Despite hating everything (including myself) so much of the time, I really did have a fun year! And that’s mainly because of you. Thank you for reading, for commenting, for agreeing, and especially for disagreeing. Here are some of the things I wrote about that I liked and some of the things that I typed that I’m not entirely embarrassed …
The Corbin Fisher guys rarely talk, so I’m happy Connor—arguably the site’s most popular (and hottest) model—agreed to close out the year with me in this exclusive interview. For a big, blond, jackhammering, power topping (and bottoming) porn actor, he’s surprisingly well-spoken!
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A trouble-making tipster has pointed me to the Flirt4Free bio and recorded video page of a defunct profile belonging to “Owen Emerson,” a.k.a. Mick Lovell! Let the Mick Lovell controversy begin??
This ridiculously fat yet curiously short cock belongs to Randy Blue’s Hayden Clark, and based on this photography, I think this is one of the most interesting thickness-to-length proportioned cocks I have even seen.
I’m not gonna play favorites or reveal who I absolutely loathe (you know who you are) among my peers in the adult blogging world. So instead, a list of the ten best non-porn blogs and bloggers of 2k11.
It’s been a couple months, but my favorite XTube performer in sunglasses is back, and today he delivers one of his famous hands-free cum shots.
One of amateur powerhouse (and recent dabbler in bareback porn) Sean Cody’s most prolific and popular models used to be fat.
…or this really is his first time having gay sex. Today is his big hardcore debut, and unlike other studios that drag things out for months, Bel Ami goes straight to the sex (including bottoming) with their angelic and donkey-dicked beauty, Mick Lovell.
It’s apparently his real voice, which is kind of weirding me out. Instead of sexy, swarthy Italian accent, we get cheesy Vegas lounge act. Not that it really matters what your singing voice sounds like when you look like Dario Beck. In case you need a more explicit reminder:
I’ve watched a lot of gay porn in 2k11, but there has been one scene this year that I just haven’t been able to finish.
TLA’s offensive and insane “What Would Sandusky Watch?” promotion (screen-grabbed above) had been running over the long holiday weekend, but this morning the entire page has been replaced with an editor’s note that includes one of those famous non-apology apologies.
…is a Kris Evans cum shot, is it not? Above, Kris Evans’ interpretation of the Christmas classic “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” leaves Kevin Warhol splattered in holiday cheer. Our lord and savior Jesus Christ would be so proud! [Bel Ami: Kris Evans Fucks Kevin Warhol; video via GayPornBlog]
First of all: Tranny. Tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny. And let’s be clear: Tranny. Tranny. Trannies. Tranny = A man in a dress looking like a hot mess. A fun drag queen. A crazy, messy drag queen. A fierce bitch. A term of endearment used as slang for a female impersonator. Tranny tranny tranny.
The fact that I’m asking that question and the fact that I’m about to re-purpose a bunch of other people’s pictures and call it a “blog post” should tell you that either a) I really do hate myself, or b) I wrote this days ago and scheduled it to go live now due to the “slow news day” before a …
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One well-hung and crazy redhead, a few gay-for-pay hunky robots, a former hot bareback superstar, and Anthony Romero round out Next Door Studios’ “Holiday Orgy.” Uhh, holiday orgy? As if the homophobia rumors you guys spread in the comments weren’t bad enough, now NextDoor has taken the Christ out of Christmas.
You’ve seen them together and having sex, but here is gay porn’s newest power couple doing something a little more modest. Modeling underwear.
