Well, not only did I not make it out of Chicago after being date-raped and robbed, I also died there immediately after seeing these photos and this clip (below) of Tommy Defendi in NakedSword’s new Hooker Stories episode.
[Note: The Swordies are here! From now until the end of the year, I will be sporadically giving out awards in a variety of categories to the best (and the worst) in gay porn. How are The Swordies determined? Who votes for The Swordies? Don’t worry about it! It’s this simple: Whomever and whatever I want to win, wins.] Box …
The Swordies Box Cover Of The Year Winner: Chris Tyler And His Three Balls, Body Shop Read More »
Last night I went to the Grabby awards and brought along the most famous bathing suit in gay porn, Cody Cummings’ Andrew Christian maroon speedo. Since that contest winner declined to accept the bathing suit, I thought I might try to give it away to people at the Grabbys.
Unlike the night before, I wasn’t thrown out of the Tim & Roma Show taping on Friday night. Mainly because I was working on producing the show and it would’ve been weird to kick me out of my own event. I guess I could’ve thrown myself out? Anyway, some gay porn stars let me take their pictures, including Chris Porter …
Early this morning in Chicago, Roma went for a late night snack at 7-11. Did somebody have the munchies?! LOL!!
All I wanted to do was take some fun pics and be a part of the Grabbys pre-party celebration at Club Hydrate with special guest DJ Chi Chi LaRue, but instead everyone just kept telling me to get away from them :-( Anthony Romero had me thrown out of the club, but I still managed to get a few pics, …
My Experience As A Blogger At A Grabbys Pre-Party Read More »
Sorry. No blog posts today (Thursday) except for this one since I am traveling to Chicago with the Tim & Roma Show and mr. Pam to attend the Grabbys, IML, and whatever other crazy drunk shit I can find. Speaking of drunk, don’t forget to follow me on Twitter for live drunk tweets, pics, and video all weekend long or …
Out Of Office Notification!! En Route To Chicago & The Grabbys!!! Read More »
If you couldn’t guess from the hints he dropped and me practically spelling it out for you earlier, the answer to “Where in the world is Max Ryder?” is: “He’s in Eastern Europe fucking all these Bel Ami boys.”
All Paul Wagner wants to do is just kiss. And, he’d pick a boyfriend with a nice personality over a nice body. This entire interview is basically Paul Wagner’s secret way of finally admitting that he wants to be with me forever, I feel. ALSO: Once again, where does Paul Wagner work? Randy Blue? Men At Play? Next Door? …
Gay porn superstar and incredible interview-giver James Huntsman will continue his reign as the prince of gay porn for at least one more year, as Next Door Studios has renewed his exclusive contract through 2012. Perhaps most shocking of all, however, is that for the first time ever, gay porn star James Huntsman–who has been working in gay porn since …
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I know I said I was going to retire and I know I said I wanted to transition from blogging to acting, but I’ve changed my mind. Today, I’ve decided that I want to become the official spokesman for my favorite dildo, which will in turn land me an appearance in a commercial for my favorite underwear company and will …
Sean Paul Lockhart promotes a rough cut of Welcome To New York for an Australian film festival. More on the movie here.
Trophy Blog’s blogger Xavier Matthews. Remember? Well, he’s also a singer, and he has an album dropping next month. Here’s the first single.
All Randy Blue’s Cody Lake had to do was stop bleaching his hair and he went from Disney Channel twink to soap opera hunk.
At first I was reading this and I was like, “What?” and then I read a little bit more and I was all, “the fuck?”
