Watch The Cody Cummings Phone Sex Teevee Ad That’s Guaranteed To Get You Off…
..of your couch so that you can change the channel.
January 2012
I Will Pay $175 To Anyone Who Sends Me A Full Nude Shot Of Daniel Garofali With A Hard Cock
Do you want some free money?? I will give you some.
Here Is A Six Minute Video Of Francois Sagat’s Ass
Posing, squatting, and stretching while wearing various spandex outfits, and sometimes wearing nothing.
What Happens If A Sean Cody Model Turns Up HIV-Positive?
Thanks to that awful disclaimer that runs before all of the Sean Cody bareback scenes, we now know what kind of testing a Sean Cody model undergoes before he films his bareback scenes. (We’ve also been given a hypocritical “recommendation” about how to conduct our own sex lives, and I recommend that Sean Cody please stuff it.) But what about …
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How An HIV-Positive Gay Porn Star’s Lie Helped Shape L.A.’s New Condom Law
It happens casually. If you keep repeating something that isn’t true enough times, eventually people just stop bothering to remember that you’re lying. And if what you’re lying about helps set and push a politically popular agenda? Even better.
Cute
Brent Corrigan being cute, at 1:33. It’s for a movie. I don’t know what the movie is supposed to be about, but I really think Brent Corrigan is great in his movies (not just the porn ones), so donate whatever you can.
Jake Andrews Cums On This Guy’s Face, But Then He Goes Back To “Watching The Game”
Underwear model and gay porn star Jake Andrews, who up until now I had envisioned was some sort of sweet and sensitive angel, turns out to be “just like all the other guys.” It’s so typical of most bros, cumming on their bro’s face and then being like, “ugh, get off.” It’s so selfish, disrespectful, and humiliating! It’s so…hot. I …
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“Stop Glitter-Bombing Dan Savage”? Stop Glitter-Bombing Everyone
All this effort in this Queerty article (“OPINION: Stop Glitter-Bombing Dan Savage. He’s Not the Enemy”)—which, just so everyone is clear, has been labeled “OPINION,” but since when is anything on that site not someone’s attempt at having an “opinion”?—to discourage you from glitter-bombing Dan Savage, but not a word about how the act itself, no matter who it’s being …
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Please ID The Two Hot People In These Photos
And no, I’m obviously not talking about the hot people we already know (Jesse Santana and Phillip Aubrey); I want to know more about the two guys making out behind them and fingering them.
Tommy Defendi And Phenix Saint Headline Golden Gate Season Finale
NakedSword’s 4th season of Golden Gate (which was a joint production with Cocky Boys) concludes today, and of course they saved the best for last. And by “the best” I mean “Tommy Defendi is bottoming.”
Here Is Some Video Of Spencer Reed Locking People In A Cage And Dragging Shane Frost Around On A Leash
This is the beginning of the eventual orgy in which humpy powerbottom twunk Shane Frost is gang banged by 37847683 people (just kidding, it’s only 37847682 people) in Hot House’s Pack Attack 5.
Sean Cody Files Its First Copyright Infringement Lawsuits, Seeks Over $18 Million!
Welcome to the party, Sean Cody: Gay filmmaker Sean Cody’s company has filed two porn BitTorrent lawsuits, charging that several collectives shared “Brandon & Pierce Unwrapped” online. [..] With the alleged trading of “Brandon & Pierce Unwrapped,” Cody’s parent company, 808 Holdings LLC, says that two swarms republished and duplicated pirated content on two occasions — Dec. 28 and Dec. …
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Paul Morris’ Photo Captions
They’ve always been floating somewhere between “genuinely earnest” and “kind of melodramatic” (“There is something truly mystical about the space between a man’s legs“), but these new photo captions of porn star Jake Austin from Paul Morris’ Flickr have crossed completely over into “I can’t” territory.
“The Anus Is Not A Vagina”
Cell phones! Diapers! Baseball bats! But what is a “spinxster”?? A North Carolina Pastor named Patrick Wooden tells fellow crazy person Peter LaBarbera about all the things we’re doing (and all the things they both fantasize about).
Rylan From Sean Cody Is Now “Rylan Shaw”
Remember when I asked you to pick a last name for Rylan? Well, either Rylan doesn’t read The Sword or he didn’t like any of the options (it’s probably the former), because instead of any of the names you voted on, he went with “Shaw.” And his first work as Rylan Shaw includes a string of scenes for NextDoorStudios.
The Ten Stupidest Headlines On Stupid Huffington Post Gay Voices
It’s time for another edition, and for the first time ever, I’m including some links and some block quotes, for context!
