March 2011

‘Assassin’:Guns, Dicks, Music, And A Caged Bird

Take some of the most well-endowed men in gay porn, the most gorgeous videography I’ve seen this year, a song that sounds like something Ark Music Factory might have produced, wash it down with a brooding glass of botox, and you’ve got the beautiful yet eardrum slaughtering music video for Michael Lucas’ Assassin that–sorry Ari Gold–is best watched with the …

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Jesse Santana Boxes, Dances

Thanks to the photo fairy Rolling Blackouts, here are pictures of one of my favorite pretend boyfriends, gay porn star Jesse Santana, who is in various forms of undress at his day job where he dances at a bar, at nighttime.

The Hysterectomy Of Buck Angel

The trans performer has always said there was no reason to remove his uterus, but after developing an infection, it was time to say goodbye to his lady parts.

Avi Dar Is Naked

The hot Israeli porn star known for getting fucked in Michael Lucas movies is all by his hot self in these pictures.

‘The Daily Show’ Comes To Mr. S Leather

In a segment set to air tomorrow night, Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones visits popular leather store Mr. S to find out what San Francisco’s leather gays are up to.

A Junior Stellano-Brad Star Flip-Fuck

The best way to enjoy Brad Star has always been when he’s bottoming, and I can declare this instance of Brad bottoming, from Assassins, Brad’s best bottoming scene of the year. And the best way to enjoy Junior Stellano is when he’s doing pretty much anything at all. Video below.

Chip Tanner Enlists New Partner For “Gender Equality” Video

In a bold and risky move, Chip Tanner has transitioned from producing “Dancing For Gender Equality” videos to producing “Exercising For Gender Equality” videos. The gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females dancing in barely-there booty shorts has been replaced with gyrating hips and nearly exposed genitalia choreographed to females exercising in barely-there leotards. Also replaced: Reese Rideout.

Exclusive: Here’s What Dawson Riley Looks Like Today

Those photos of comeback kid Dawson Riley in firefighter gear and wielding an axe are so two years ago. Thanks to an “acquaintance” of Dawson’s who emailed me, here’s what the proud papa looks like today.

THE TEN Most Perfect, PRETTIEST PENISES IN GAY PORN

Whenever a list is made, there are bound to be omissions. But, people love lists! And people love cocks! Here then is The Sword’s completely subjective list of the top ten prettiest penises in gay porn currently being inserted into assholes.

The Black Spark Is Coming To a town near you

He (they?) hasn’t released a new video in weeks. Instead, Black Spark is teasing a nationwide tour where the masked Xtube auteur will have dinner with you and maybe have sex with you?

Jealous Of A Pool Ball

That’s Brad Star’s hand after just inserting a pool ball between Donny Wright’s butt cheeks. I would like to be that pool ball.

Watch It With The Sound Off: Cazwell’s “Get My Money Back”

Remember “Ice Cream Truck” and the men from that video? The follow-up video from Cazwell, with similarly masturbatory men that is less about ice cream and more about getting one’s money back, is called “Get My Money Back.” Who took the money, and why won’t they give it back? Also, monkey hats.

‘Smut Capital’ Premiering At Tribeca Film Festival

Mike Stabile’s (the original editor of this website!) historical look at San Francisco’s contribution to porn and gay culture will be screened at the Tribeca Film Festival next month. If you’re in New York, you should go! If you’re not in New York, sorry. Here are some clips from the documentary.

Look At All These Hookers At The Hookies

Last night at the 2011 International Escort Awards–more fondly (and accurately) known as “The Hookies”–Rafael Alencar pissed in an audience member’s mouth, trannies got drunk, and your favorite (or least favorite!) gay porn star escorts won awards. Highlights and a partial list of winners below.

Marcus Mojo Comes To Golden Gate

Golden Gate’s third episode launched today, which means the solos and behind-the-scenes exclusive are up now, and the hardcore duo goes live next Friday. In it, Marcus Mojo is the top! Guess who the bottom is?

Fratmen’s Cease And Desist Notice To The Sword

By now you’ve already seen the images showing The Real World’s Dustin Zito having oral and anal gay sex on Fratmen.tv and Fratpad.com, where he performed under the name Spencer. If you haven’t, too late! I had to pull them. Here’s why.

Guess The Bulge

Who’s the porn star about to bust out of his briefs? I’ll let you know when I reveal his brand new images later this afternoon. In the meantime, any guesses? UPDATE: Surprise! It’s Donny Wright. And he’s been a dirty boy! His full photo set is below.

Was ‘The Real World’s’ Dustin Zito Underage When Fratmen Filmed Him Having Gay Sex?

Fratmen’s bewildering antics of pulling gay sex scenes starring The Real World’s Dustin Zito and threatening bloggers with copyright claims just keep getting bewilderinger! How bewildering? Fratmen is now demanding that bloggers pull images of Dustin Zito/Spencer’s gay sex because he may have been underage when the content was produced.

“I’m Gay, I’m A Bottom, I Love Taking It Up The Butt”

Porn star Jake Lyons, known for lawsuits and candy, mostly, keeps the lovable crazy train going in a bizarre interview with Next Door Studios. Below, he professes his love for huge dicks, amethyst mining in Arkansas, and cruises. And while all the dicks he rides have to be “at least seven inches,” the Lollipop Twink also says that “size doesn’t …

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When Old Men Masturbate

Need a break from hunky and handsome well-hung muscle studs who shoot big loads all over their rippling abs? Well then, you’ve come to the right place. Join me, won’t you?

It’s The Blatino Awards, Everybody!

Two gay porn awards announcements in two days? Yes, two. But unlike the Grabbys, the Blatinos know how to spell people’s names! (Unless you consider “Phat Daddy” misspelled.) This year’s honorees at the 5th Annual Blatino Oasis Erotica Awards include Sarge, Hot Rod, Dream, the aforementioned Phat Daddy, and–sorry haters–Diesel Washington.

I Almost Forgot That Chip Tanner Was Hot

I think I’ve paid more attention to Chip Tanner’s odd, thought provoking, and sometimes disgusting YouTube clips than I have his ass, and that’s just not right. Today, I’m reminded of what’s really important (i.e., Chip Tanner’s ass) in this latest Randy Blue scene. Video and photo preview below.

Real World’s Dustin Zito (a.k.a. Fratmen’s Spencer) Had Lots Of Hardcore Gay Sex, But MTV Doesn’t Want You To See It

Since last week’s premiere of MTV’s The Real World, videos of Dustin Zito/”Spencer” having hardcore oral–and anal!–gay sex have been quietly removed from both Fratmen.tv and Fratpad.com. And in the past 48 hours, multiple gay porn bloggers have been asked to remove promotional images of Dustin Zito/”Spencer” engaged in gay sex. Here then are promotional images of Dustin Zito/”Spencer” engaged …

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And The 2011 Grabby Nominees Are…Everyone!

If you had anything to do with gay porn in 2009, 2010, or 2011, congratulations! You’ve been nominated for a 2011 Grabby Award. The big show is on May 28th in Chicago, and here are the nominations.

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