Over that awful upcoming ABC sitcom, “Work It.” (Trailer above.) I can objectively say that “Work It” is awful having not even seen a full episode, because, uh, hello. But can you take out a full page ad in Variety demanding that ABC pull the show from its schedule if you haven’t even seen a full episode? GLAAD thinks it …
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Well, it’s his big day! Mick Lovell’s first full scene is up now on Bel Ami, and having just watched it in full, I can tell you that it’s even more masturbatable to than I could have ever imagined, but I’m at work right now! I am going home immediately. But first…
…It’s such a great and important event to me, since i was a little kid. My grandfather has his birthday on the 24th of dec, so, when i was little, i used to spend xmas with all my family (incl cousins, uncles and aunts), so we all gathered for a great, beautiful and delicious dinner, and at midnight, all the …
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The Sword is happy to declare that “Wild” (or “Wilde,” depending on who’s doing the spelling) is now among the most popular gay porn star last names of all time. It’s the “Smith” of gay porn! The most recent is Ryan Wild of NextDoorMale (left), but here is a list of all the famous Wild(e)s who have cum before him:
Kevin DuJan is a gay political blogger who is semi-famous for peddling phony stories about Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel frequenting a gay Chicago bathhouse, but in his spare time he enjoys watching videos of muscular black men ejaculating in shopping malls. After he watches these videos, it takes him nearly 3000(!) words to say that these muscular black men …
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All Jesse Santana wanted to do was share the news that he had taken his mom to Chick-fil-A, but instead he’s spent the past 24 hours fending off vicious Twitter users accusing the big-dicked power bottom of contributing to anti-gay organizations. Can’t a gay porn star and his mom eat fried chicken in peace?
I’ve never seen the show he’s on, but I guess this was a big deal? Gross. And I guess “met” is a bit misleading, since it looks like they never actually did. Good! That mess shouldn’t be allowed within 100 feet of Roma.
Welcome to TheSword.com, or rather, welcome to WhoIsMarcDylanFuckingToday?.com, where today I bring you an exclusive preview of a CockyBoys six-man orgy, starring the man on everyone’s lips, your boyfriend and mine, power bottom and southern gentleman Marc Dylan.
…of last week’s gay porn trivia contest and The Sword’s 2011 Gay Porn Star Couple of the Year are in. First, the contest winners:
Which gay porn stars brought the most search engine traffic to The Sword in 2011? The top 40 famous names are below.
He’s so grown up!! When did his voice get so manly?? I H8 the worthless NoH8 campaign, but Sean/Brent looks cute, so this is fine. Also, I’m feeling schizophrenic (more than usual) referring to him by his porn star name, Brent Corrigan, in one post and his actor name, Sean Paul Lockhart, in another. We need to come up with …
In case you needed more proof that everyone in the world has a better life than you, designer Marc Jacobs and gay porn star Harry Louis are fucking. Oh, sorry, they’re “dating.”
Rather than bore you (though this still might bore some of you) with “best-of” lists from the year in gay porn, why don’t we play a game instead?
Bel Ami just sent out yet another video and yet more photos of Mick Lovell (see the first video here and the first photos here), and this is all just fucking insane.
That’s what someone—a man!—is claiming, in a fun new book full of fun Rick Perry gay sex rumors, written by openly gay former Texas legislator Glen Maxey. The book is a collection of anecdotes and personal accounts, so there really isn’t any “proof” that Perry is gay, but he is, so everything in the book is true.
Says new Lucas Entertainment exclusive Sean Xavier. If by dork he means “person that needs to be inside me,” then yeah, he’s a humongous dork. Two of his old modeling shots, before he signed with Lucas:
“Wax On, Wax Off: Study Reveals Our Intimate Grooming Habits.” Oh? That’s Out’s headline for an article that wants to tell you, presumably a gay male in their demographic, what your body hair should look like, based on a study. Here’s their subheadline:
Uh oh: Aside from having a great body and face, one of the biggest turn-on’s about casting Chris [a.k.a. Marc Dylan] was the extreme passion he had expressed about bareback sex. He not only admitted to losing his virginity when he was younger while having sex without a condom, but he willingly voiced his eagerness to fuck without the use …
“Cody Cummings tops and bottoms with a dude. Did you cover it yet?” That’s a text message I received from a friend last night. It’s worth pointing out that my friend is a big porn fan, and overall a pretty sharp guy. So, this means two things.
