April 2010

The German Porn Star Who Cut Off His Foreskin

Lars Svenson — bareback porn star and the owner of Raw Riders Studio – opted for adult circumcision. Below, Lars tells me about excruciating erections and his upcoming dick-warming party. Also there’s a picture you shouldn’t look at.

Trading In Natalie Portman For A Large Black Man

Devendra Banhart is a musician who once dated Natalie Portman for a while. He’s also one of the cool kids, which means that the next big trends may well be homosexual blood play and man cuddling.

Gus Mattox, His Accordion and His Body

Gus Mattox has brought his one-stud show to L.A. to teach us that inside every muscle top there lives a musical theater queen. With cameos from Chi Chi LaRue, Jason Sechrest and Jayden Grey.

Jean Franko In The Morning

I’m so obsessed with Jean Franko that I’d watch a clip of him brushing his teeth. Anyway, here’s a clip of Jean Franko brushing his teeth.

Federal Judge Sides With The Cruisy Cock Fiends

For 20 years, the NYPD has been wielding a defunct and unconstitutional anti-cruising law against innocent gay men. This week, a federal judge announced that these police officers are assholes, and that homos deserve to cruise in peace.

When Cherub-Faced Teenagers Kill

Here’s a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.

Stop Pissing People Off, Diesel Washington

The jackhammer top porn star went crazy on that boozy supermodel who tried to suck a cop’s dick a few months ago. But at least Diesel took a picture right before the supermodel stopped speaking to him.

A New Place To Read About Jason Sechrest’s Diet

Jason Curious, agent to the porn stars, has given his site a make-over. Give him a visit to read some chronicles of drunk porn star sightings, industry news, Tori Amos music videos (?) and Jason’s Weight Watchers progress.

The Hard-On-Warming Story of Gareth Thomas

You’ve probably heard about that gay rugby player from Wales, but a new in-depth profile from Sports Illustrated is as inspiring as it is boner-inducing. A cuddle-fuck with him is what I want.

Did A Mormon Hacker Dismantle MormonBoyz.com?

The new porn site dedicated to Latter Day Taints was taken down over the weekend, and the rattled owner says the hacker attack originated out of Salt Lake City, Utah.

Can’t Stop Watching Haze Porn

Here are a few more screengrabs from my new favorite amateur porn site: HazeHim.com. The quickest way to a fratboy’s hard-on is through his hard-on.

Click here to watch full-length movies at HazeHim.com

 

‘One Two Three Four; I Declare A Race War’

Bill In Exile is one of my favorite blogs, and yes, I still love the man who writes it, even though he thinks it’s okay to call dark-skinned black people "blurple" and doesn’t think his black readers should be upset that he only fucks white guys.

Fisting!

With RJ Danvers.

The movie is Raging Stallion’s Fistpack 26: Code Red Asshole Emergency; watch it here.

In My Mouth Now Taylor Lautner

More pictures have surfaced showing the outline of Taylor’s lautner through his pants. Let’s look.

Go To Afghanistan, Fuck A Boy Hooker

With the Taliban out of power, an ancient Afghani tradition has reemerged. It’s called Bacha Bazi, or "boy play," and it would be hot if the boys weren’t as young as 11 and routinely bought, sold and murdered.

Trailer: “I Want Your Love”

After you watch the trailer below, you can visit NakedSword to watch the full-length scene, for free, of Travis Mathews’ one-of-a-kind haute cinema biker fag porn on NakedSword.

The Semen Odor Did Him In

A middle school teacher was charged with indecent exposure because he jerked off in an empty, locked classroom. But it’s the janitor running around sniffing discarded cum rags who seems a lot more indecent to me.

‘Thrust’ From Titan

In Titan’s latest fuck flick: a copy machine repairman, a man in a suit, a jogger on the beach. They all fuck.

Heard of Ziegenbock Kopf? Me Neither

Even Google has barely heard of them, but apparently they’re a faux faux gay German band, and this music video for a song called Men’s room makes me want to order a poppers cran, splash of lime, and go hang out in a bathroom stall.

Jeremy Bilding Regurgitates The HIV Conversation

Jeremy Bilding wrote a blog post this week attempting to reconcile his views on the opposing condom policies in straight porn and gay porn. It’s a conversation we’ve all had before, so let’s have it again.

Aden & Jordan Jaric Break-Up Shocker

Breaking: The Jarics have just confirmed that their 5-year relationship — along with 2 years of on-screen monogamous ass-fuckery — is over. According to Facebook, at least 5 people "like this."

Fashion Spreads Are The New Ass Spreads

The shoes are reportedly for sale, but how about that dude in the kennel? I’ve never been into fashion, but that was before fashion magazines stopped featuring clothes.

[NSFW] Drawn to Craigslist

Reply To This Post is the name of a fun new art project that makes me feel all empty and sad and aroused.

‘Text, Lies & Video’ From Randy Blue

Here’s the trailer for Randy Blue’s latest fuck flick, which debuts May 11th. Dallas Evans is a cop in this one, which I’m okay with.

 

Wentworth Miller Got Kind Of Fat

The "a celebrity is now fat" beat is one of my favorites, so thanks, Wentworth! Also, pretty impressive jewfro for a gentile.

An Old Man, A Twink, and A Twink

If I were to lead gay porn reform, the first order of business would be more scenes that combine disparate types: thugs with preppy boys, muscle bears with emo sluts and, as in the case of this clip, old men with twinks.

The movie is Daddy Hunt Vol. 1, from Pantheon Productions; you can watch it here.

 

Reichen Lehmhhmhkuhl On ‘Gay Housewives’

Thought he was clean, but looks like Reichen Lehmkuhl is taking another hit off the reality show crack-pipe. The former Amazing Race contestant and his equally hot and muscular boyfriend — I like my life, I like my life — will be on your television soon.

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