100 or so scorned gays, including my roommate. I’m glad bitch got paid, but I fear what comes next. Are we going to start banging down the doors of shitty straight bars? Requiring bathhouses to carry tampons? Suing dudes who reject us?

Sir-Chasing Pale Boy Blog of the Month

It’s difficult to pontificate and entertain at the same time, but a certain hot sub skank named Ben In Leather Land pulls it off with earnest posts about mentorship, cum, pain, hypno-play and learning the ropes.

Ken Ryker’s Back! But As A Masseur Or A ‘Masseur’?

The gay porn legend is now available for “fan appreciation meetings,” as David Forest calls them. That means prostitution, right? Anyway, welcome back, Ken! You’ll never say you’re gay but I’ll never stop loving your face, voice, body and cock.

A Video That Is Not Very Hot To Me

Thanks to David Mason for finding this oral worm creature gangbang video, and for introducing it thusly:

Im happy that this was made, hurray for them. Im all for kookery, it gets people over their weirdo sex rules and subsequent self hatred.. MAYBE… BUT dont come for me personally in that get up because those glasses serve us CARRIE DONOVAN and fierce does not mix with sex for me, I need them FAR REMOVED.

A commenter points out the best part: the sound of frantic buckle-fastening and key-jangling in the background while the placated, cummy serpent eats an apple.

Fetish Kookery of the Day: delights in the garden of eden (House of Vader)


Francois, Breasts, Come On, What’s Not To Love

He chokes a bitch, caresses his pecs like they’re boobs and flings his legs like he’s wearing heels. Naked female ahead, but that’s okay if you’re like me, and occasionally watch straight porn to see straight dudes’s dicks touch.

Tristan Jaxx & Tristan Phoenix: The Breakup Sex

Tristan Jaxx has invited his fans to watch the last time he and ex-boyfriend, Tristan Phoenix, had sex. Here’s the trailer for the former couple’s new hardcore scene for Suite703.com, filmed just before the couple broke up.

Click here for The Sword’s prior coverage of the Tristans’ break-up, and visit Suite 703 to watch what Tristan Jaxx described on his blog as “the last time I will have sex with Tristan Phoenix.

UPDATE: Annoying. Looks like the embed code isn’t working. Here’s the direct link for the trailer.

R.I.P. Active Duty’s Randy

The gay porn community lost another loved performer late last week when Randy, the hung, versatile Active Duty performer, died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Video tribute is below.

Big Brother’s Steven Daigle Is A Porn Star Now

The latest fuck-toy to emerge from the ‘Big Brother’ cattle farm is Steven Daigle. The Texan gent, who has a fondness for 10 gallon cowboy hats and excavated manholes, will make his debut for an upcoming Channel 1 feature.

Your First Look: ‘Derec’s Dilemma’

Derec Stone, aka Kellan Lutz’s womb-mate, stars in this new production from Edward James. In the video below, Ty Colt fucks a twink with, um, rather interesting hair.

Separated at Girth: Derec Stone & Kellan Lutz

Big-dicked porn star Derec Stone and Twilight actor Kellan Lutz, who also just signed on to become the new fuck-me face of Calvin Klein, look like they came out of the same vadge-hole. Evidence after the jump.

[NSFW] The Penis of Jesus Luz

Here’s a raw outtake from the W Magazine photoshoot where Madonna met Jesus. You can tell it’s a raw outtake because Madonna looks like shit and Jesus’ uncut dick is out.

Sperm Cells Are Not Down With OPP

New research shows that when a skanky female deer mouse has been flooded with sperm from multiple sources, one male’s sperm cells will clump together and form cliques, snubbing the other males’ sperm cells. Semen is magic.

Moving Across The Flo’: A Study

A college professor conducted a sciencey study that he thinks will help you dance in a more sexually desirable fashion.

‘Toolbox’ By Titan: Lots of Dick, Lots of Ass

Two of my favorite newcomers right now are David Anthony, because he has a perfect dick, and JR Matthews, because he can give himself a blowjob while getting plowed with a ribbed black dildo. Below, the two Titan exclusives show us that which they were given by their mommas.

Watch Toolbox online at Titan Men

UPDATE: Corbin Fisher Sues Porn Star for Over $1 Million

UPDATE: Looks like I got it wrong. The escort site is getting sued and so is the porn star. Corbin Fisher’s attorney explains it in the comments below, but what he doesn’t explain is why Corbin Fisher is asking for such a ridiculous sum of money.

Jeremy Bilding Just Wants a Bed Partner

At the AVN Expo in Las Vegas, Jeremy Bilding spoke to NakedSword about why the gay-for-haters are silly and why sex is preferable to masturbation.

How To Not Spill Your Poppers

Hint: It involves a sippy cup. The how-to video is below, along with the latest in poppers fasion.

[NSFW] Pretty, Pretty Polaroids

Attila Richard Lukacs is a Canadian painter with a fondness for skinheads and cadets. His new book displays 1,200 polaroids that he’s taken over the years to serve as referents and studies for his paintings. Here’s a preview.

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