Despite the decrease in dicks, Johnny Rapid looks just darling surrounded by four of them (as opposed to the six with Chris Tyler and the five with Parker Perry). Who wore the dicks better? Well, the four with Johnny are practically limp (how could anyone be limp while in the presence of Johnny Rapid?), so he doesn’t have much to …
Brandon Wilde’s first live show for Randy Blue–which is being dubbed as his return to porn, but was he ever gone??–starts at 8pm PST, but before you click over and watch, you’ll need to brush up on your Brandon Wilde trivia. (Note: If the show is over, you can still watch the archive.) 10 tHinGs u nEEd to KnOw ABOut …
10 Things You Need To Know About Brandon Wilde Before His Randy Blue Webcam Show Tonight Read More »
It’s not enough that I write a highly trafficked and wildly popular blog that gets tons of cool comments. I need more out of life. I want to develop my own personal brand and market myself beyond the blogosphere and into mainstream television and movies. I want to be an actor.
Here is a new Falcon scene where the performers are dressed up as…people who play sports.
Peruvian man comes to Florida for a penis implant…and leaves with no penis at all. If only he could have just been content with what he had to begin with! It’s a good thing this is America, where you can come to get your elective penis surgery and then also come to file a fun lawsuit when that penis …
“A Flesh-Eating Bacteria Ate His Penis Centimeter By Centimeter…He’s Lost His Manhood” Read More »
Get excited!! One week from tonight, next Friday the 25th, the only place to be is at CHARLIE’S in Chicago, where the Tim & Roma Show will be taking over the bar from 6pm-9pm for a very special live taping of their hit talk show! Also appearing: NakedSword director mr. Pam and the blogger from The Sword! Like last year, …
One Week From Tonight: Pre-Grabbys Party With Tim & Roma! Read More »
Please explain to me why and how anyone is excited about this movie? It has the sex appeal of a block of cheese.
Imagine that you are about to be killed and you can only masturbate to one more more gay porn scene before you die. Would it be the one where Calvin slam fucks the bejesus out of Grayson (who looks like he’s already died and gone to heaven) and then shoots a massive load in his hole, or would it be …
Sean Cody’s Calvin Going Bareback Or Bel Ami’s Mick Lovell With Cum In His Hair? Read More »
I don’t normally do this, but I’m going to take a huge risk and alienate a lot of gay porn stars (and their fans) by going ahead and endorsing gay porn superstar ______ ______ to be the next Fleshjack Boy! Cast your vote for ______ ______!
In response to Kink.com launching their new site with unknown gay porn star Marc Dylan…
Hint 1: Rafael Alencar and the bottom met once before over six years ago. Hint 2: The bottom holds a special title bestowed upon him by The Sword last year. Hint 3: How in the world are these guys able to fuck upside down/backwards with all their body parts in the air? That’s not really a hint.
[MenAtPlay: Paul Wagner] AND: The hardcore version:
I just bought these pants that have pictures of penises all over them, but I’m not sure where I should wear them for the first time. Yes, I realize that these penis pants were actually designed for a female, but I have lost so much weight since I started doing Zumba, I can fit into practically anything, even female penis …
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Thank you, Gabe Ayala, for sending me these new pretty pictures of pretty Benjamin Godfre. I’m NOT jumping on the bandwagon just yet (I still can’t get his interview out of my head), but these photos coupled with his jerk-off video are making me realize that maybe Benjamin Godfre isn’t that bad and I sort of love him? Here are …
[The following story from Carlton Paul is my favorite piece from the second issue of Das Einhorn, and it appears here courtesy of Das Einhorn editor Paul Bookstaber. Thank you Paul, and thank you Carlton for your words (and the picture of your asshole). And be sure to get the entire second issue of Das Einhorn.] July 4th, 1985, was …
Anal Bleaching 101: Is It Dangerous To Bleach Your Butt Hole? Read More »
It’s risky enough starting your own gay porn membership site in this economy, but to do so with an unknown star whom audiences have never heard of? Good luck.
After writing over 5000 gay porn blog posts over the past four years, it is with a heavy heart that I am announcing my retirement from gay porn blogging.
Mick Lovell is down in Austin, Texas getting his cock, mouth, and asshole molded for some new Fleshjack toys.
