April 2012

Gay Porn Before & After: Mitchell Rock

On the left, Mitchell Rock (a.k.a. “Shane”) in his first ever gay porn, back in 2003 for RandyBlue. In the middle, Mitchell Rock as a power bottom muscle god in 2010, for C1R. And on the right, Mitchell Rock today for Men.com. His “after” picture is more like his first “before” picture than his second “before” picture, so I guess …

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How Do You Get “Fucked Down”?

Everyone knows what getting “fucked up” means, but I don’t understand what getting “fucked down” means, Raging Stallion. Maybe Jesse Santana can help me understand? (Please, help me, Jesse.)

Power List: The Sword’s Top 50 Most Powerful and Influential People In Gay Porn!

How to measure a person’s power? It starts by having the ability to publish a list on the internet, which automatically makes you the arbiter of who is truly powerful. From there, it’s a mix of personal opinion, who you want to fuck, and who you want to be friends with. These exemplary individuals have managed to influence the way …

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When Did Phillip Aubrey Get So Many Big Muscles?!

I’m not saying that Phillip Aubrey is taking after his musclebound ex-boyfriend Spencer Reed, but it sure looks like Phillip Aubrey is taking after his musclebound ex-boyfriend Spencer Reed.

I Feel I Helped Brent Corrigan Become A Mainstream Actor

If blogs are the key to a performer’s success, I feel that my blog helped Brent Corrigan achieve great success as a mainstream actor, and judging by the PERSONALLY autographed poster he signed for me (above), it’s clear that Brent Corrigan agrees.

Nick Gruber Arraigned In Manhattan; Break-Up With Calvin Klein Confirmed

Here’s Nick Gruber (a.k.a. gay porn star Aaron Skyline/Zeke) at his arraignment yesterday in NYC, and he looks kind of hot? The former gay porn star turned model and Calvin Klein fuck slut was arrested for cocaine possession, resisting arrest, and assaulting a friend–a friend who won’t be pressing charges. The friend, Calvin Swint (what is it with Nick Gruber …

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This Bottom Is Full Of Shit

Here is a story from one gangbang bottom who took 16 loads (many of which were “poz loads”) up his ass in one weekend. He’s lying.

Joe Manganiello, Brent Corrigan, And Joe Jonas Show Off Their Shirtless Coachella Bodies At Coachella

A horribly boring actor, a retired porn star turned actor, and a former twink singer stripped down at Coachella to show off their perfect Coachella bodies. Who was the hottest hunk at Coachella? Joe Manganiello, Sean Paul Lockhart/Brent Corrigan, or Joe Jonas? Will you J/O to the pics of the Joes or the pic of Sean/Brent? Did you see any …

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Next Door Exclusive Brody Wilder Breaches Contract With New Bareback Scene For Rival Studio ChaosMen

Last October, NextDoorStudios proudly announced the signing of a new exclusive model named Brody Wilder, and as reported here at the time, Brody Wilder had a fun past as a hot cum slut named “Nash,” from amateur bareback studio ChaosMen.com. It was nice to see Next Door Studios–which is known for its safe sex advocacy–giving a former bareback model a …

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Even More Of Brady Jensen’s Ass

A new batch of unreleased photos of Brady Jensen (currently starring in NakedSword’s Stalker) just magically landed in my inbox, and now I will post them here.

Here Are The Finalists In The “Win Cody Cummings’ Underwear” Contest

Out of 20 entries (and almost a dozen more that weren’t published because they included threats of extreme violence toward me and Cody Cummings!), here are the three finalists in the contest to win a pair of the gay porn icon’s underwear and a one-year membership to NakedSword.com:

Is James Jamesson Literally An Elf?

You’d think after all the time I’ve spent looking at and daydreaming of James Jamesson I would’ve already noticed, but it didn’t hit me until just now that he has elf ears. James Jamesson is an elf.

Drill My Gay Revenge Dick Dorm At School, Papi

UK-based Reality Kings and Luxembourg(!)-based Manwin have merged, which means the sites GayRevenge.com, Papi.com, BigDicksAtSchool.com, DrillMyHole.com, BoysFirstTime.com, TopShelfPussy.com, TheGayOffice.com, Brazzers.com, Xtube.com, YouPorn.com, PornHub.com, HugeGayPass.com, Men.com, Str8ToGay.com, TrannySurprise.com, DangerousDongs.com, DickDorm.com, DareDorm.com, CumFiesta.com, and literally a gazillion other straight porn sites will all be owned and operated by one company. Hopefully this corporate merger won’t make all these diverse websites feel indistinguishable …

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Guess The Perfect Gay Porn Star Ass

Today marks the debut of NakedSword’s new miniseries, Stalker, and it has also re-introduced me to one of the most perfect asses in all of gay porn. Can you tell whose it is just from the hole? Just look at it!! Don’t scroll down until you’ve made a guess.

Fleshbot Unearths Photos From Old Gay Phone Sex Ad Featuring Jake Shears?!?

Fleshbot does it again! Thanks to Fleshbot blogger Cedric DeWittison, the Jake Shears “is he or isn’t he doing gay porn?” mystery continues, which began last week after highly reputable blog site Queer Porn Nation published photos of what totally appeared to be Jake Shears filming a gay porn role. While it turned out that those photos were actually of …

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Should Straight Bars Ban Gay Men?

Yes. Ban them. Ban all gay men from entering straight bars. Gay men are screechy and annoying and so fucking gay. Straight men go to straight bars to get pussy and watch “the game,” not to have to listen to a bunch of shrieking faggots. And, as everyone knows, gay men only go to straight bars to try and convert …

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Kurt Madison Is In A Movie (His Cock And His Ass Aren’t Though)

In addition to go-go boy, Randy Blue masturbator, weird tickling video star, and nude model, let’s add “serious actor” to the list of things Kurt Madison/Quinn Christopher Jaxon does. Here he is doing some acting in a new gay indie (of course) movie.

Comment Of The Day

Commenter “SuperGay” is not happy with The Sword’s coverage of straight porn.

Cocky Boys Mysteries Revealed: Mason And Tommy In, Phenix Out! PLUS: The Return of Bobby Clark!

Well, The Sword is KILLING IT today by bringing you the SCOOPS you simply won’t find anywhere else about multiple HIGHLY CONTROVERSIAL and VERY CONFUSING stories. First it was the EXCLUSIVE STORY about Jake Shears’ mistaken identity (see here–**must credit/link to The Sword**), and now The Sword brings you the TRUTH about the rumored retirements of CockyBoys’ exclusives Mason Star, …

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