June 2010

In just over a year, the big-dicked, big-muscled porn star has become an even bigger-dicked, bigger-muscled porn star. If this is what going to the gym does to your body, maybe I should start going?

The controversial ginger power bottom shocked the industry when he threw a cherry tomato at talent manager Fabscout Howard during a Grabby’s lunch in Chicago, but Riley Price’s latest stunt is perhaps taking things too far: He’s not the bottom in a new Randy Blue scene.

At the Twin Cities Pride in Minnesota, Log Cabin Republicans passed out condoms promoting offshore drilling, calling it a “great way to be in the spirit of pride.” What a great way to be assholes.

And by “boyfriend” I mean the most beautiful guy in the world who doesn’t even know I’m alive :(

Celebrity Couples news, you guys! Just kidding. Brent Corrigan and Jennifer Love Hewitt aren’t a couple. Actually, Brent Corrigan and Jennifer Love Hewitt are partners in a new vajazzling business!

I think this is what they call “pushing the envelope.”

It’s been seven years since A&F released one of their quarterly catalogs. These were so controversial, in the past! Will all the naked men (and women) still offend you?

If you buy 50 and staple them all together, it’s just like having the magazine back.

Porn stars..they’re just like us! They have moms.

James St. James goes to clubs every single night, plays with boys’ asses, interviews people, drinks like a fish, and he’s literally 100 years old. How does he do it? Is he a wizard? I’m jealous.

Next to the printing press and maybe the Booty Pop, The iPhone is the greatest invention of all time. Did you know they have made 4 different kinds of The iPhone? It’s true. And in honor of Gay Pride, The Sword is giving all 4 of them away, for free.

The porn star and the singer have been flirting on Twitter, but has their mutual adoration extended beyond the 140-character sexting website into real life? Let’s cull through their tweets and find out, you guys!

Cody Kyler, the first white model signed to an exclusive contract with Flava Works, is saying goodbye to the ethnic studio and starting a new career. Why is Cody Kyler so racist?

Welcome to The Sword: Your new home for Disney songs that have been dubbed into absolutely filthy cougar sex anthems. Please enjoy the music.

Even if you’re not going to be in West Hollywood on Wednesday, June 23rd, wouldn’t you like to know what some of the biggest porn stars in the whole entire world are going to be doing there, in the gay bars?

I’m gonna tread lightly on this one you guys, because a) Jeremy Bilding’s a nice person, and b) who am I to judge someone for drinking too much?

Do you think they’ve fucked?

Let’s see…uhhh…anything “funny” I need to type about this video? No. Blogging is so easy, thanks to ascot-wearing ex-gays with lisps!

As famous for being pretty as he is for retiring and un-retiring from porn, Malachi Marx appeared at ‘Cocktails With The Stars’ in WeHo last week, but it was a certain tranny who stole the show (and Malachi’s underwear).

What happens when Randy Blue’s most prolific models/YouTube sensations finally join forces in a video? Lots of muscles and overacting, of course. Also, God is a big fag.

Sean Cody has been criticized for not using enough ethnic models, but a former model for the online amateur site would like you to know that they’re not just racist, they’re homophobic, too!

First he was a reality star, then he was a porn star, and now, according to his agent David Forest, Steven Daigle is adding escorting to his repertoire.

If you read Mason Wyler’s blog (which he hasn’t updated in two months, so I doubt anyone does anymore), you might have heard of his roommate, Porter Wescott. If you like blond jock porn stars, you know who Cameron Marshall is. Well, they’re boyfriends now. Just look at them making out.

After twenty months of writing about porn stars and gloryholes, I’m leaving The Sword to pursue other opportunities at the California Office of Unemployment.

In what surely must qualify as a violation of his parole, Patrick Bateman was no-sooner released from prison as he was back escorting with a profile on Rentboy.com. Maybe …

Putting his illustrious career as a gay porn star who never actually had sex with men behind him, Mark Dalton moves to the next phase of his career as a meatslab: Professional Bodybuilder.