Look Who’s Here…
Adam Killian, Jesse Santana, Jessie Colter, and Trey Turner drop by the NakedSword offices for a top secret project. Look at their bodies. Now, imagine those bodies are two feet in front of you. Help me. Also:
I Receive An Email
From Active Duty’s Dink Flamingo (seen left, at the 2009 GayVNs), and it’s about his model with the alleged Nazi tattoos. There is an explanation!
“We Still Have A Wonderful Relationship…
…and I love him. We’re not not together…he’s a very special person in my life.” Calvin Klein, dismissing rumors of a break up with his former gay porn star boyfriend Nick Gruber (a.k.a. Aaron Skyline). Were you concerned about them? Relax…they’re fine. More importantly, how incredible are my Photoshop skills?
Is This New Active Duty Model A White Supremacist?
So many of you hate tattoos, but what if you hated tattoos and Hitler? Because here is a new gay porn star with some Hitler tattoos.
Surprise! Chris Crocker Not Doing Gay Porn After All
An interview with Queerty (who better to interview him?) from Sundance, where the documentary about his life just premiered. I haven’t seen the film, but if it’s as compelling as Chris Crocker’s YouTube videos, I still won’t see the film. Skip to 4:20 for the porn dismissal (“I don’t know what’s going on with that…my main focus right now is …
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Two Good Things To Come Out Of The Guys Next Door
Despite that oral orgy scene centered around Stay Puft, there are at least two other Guys Next Door scenes that are not an embarrassment to gay sex, and that’s of course thanks to two of my boyfriends, Paul Wagner Sire and Donny Wright.
Why Don’t The Rosso Boys Just Fuck And Get It Over With?
Liam and Luca Rosso are sort of like Bel Ami’s Peters Twins, except for the fact that they don’t actually fuck each other, and they’re actually physically attractive — and maybe they’re not actually twins?! Here’s their new trailer for Spitting Image.
“Here are ways to help bring a little sexy back home”
Oh, lord. It’s one of those lists that promises to “spice up your love life.” Cosmopolitan has been doing this for women for the past seven thousand years, but here’s the gay version, which is just as obvious and just as boring.
Tim & Roma At The Cybersockets: Sluts, Messes, And Drunks
Yes, I KNOW, these awards were two weeks ago, but do you know how long it takes to edit these clips down to make gay porn stars look articulate and charming? Two weeks.
This Horse Hung Australian Has Ruined My Day
And by “ruined” I mean I can’t get any of my “real” work done because all I want to do all day his search for and watch all of his videos, some of which I’ve embedded below.
Now Sean Cody’s Curtis Is Getting Fucked Bareback, Too
First Calvin and Dennis, then Jamie, and now Curtis—one of my Top 10 Sean Cody Bottoms of all time—gets fucked barebacked. (Look for me in the morgue if you-know-who ever does.) He’s been off and on the site for years (his first scene was in August of 2008; his last was in March of 2011 with Jess), and I guess …
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How About Some Piss And Some Fisting (With Feet)?
Actually, what do you call it when you’re fisting someone with your foot, not your fist? It can’t be called fisting. So…footing? Anyway, here is the hardcore trailer for Jonathan Agassi and Jessie Colter’s new Lucas Raunch scene from Urine Ibiza (get it?) below. Warning: There is a lot of piss. Also: A condom on a foot.
Yes!
Only 34 more to go until it’s gone for good.
Comment Of The Day
In response to other Sword commenters on whether or not he was representing himself poorly by commenting on this post in the first place…
“The hacker discovered a way to log in as another user, impersonate that user, chat and send photos on their behalf.”
Grindr. Hacked: The vulnerabilities are also present in Blendr, the straight version of the app, according to a security expert who said both apps had “no real security” and were “poorly designed.” The founder of the apps, Joel Simkhai, conceded both were vulnerable and he was rushing to release a patch to address the issues. He said he had originally …
Here Is A Better Way To Advertise Underwear
Andrew Christian’s video from last week was objectively awful (and I don’t care how many of you liked it!!), but today I am officially forgiving them for that mess (because I’m sure they were waiting with bated breath for my forgiveness) in light of their new video, which does exactly what it’s supposed to do: Make me want to jerk …
The Top 10 NoH8 Photos To Fap To
Are you too cheap or too poor to pay for gay porn but still need to “bust a nut” with the help of a visual aid? Then here, stroke your fat cock to these sexxxy gay or gay-friendly “celebrities” who posed nearly nude in these fucking GORGEOUS NOH8 photos. Because there’s nothing hotter than blowing a thick, creamy load and …
Look At This Cute Lil’ Guy From Next Door Male
Chad Logan. Cute “all-American” (whatever that even means anymore) face. Cute hard body. Cute thick cock. Cute big balls. Cute bubble butt. Cute! And how tall is he? 4′ 8″?