March 2010

[NSFW] The Depraved Doodlings Of A Porn Director

Liam Cole is the mild-mannered British man behind some of Treasure Island Media’s most notorious pornos. In his spare time, he creates filthy illustrations that are kind of amazing. A sampling is below.

Bel Ami’s ‘Biggest Cast Ever’ Math Checks Out

Bel Ami penetrated the Guiness Book of Whored Records this week after wrapping its $400,000, 3-week-long, 27-model-strong porn shoot in South Africa. Gay porn orgy scientists have confirmed that it’s the biggest gay porn orgy in history.

Lucky Daniels Goes Round And Round

Here’s a mesmerizing clip of a porn star dancing like a homosexual. Is fagging out the new butching it up? Because Lucky is dancing like a flaming plum tart in this video and my penis is still all-systems-go.

NOH8 Parody Takes A Shit On Adam Bouska

For too long, Adam Bouska’s NOH8 campaign has allowed famewhores in need of new high-contrast Facebook pictures to pretend they’re activists without doing jack shit. And speaking of shit, meet my newest favorite campaign: DEFEC8.

The Gay Equality Org That’s Too Precious For Porn

GLIDE stands for Gays and Lesbians Initiating Dialogue For Equality, and by "equality" they mean "crusty, menopausal labia." The Los Angeles-based charity fired one of its most valuable volunteers this week for the sole, absurd reason that he once appeared in a porno.

Why Hello, Ricky Martin, We’ve Been Expecting You

There have been some false alarms, but now the source is from Ricky Martin himself. "Hoy acepto mi homosexualidad," he just wrote on his offical blog. "Today I accept my homosexuality." Welcome, Ricky. Have a seat.

Your First Look: The Peters Twins Fuck Bobby Clark

One of my Slavic sources leaked this as-yet-unreleased trailer for The Peters Twins’ latest scene. I’ve always been hesitant to use the "Want a footrub?" pick-up line, but Bobby Clark really pulls it off. Maybe the trick is to be hot? Anyway, the scene debuts tomorrow at Bel Ami.

 

Getting Levi’s Johnson: The Trailer

Who would have thought that an Alaskan hockey player with a large black bodyguard would make for the perfect gay porn parody? Here’s Jet Set Men’s long-awaited trailer.

Fabulis Puts The ‘Retarded’ In ‘Fucking Retarded’

<ISome starfuckers from LA have raised over half a million dollars for a site that ranks popularity. And surprise! The "Top 25 most fabulis gay men" includes the douchebag founders, their boyfriends, the TV execs they’re pitching shows to and the Hollywood gays they’d love to do lunch with.

Joe Oppedisano Hawks Cum-Rags In Mid-Town

The hooker slut porn star photographer threw a dirty photo shoot paty in Manhattan this week to promote his first-ever T-shirt line. But the best thing about all of this is Joe’s blog post about burrito santorum.

Herpes To Human: ‘Please Be More of a Slut’

You already knew that sluts tend to get herpes, but did you know that having herpes might make you act even sluttier? Some scientists speculate that the virus heightens sexual cravings and sensations in order to spread to more hosts.

Wilfried Knight Gets Fucked

Here’s a clip from Lucas Entertainment’s Auditions 11, in which hairy muscle and smooth muscle combine to produce something masturbatable-to. Watch it here.

Man Dies Falling Down Bathhouse Stairs

If The Sword doesn’t cover the "died in a bathhouse" news beat, then who will? Here’s a picture of the stairwell at Sydney’s largest bathhouse, Sydney City Steam, where a man succombed to head injuries and passed away early this morning.

Drunk Man Cuddle-Rapes Straight Man

Frank Fontana was asleep in bed when he noticed there was someone else lying there, touching his leg. "Is that you?" asked, calling out his girlfriend’s name. "No," a deep male voice answered. "It’s not."

Czech, Please

A new doc short explores the question: Why are the Czech boys such ripe fodder for fuck flicks? (Spoiler alert: it’s because they’re cheap and slutty.)
 

[NSFW] ‘Thanks For Looking At My Cock!”

Craig is a 25-year-old whose hobby is taking high-res close-up photographs of his cock, replete with foreskin and a urethra that’s been split in half by an old Prince Albert piercing.

Prosecutors Deem HIV A ‘Deadly Weapon’

A 49-year-old Texan man is accused of having sex with a 15-year-old boy he met on Myspace. Whe prosecutors learned that the man was HIV positive, they upgraded his charges to assault with a deadly weapon.

Johnny Hazzard Dances For Strange Onlookers

Seriously; one of them is wearing a fanny pack. But as much as I enjoy making fun of Splash Bar in NYC, the place does have a knack for booking rare appearances from A-list porn stars.

The 2010 Hookies

With three medallions, Gio from New York City was the big winner at Friday night’s 3rd Annual Escort Awards. Below is the list of winners, along with some pictures for you to look at.

Gus Mattox Is Among Those ‘The Advocate’ Stiffed

A week after the folding of Unzipped Magazine comes news that Out Magazine and The Advocate have a payment problem. Regent Media’s publishing arm has had gangrene for a while now, and it looks like it might be time for an amputation.

Watch the Jarics Fuck Lately?

Here they are, bumping wedding rings in Falcon’s Morning Wood. Obsessive previous Jaric coverage here, here, here, here and here.

Watch the full movie here.

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This New Equality Campaign Is Fucking Retarded

The new gay activism is mutual masturbation. LA photographers get to expand their portfolios, former reality TV stars get flattering pictures of their biceps, and everyone gets to pretend that they’re saving the world.

Massive Pitbull Raid Dismantles Shady Porn Shop

U.S. Air Marshalls, accompanied by a rep from thug porn studio Pitbull Productions, reportedly seized a shitload of counterfeit materials from a Greenwich Village porn shop, including 10,000 pirated DVDs.

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